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Swearing Birthday Cards

F*ck, they’re old! Welcome to the rudest cards around, perfect for celebrating old b*stards. Wish a Happy F*cking Birthday to your fellow foul-mouthed friends with our swearing birthday cards. Send an offensive design to insult your brother or tell your partner in no uncertain terms what you’re going to do to them. Why not browse more of our rude & retro birthday cards?

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Send this hilariously cheeky card by Dean Morris on their birthday.

Happy Birthday You Dirty Whore Card
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Whether they're 25 or 45, personalise this birthday card for a big kid and tell them to grow the f*ck up. Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Time To Grow The Fuck Up Card
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This year send your loved one this hilarious Scottish themed card. To the none native, this translates to "You're not dead yet?". Perfect as a birthday card, a get well soon card, or even just to send a smile. By Rooster Cards.

Yer No Deid Yet? Card
No matter how old they get, it doesn't seem to stop them from behaving like a twat! Celebrate sixty years with this rude Redback milestone birthday card.

60 And Still A Twat Card
People Person. General Greeting Birthday card by KissMeKwik. It's hard to be a people person when everyone around you is a moron! Send this sassy Birthday card to a friend who would agree.

People Person Card
This card includes everything it takes to make a birthday great! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Bring It The Fuck On Card
You may not have gotten them a present but you aren't enough of a bastard to not get them a card, are you? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Guess Who Got You Fuck All Card
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Is that worse than being a jizz breathing dragon? Send this hilariously rude Scribbler Birthday card to someone who likes a penis or two!

Pizz Off Jizz Breath Card
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If you know an ancient sack of shit (bit harsh?), call them out on their birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

You Ancient Sack Of Shit Card
When seeing to Fanny hygiene has to come first. Send this cheeky Birthday card from Go La La to any fanny fan.

Visiting Fanny Card
This Objectables Birthday card is perfect for that ducking person in your life.... DAMN YOU autocorrect!

Sexting Card
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Obviously we were talking about someone else who's much better than you. Many happy returns though! Birthday design for a February baby by Scribbler.

February A Fucking Legend Was Born Card
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When they're at that charming age where you can do no right. Show your daughter that you know them better than they think! Designed by Do Something David.

You Kept The Receipt Card
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Tell them they're worth it with this fucking card

An Arm And A Leg Card
Selective hearing is a common trait in the male species. You say drink, he hears blow job. This Dean Morris Birthday card is perfect for any occasion.

Blow Job Thanks Card
Honest birthday wishes for your nearest and dearest!

Shit Year Birthday Card
He looks far too pleased with himself! Send this cheeky Lowe and Behold design to a self-professed ladies man who's always chasing (his own) tail.

Chasin Pussy Card
21 is a confusing time because you think youre old but youre really really not. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Time To Grow Up Card
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He may be a fuck trumpet, but he's your fuck trumpet! Call out your husband with the help of this rude Scribbler birthday card.

Husband You Fuck Trumpet Card
What's better than a big cock for your birthday?

Big Cock Card
What better way to wish someone a happy birthday than with a cock fest!

Cock Fest Card
What better way to wish someone a happy birthday than with lots of cock!

Lots Of Cock Card
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Send this seriously cheeky birthday card to the person in your life with the most perfect arse and really make their day! Designed by Scribbler.

Magnificent Arse Birthday Card
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If you love French Bulldogs, this card's for you! Give them an extra special birthday present with this rude Scribbler design.

Shit It's Your Birthday Card

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