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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Send this Staffie birthday card to the one you love and tell them how much you care!

Woofin' Love You Card
Bad habits? Dunno what you're talking about, I've got Nun! Birthday design by Lowe and Behold.

Birthday Bad Habits Card
Send this Birthday card to a friend who's totally pawsome!

Pawsome Birthday Card
Sister Agnes doesn't normally do swears - but when she found out how old you were!!?!?

Arseholes Birthday Card
Who doesn't love a good joke on their birthday. Send this funny frog card and guess his favourite music genre!!

Hoppy Birthday To You Card
Sia Laters, hun! Dramatically make your exit and shantay away... Leave a parting remark to be remembered by with this cheeky Lowe and Behold design.

Sia Laters Card
This cheeky young scamp has eated your cake! Oh well the thought was there.... Happy Birthday!!

Eated It Birthday Card
Nuns are all about being quiet - and at your age Sister Rose thinks you should be too!!! How rude!

Shhhhhhhh Birthday Card
Old ladies smell of wee!?! Never! Trust this dog - he knows!

Wee Birthday Card
Scary Canary has a question for you on your birthday! How rude!

Scary Canary Card
Are you Daddy's little halfpint? Send this humorous card on Father's Day!

Daddy's Halfpint Card
Sister Maria doesn't normally do swears - but when she found out how old you were... she just couldn't help herself!

Holy Crap'' Card
Send this birthday card to a cake loving friend. Come on - lets get cake-faced!

Cake-Faced Birthday Card
Laurel and Hardy, Tom and Jerry, Batman and Robin! Send this Birthday card to your bestie partner in crime!

Bestie Birthday Card
Gay Pride! Show support for your LGBTQ+ friends. Be as gay as you want!

Life Is Short Card
Send this Frenchie complete with moustache and beret with wishes for an Ooh la la Birthday!

Ooh La La Birthday Card
Naughty Sister Eunice toasts your Birthday - you fabulous bitch!

Fabulous Bitch Birthday Card
Send this funny dog themed Birthday card to let them know how old they'd be if they were a dog! Dr Woof knows!

Dog Years Card
Let there be no prejudices as everyone's a little bit gay!

Everyone's A Little Bit Gay Card
He looks far too pleased with himself! Send this cheeky Lowe and Behold design to a self-professed ladies man who's always chasing (his own) tail.

Chasin Pussy Card
Who knew there were so many names for the female genitals? Send this funny Lowe and Behold design to a right fanny and give them a giggle!

Fannys Card
Mole seems slightly shocked on your birthday! How old?????

Holey Moley Card
Ooh cheeky! What are dogs like!! Show them you're interested with this funny canine card.

Woof Card
They've got all their sister's with them! Wish someone a Merry Christmas with this naughty card by Lowe and Behold.

Sister Sledge Card

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