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Swearing Valentine's Cards

Swear to love them forever? Wish a Happy F*cking Valentine’s Day to your fellow foul-mouthed lover with our selection of super sweary Valentine’s cards. Send an offensive design to insult your boyfriend or tell your girlfriend exactly what you’ll be doing later with one of our unique, explicit designs. If that’s what floats your boat, why not browse more of our rude & retro Valentine’s cards?

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Let them know what happens when they're around with this naughty Valentine's Anniversary card from Dean Morris.

Pussy All Excited Card
Send this modern twist on a classic love poem to bring your partner's Valentine's expectations craching back to reality! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Calm The Fuck Down Card
But they're worth the price, and the cost of therapy! Go all out and send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Two Fucking Deer Card
You both love a sloth, so Whale And Bird has made you this romantic Anniversary card.

Sloth Love Card
Express your true feelings this Valentine's Day with this silly Dean Morris card.

Willy Card
Did it go out of fashion? I didn't get the memo! Bring it back with this naughty Valentine's Anniversary card by Brainbox Candy.

Bring Back Fingering Card
You love them and you want to tell them! Send them this cheeky, "I fucking love you" card whether it be for an anniversary, Valentine's Day or just because!

I Fucking Love You Rainbow
What a prick! It can stand up all on its own. Send this cheeky Tillovision Anniversary card and put a smile on their face on an otherwise gloomy day.

Cactus Prick Card
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Chocolate Quilted Shit Pig. Why does that sound sort of delicious, well, not the shit part! Let your chocolate quilted shit pig know how much you love them with this hilarious card by Scribbler. This card has a drawing of two pigs and says happy Valentine's my chocolate quilted shit pig.

Chocolate Quilted Shit Pig Card
We're not saying that the sparks have completely gone from your relationship but your partner does have more sexual tension with the remote control these days? Designed by Modern Toss.

Romantic Walk Card
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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's Anniversary card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons Card
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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You Card
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When blue balls kick in, they'd so anything to get some relief! Hold them to random with this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's card.

Roses Are Red, Balls Are Blue Card
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You willy love them, and you love their willy! Let them know what this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

I Willy Love You Card
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There're 206 bones in the human body, but when I'm with you I have 207! Send this hilariously naughty Valentine's Anniversary card by Scribbler and make them smile.

You Give Me A Boner Card
You're buying her this Buddy Fernandez Anniversary card, so it must be magical!

I've Seen Your Fanny Card
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Two of a kind? Send this Scribbler design to your partner in crime and fellow chocolate-quilted shit pig!

Happy As Pigs In Shit Card
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They need to know. Send this fun Jolly Awesome design to your sex bomb.

Name Is Sex Bomb Card
Valentine's Day is the perfect time to start dropping some compliments for extra brownie points. A beautiful smile and great tits should be a good place to start so, send this Dean Morris card.

Your Smile Card
Give some encourage-mint to a really cool person with this Lucy Maggie card.

Pretty Bloody Mint Card
Let someone know they're Cute as F*ck with this cute yet rude Anniversary card. The Anniversary card features an adorable little love heart character holding an extremely rude sign. Designed by Jess Moorhouse

Cute As F*CK Card
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The perfect Scribbler Anniversary card to send to one sexy vegan. Any tofu loving partners will feel so-ya excited to receive this cheeky design.

I Want Tofu-Ck You Card
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They're not off the rails, they are the rails! Send Annie's wise words to a Shrill fan and shake up their shit a little bit. Designed by Scribbler.

I Get To Decide What To Do Card
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No getting rid of him? Accept that you're stuck with each other and send this cheeky anniversary card by Scribbler.

Our Love Is Indestructable Card

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