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Met in the 80s? Just for the record, why not take a trip down memory lane and celebrate your anniversary with this Madonna inspired Papagrazi design.

You Must Be My Lucky Star Card

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A romantic Valentine's Day card by Scribbler, perhaps for a Breaking Bad fan. If your drug of choice is love, this is ideal when you add text.

Chemistry Bitch Card

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For the lover who is sweet like chocolate and creamy on the inside... how will you eat yours out?

I Wanna Lick You Out Card

Foggish

Send this card by Dean Morris to your partner this Valentine's Day, or the kitty gets it!

The Kitten Gets It Card

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Usually because the womans done all the bloody hard work! Send a great man this hilarious Dean Morris Anniversary card and let him know the truth!

Behind Every Great Man Card

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Crotchless Panties. General Greeting Anniversary card by KissMeKwik. This Anniversary card is both silly and saucy, perfect for anyone who loves a bit of both.

Crotchless Panties Card

KissMeKwik

You've bowled a strike with your amazing other half so let him know what you love about him with this hilarious Valentine's Anniversary card by Dean Morris.

Love Playing With Your Balls Card

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Tell your partner how happy they make you with this simple playful typographic card!

Go Silly Love Card

Betiobca

A lovely tribute to David Bowie from our friends at Whale And Bird.

Hot Tramp I Love You So Card

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This is more like it! It's time for him to become the domestic goddess you always knew he could be! Send this brilliant Scribbler Anniversary card and let him know this is #relationshipgoals.

Relationship Goals Card

Scribbler

First Class Wife, Anniversary Card by Bluebell 33. Let your wife know that she's the best of the best this special day. This card is the perfect way to show how much you appreciate your husband!

First Class Wife Card

Bluebell 33

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The obvious choice to send to a die-hard animal lover who loves chicken, lamb, beef, pork and venison in their mouth! Or a vegan you really hate. Photo upload design by Dean Morris.

Taste So Good Photo Upload Card

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Dickheads need love on Valentine's Day too, so rein in the nagging for a day and send this Scribbler card.

You're A Dickhead Card

Scribbler

You're My Dickhead Jeffrey and Janice Anniversary Card. If we all just agree that we're all dickheads, the world would be a better place. Send this card to your fave dickhead to remind them why you love them.

You're My Dickhead Jeffrey And Janice Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Well what is Valentine's Day really for, if not for that? Send this kinky card by Dean Morris this Valentine's.

Keep Kinky And Carry On Card

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Sometime's men are completely oblivious to the subtle (and not so subtle) clues that you want to bone down! Send this brilliant Scribbler Anniversary card to someone who can't take a hint.

She Was Down To Fuck Card

Scribbler

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Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload Card

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This sweet Brainbox Candy card is perfect for the love of your life. Perfect for a husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend.

People In The World Card

Brainbox Candy

Ba-be, ba-be! For the Sonny to your Cher. Serenade your babe with this cute Papagrazi design.

I Got You Babe Card

Papagrazi

Balls. General Greeting Birthday card by KissMeKwik. If you like balls then you'll love this Birthday card. Suitable for any occasion.

Balls Card

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When you find your king, just know let them know with this Scribbler card how perfect they are: your perfect match.

Perfect Match Card

Scribbler

Lower Standards Jeffrey and Janice, Anniversary Card. Jeffrey and Janice are perfectly ok with being solid 7.5/10's and that's why they're perfect for each other! This card is perfect for all you settlers out there!

Lower Standards Jeffrey And Janice Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Met in the 80s? Just for the record, why not take a trip down memory lane and celebrate your anniversary with this musical, retro inspired Papagrazi design.

Spin Me Right Round Card

Papagrazi

Let them know what happens when they're around with this naughty Valentine's Anniversary card from Dean Morris.

Pussy All Excited Card

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