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But they're worth the price, and the cost of therapy! Go all out and send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Two Fucking Deer Card

Tillovision

Hidden Gem

Send this hand illustrated cartoon humour card to an avid Star Wars fan for a special Christmas.

These Aren't The Elves You're Looking For Christmas Card

Cardinky

No Reggie, mouse-bumming is something else entiely... For a friend who gets their words mixed up, pour a drink - that'll help! Christmas design by Tillovision.

Christmas Let's Get Mouse-Bummed Card

Tillovision

This crazy Tillovision Christmas card is laugh out loud funny and ridiculously rude - look away kids, the wheelie bins are having a moment!

Fucking Rubbish Christmas Card

Tillovision

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse? Until Santa got his fat arse stuck in the chimney! Designed by Go La La.

Stuck Up The Chimney Card

Go La La

Who died and made you Gordon Ramsay?! Oh wait, that would only be if the turkey was FUCKING RAW! Send savage season's greeting this Christmas with this Do Something David card.

Looks Overcooked And Dry Again Card

Do Something David

Send this cute and funny card to a loved one to tell them how much you fucking love them! The perfect card to celebrate an anniversary, friendship, Valentine's Day or just to send a smile.

I Fucking Love You Card

Poppy And Mabel

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Say Happy Anniversary to your darling wife and take the time to remind her just how damn lucky she is! Designed by Scribbler.

Wife It's Hard To Find So Funny Card

Scribbler

The perfect card for someone with a cracking arse to send to someone they love!

I Love You With All My Bum Card

Poppy And Mabel

Pretty and fun greeting card with floral motifs and lettering to wish Merry Christmas to your loved ones.

Merry Christmas Card

Big Dream Planners

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Do you guys do what otters do and sleep holding hands? If so that's adorable but how do you not get too warm?! Send this lovely Scribbler Anniversary card to your otterly amazing wife.

Otterly Awesome Wife Card

Scribbler

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Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card

Do Something David

In every relationship they say there's a settler and reacher and we're so glad you're at peace with which one you are. Never let them go! Valentine's design by Redback.

You Couldn't Do Better Than Me Card

Redback

Whether "it" is Valentine's, an anniversary or birthday, yes you really do have to carry on the time honoured tradition of sending a card! Designed by Redback.

Do We Really Have To Do This Every Year Card

Redback

Send valentine or anniversary wishes with this 'I Love You to the Moon and Back' card. Designed by Send Salutations.

I Love You To The Moon And Back Card

Send Salutations

Add A Photo

It is scientifically proven that love really is in the air! Add a photo to personalise this funny Scribbler Anniversary card and send to your other half on Valentine's.

Fart Together Card

Scribbler

Twat But I Like You. General Greeting Anniversary card by Brainbox Candy. Send this Anniversary card to someone who you like, even though they can be a bit of a doughnut sometimes.

Twat But I Like You Card

Brainbox Candy

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Oh, damn! Whatever the occasion, send your wife this naughty design and make sure she's wet with excitement. Designed by Scribbler.

Wife Wet Beaver Card

Scribbler

We really rate this funny Anniversary card for a five-star girlfriend!

Five Star Girlfriend Couldn't Be Happier Card

Tillovision

Bean with them is the best thing ever! So let them know with this punny Valentine's Anniversary card by Forever Funny.

Favourite Human Bean Card

Forever Funny

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She's still got it - you just can't spoon her in bed anymore! Send this funny design to flatter your wife.

Wife You're Still Hot Card

Scribbler

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Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch! I'd argue they're more cute than silly.

So They Look Really Fucking Silly Card

Do Something David

Eiffel Tower Love Balloon card by Art File.Perfect for your anniversary. Even if you can't afford a trip to Paris, this card will fly you and your loved one to the most romantic city on a red heart-shaped balloon!

Eiffel Tower Love Balloon Card

Art File

The perfect Anniversary card for any Tottenham Hotspur and Heung-Min Son fan! Designed by Bonne Nouvelle.

You Are My Heung-Min Son-Shine Card

Bonne Nouvelle

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