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Valentine's Cards For Partner

For your partner in crime! Spice things up by sending an extra special card to your partner this Valentine’s Day and showing how thankful you are that they stole your heart. Turn up the romance and surprise that special someone with a saucy or suggestive sentiment that’ll be sure to put a smile on their face. Why not browse our popular food & drink inspired Valentine’s cards for some quality innuendos? Take labels out of the equation and focus on the love!

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Let them know their love takes you high with this adorable Lucilla Lavender card.

Love You Heart Balloon

Let them know how Fab they are with this adorably punny card by Rumble Cards.

You're Fab

A valentine's card featuring a romantic heart designed by Holly Collective.

Heart Collage

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Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload

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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card

You two go together like sushi and soy sauce: a match made in heaven! Valentine's design by Whale & Bird.

You're My Soy Mate

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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

Husbands only pay attention when food or sex is involved anything else is gibberish. A valentine!s card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Not Listening Anyway

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

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Youre the bees knee its legs and its arms! A personalised congratulations card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

Name You Are The Bee's Knees

This adorable card by Jolly Awesome is perfect to send to let someone know how you feel about them.

You Make Me Smile

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

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Send a Mean Girl this hilarious Valentine's card by Scribbler and let them know what a big fat lesbian crush you have on them!

Big Fat Lesbian Crush

Husbands need sleep to get away from the stress their wife constantly gives them. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sleep Like A Husband

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