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Spend Christmas amongst the Stars with some of our best punny designs. What better way to show a loved one you care than to send them a Christmas card featuring their favourite celebrity, or better yet, one they love to hate! From musicians and drag queens, to politicians and the son of God himself, we’ve gathered a collection of famous faces to help you celebrate the season and put a smile on everyone’s face. While you’re at it, take a look at our other popular Christmas themes: animal, food & drink and film & TV inspired cards.

As if he wasn't enough of a laughing stock, Nicolas has dropped his pants and it looks like he wears women's lace knickers?! Christmas design by Chloe Langer.

St Knickerless Cage
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Come through sis! Name your Drag Race loving sister Top Queen of the day and wish her a sickening Christmas extravaganza with this RuPaul inspired Scribbler card.

You Sleigh Sister
If this is someone's favourite kind of Noel, then send them this fab Foggish Christmas design and tell him to bring cake.

Happy Noel
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Send everyone's favourite Tiger King, Joe Exotic to wish them a roaring grrreat Christmas with this fun card by Nichola Cowdery.

Have A Bitchin Christmas
Wreath, is that you? A festive card for a Reese Witherspoon fan with a lisp! Designed by Chloe Langer.

Wreath Witherspoon
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We have faith that this Christmas will will completely top Last Christmas, especially if you send this funky George Michael inspired card by Nichola Cowdery.

Have Faith This Christmas
What more could you want for Christmas than the Hollywood legend that is Jeff Goldblum? Five of him, in gold, of course! Designed by Chloe Langer.

Five Gold Blums
Here in the UK, the festive season can be summed up pretty easily. Can't wait to do it all again next yeah, eh! Christmas design by Foggish.

Christmas Baubles
You'll never hear this classic carol in the same way again! Wish an Alan fan a Merry Christmas all the way from Radio Norwich with this Chloe Langer design.

Partridge In A Pear Tree
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Send this festive design by Scribbler to someone who wasn't exactly thrilled by the new Prime Minister. You have to laugh at Boris wearing a turkey!

Not The Christmas BJ You Were Hoping For
Cheeses Of Nazareth. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik.Cheesy jokes are essential at Christmas and it doesn't get much cheesier than this!

Cheeses Of Nazareth
Make a Liverpool fan's Christmas (or maybe not) with this cheeky design by Pedges Houseboat.

Merry Kloppmas
We're sure even Stevie Wonder would laugh at this card... If he could see it. Spread seasons greetings to an absent friend with this Pedges Houseboat design.

Merry Christmas
Nigella could never! Send this seriously sensual recipe to excite your partner for the Christmas stuffing they're going to get. Designed by Tillovision.

Christmas Stuffing
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Ho Selecta by Scribbler. Re-rewind, when the crowd say 'Ho-Selecta' . This goes out to all Turkeys.

Ho Selecta
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You know it's nearly Christmas when the Bubl' comes back out of hibernation. Acknowledge someone's seasonal guilty pleasure with this bauble of joy by Scribbler.

Michael Baub-le
Wish a Merry Chrizzle to one of your homies this year from Snoop Doggy Dogg himself. Designed by Pedges Houseboat.

Merry Chrizzle
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Rudolph's Drag Race by Scribbler. This year's runway theme is Christmas Extravaganza Eleganza. St. Nick, the time has come for you to deliver all of our presents. Good Luck, and don't fuck it up!

Rudolph's Drag Race
The true meaning of Christmas, as requested by Nicola Hine. Which clearly is a dinosaur nativity featuring Ainsley Harriott as Jesus Christ, obvs. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

True Meaning Of Xmas
This Dean Morris card is a perfect joint Birthday and Christmas card for anyone who's lucky enough to have their birthday on Christmas!

Raise Your Hand If It's Your Birthday
Jesus in a Pret A Manger nativity scene with - is that Stephen Fry?! As requested by Pete Redfern. Jim'll Paint It Christmas design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Xmas Pret
Another amazing celebrity pun card from the awesome designers at Quite Good Cards! Have an Elfish Presley Christmas with this instant classic.

Elfish Presley
Are We Dancer. Christmas Card by KissMeKwik. Everyone loves a bit of silly dancing, especially if the dancers are in reindeer suits!

Are We Dancer
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Category is: Festive Fantasy. Condragulations to the winner of this sickening Christmas card by Scribbler. Shantay, you stay.

Not Today Santa

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