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Swearing Christmas Cards

It’s beginning to feel a lot like f*ck this… Say words worse than Bah Humbug and wish a Merry F*cking Christmas to your fellow foul-mouthed friends with our swearing Christmas cards. Our rudest and funniest designs wouldn’t be anything without a choice word or two to hammer the jokes home. Send a festive design to insult your brother, tell your partner in no uncertain terms what you’re going to do to them, and generally curse the season. If you plan on getting totally f*cked, then browse our food & drink inspired Christmas cards and get festive as f*ck.

 

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No matter how much you compliment her, make sure you compliment yourself just as much! Send a fantastic bitch this fantastic Christmas card by Dean Morris.

Merry Christmas From One Fantastic Bitch Card
Three Hoes, by Full Fat. Maybe Santa has just been into gardening this whole time?! Send some Christmas wishes to the green fingered person in your life!

Three Hoes Card
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If their turkey is always fucking raw, send Gordon to give 'em some tough love with this hilarious Christmas card by Scribbler.

Fucking Cook Gordon Christmas Card
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How did that happen? I swear it was only just Christmas last year! Designed by Scribbler.

Holly Shit Card
Wish someone a Merry Christmas with this card playing on the idea of Santa having a naughty list, but this naughty list contains some items you wouldn't want your mum seeing.

Santa's Naughty List Card
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Can you be-leaf it?! Give them an X-rated Christmas with this mad Tillovision card and they'll never look at sprouts the same way again!

Time For Sprouts Card
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If you love Christmas about as much as a hole in your head, make your feelings known with this rude design by Scribbler.

Get Fucked Card
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It seems Santa has a little secret about his seemingly impossible job, and it's naughtier than you think! Perfect for friends who appreciate a bit of blunt humour and a break from the traditional holiday sweetness.

Santa In The Pub Card
Santa knows everything! Send your friends this funny Christmas card to let them know they're definitely on the naughty list

Wanker Christmas Card
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Send your Brother this rude and funny festive card and politely suggest that he isn't a total Wanker this Christmas (the family would ideally like a nice time for once!)

Wanker Brother Christmas Card
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Oops, just a little typo there, no one needs to see that! Take an opportunity to get one up on your bro and slide in a subtle insult with this rude Christmas card by Scribbler.

Brother Sorry I Can't
Christmas isn't Christmas without a huge Yule log now is it? Funny and Rude Christmas card. Designed by Studio Boketto.

Yule Log Christmas Card
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Send this hilarious Christmas card to a cat parent this Christmas!

Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit - Cat Card
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If he's been very naughty this year, send your husband this brilliantly kinky Christmas card and try not to take a bite out of him. Designed by Scribbler.

Husband Gingerbread XXX-Mas Card
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Wish a Welsh merry christmas to that very special person in your life.

Nadolig Llawen Cont Card
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Tit's the season to be jolly, alright! Make your bestie's day with this boobilicious Christmas card, designed by Scribbler.

Holly Titmas Christmas Card
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Make sure your friend's Christmas is the very breast this year by sending them this tit-riffic Scribbler card.

Tits The Season Christmas Card
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Merry Shitmas by Scribbler. Celebrate the most wonderful time of the year with a not so wonderful present from the dog.

Merry Shitmas Card
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Everything about Santa is red and white, excpet the little blue pills in his drawer at the North Pole that Ms Claus doesn't know about but highly suspects he has, given he is about 1000 years old. Designed by Battered Cards

Santa's Little Helpers Card
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Merry Fucking Christmas from Wales. Mid Mod Cards by Jennifer Finnigan Design.

Nadolig Fucking Llawen Card
Santa's got a rather dirty mouth! But he's probably correct, so let them know with this hilarious Dean Morris Christmas card.

Santa Says Go Fuck Yourself Card
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Ahh but you love 'em really... Enough to get them a Christmas card anyway! Designed by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas You Twat Card
Wish your loved one a Merry Christmas!

Prick Card
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The Scribbler card for someone who loves to take a Christmas vacation with the Griswolds every year, and still laughs at this classic line!

Shitters Full Card

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