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Preggs, by Full Fat. I'll take a sausage roll, a yum-yum and ? a new baby?? Say congratulations with this light hearted new baby card.

Preggs Card

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Great news! Soon there'll be a little rugrat roaming about, leaving sh*t everywhere for you to spend your life picking up. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Preggerz Card

Scribbler

This Brainbox Candy card is ideal for the proud impatient parents who are expecting a bouncing baby boy.

Tiny Feet Blue Card

Brainbox Candy

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Youre the bees knee its legs and its arms! A personalised congratulations Anniversary card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

Name You Are The Bee's Knees Card

Doodles From My Brain

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Did you know that pregnant women absolutely LOVE hearing jokes about their bump?! And they find them even funnier when they're not actually pregnant! Designed by Scribbler.

Is That A Bump Card

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Congratulate a couple for getting busy and making a tiny human with this funny pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Small Earthling Card

Scribbler

Ooh Look! You've Given Me A Huge Stiffy. Boner alert! Proceed with caution. A great Valentine's or anniversary card by Dean Morris for your girlfriend or wife. Send one to each to avoid mistakes.

Huge Stiffy Card

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This is the Baby Shower card that'll get you banned from the delivery room if you're starting to think you don't quite fancy it after all. Dads, I'm looking at you. Pregnancy design by Scribbler.

Oooh Baby Baby Card

Scribbler

They're leaving to have a child the least you can do is get them this Brainbox Candy card.

Ickle Bambino Card

Brainbox Candy

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag Card

Lucy Maggie Designs

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Children aren't just for Christmas, kids. They're FOREVER! Enjoy never having money to spend on yourself again. New baby design by Scribbler.

Rinse You Of All Your Money Card

Scribbler

Send this Whale & Bird design to a friend who clearly has their life way more together than you do!

I Can't Even Make A Sandwich Card

Whale And Bird

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word Card

Whale And Bird

Does she have that pregnancy glow? Don't worry, it'll soon wear off, when her ankles swell and her back aches! Let her know she's still beautiful with this silly ComPONY card.

Pregnancy Week 35 Card

ComPONY

Kids don!t only take up time and patience thy take up money, so say goodbye to that holiday you always wanted. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Where Did All The Money Go Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Congratulate a new Dad by reminding him to wrap up next time! Rude design by Jolly Awesome.

Wear A Condom Card

Jolly Awesome

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They avo lotta love to give and we know they'll totally smash parenthood! Celebrate a pregnancy with this punny avocado photo upload Baby Shower card by Scribbler.

Av-Ing A Baby Card

Scribbler

How do kids always manage to pick up the bad words but never the good ones it makes zero sense. A Baby Shower card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Arsefaced Motherfcuker Card

Jeffrey & Janice

For better or worse, they're up the duff! Send your congratulations with this cheeky design by Lucy Maggie.

Should Have Listened In Sex Ed Card

Lucy Maggie Designs

After 12 days of drinking you will be feeling quite rough but it's in the spirit of Christmas so who cares! A card designed by Angela Chick.

12 Days Of Drinking Card

Angela Chick

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Aw, so cute! Such a shame it can't stay this size, life would be so much easier, eh? Congratulate new parents-to-be on their impending arrival, designed by Scribbler.

Have A Little Bean Card

Scribbler

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Child birth is a magical experince but it's also bloody disgusting. We'll just take your word for it on that one! New baby girl design by Scribbler.

Congrats On Not Shitting Yourself Card

Scribbler

You love someone more than something that keeps you alive? How interesting. A Anniversary card designed by Angela Chick.

More Than Food Card

Angela Chick

Cancel all plans for the next 18 years. For the couple that are going to be broke and tired for the foreseeable future from Deadpan

Cancel Everything Card

Deadpan

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