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Rude New Baby Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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The perfect ForestFr1ends New Baby card for that mum who has been there done that and got a sense of humour!

Feet First... Card

As the song goes: 18 years, 18 years, she got one of yo kids, got you for 18 years. But we aint sayin she a gold digger! New baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Expensive Shag Card

The Official Dilf Anniversary card is a chance to celebrate many occasions for a man-friend. They may be a new father, it could be a spouse telling their partner they have chippendale dancer features or just a chance for a secret admirer to tell a hot daddy that they would like to frolic with them.

Official Dilf Card

Send this hilarious Whale & Bird card to a new parent and hope it doesn't hit too close to home!

First Word Card

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock Card

The perfect Anniversary card for the MILF in your life.

Milf Card

Clearly, Santa has more manners than this grumpy old fart, no wonder she was kissing Santa! A very naughty Christmas design created by Do Something David.

Saw Grandma Kissing Santa Claus Card

Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch! I'd argue they're more cute than silly.

So They Look Really Fucking Silly Card

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A pretty 'new baby' card, with a touch of reality!

Hello Baby, So Long Sleep Card

Nothing is as good a cat lets be real. Well except a dog. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

As Good As A Cat Card

Send the new parents or parents to be a colourful reminder of what they can look forward to in parenthood! A design by Hannah Boulter

Shits And Giggles Card

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Welcome to the shit show that is parenting! Literally! This poo emoji new baby card is perfect for brand new mums and dads who are about to embark on the hardest journey of all - parenthood! Whether they're welcoming a new baby boy or girl, this card will always apply. There'll be mess everywhere. Good luck!

Shit Show Poo Emoji Card

Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card

A special treat from your favourite Santa Paws! Help your puppy say Merry Christmas with this design by Scribbler.

May Look Cute Card

Congratulate a new Dad by reminding him to wrap up next time! Rude design by Jolly Awesome.

Wear A Condom Card

I mean this is the way to go if youre planning to sleep around after you have your first child. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

New Arrival Card

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