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Rude Leaving Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Send this foxy card by Jolly Awesome to your friends on any occasion.

Fox Shit Up

Fuck Your Job. Sorry You're Leaving. A rude Dean Morris leaving card for anyone who still remembers typewriters. The perfect leaving card for a colleague who has just been promoted, fired or retired.

Fuck Your Job

Sorry You're Leaving. Piss Off Then. What are you waiting for? The door's that way. A rude goodbye card by Dean Morris for a friend or colleague.

Piss Off Then

Sometimes when someone leaves you can't help but feel betrayed, send this Buddy Fernandez card to let them know just what you think.

Judas

A perfect card for when a co-worker is leaving. Let them know exactly how you feel with this card designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Bugger Off

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Fuck This Shit O'clock, by Scribbler.What's the time Mr Wolf? Time to FUCK THIS SHIT! ?o'clock. Make them laugh with this hilarious card perfect for any time of the day.

Fuck This Shit O'clock

This is a genuine question. For his colleague's sake I hope the answer is yes. Send this silly Modern Toss card for any occasion.

Shit Meself

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You smelly pirate hooker. Stay classy with this hilarious card by the talented designers at Scribbler.

Whore Island

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

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This Scribbler card is for that person you hope is too dumb to see the real farewell message, and can't wait to see the back of.

It's Been A Pleasure

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Sometime's there's nothing better than getting something off your chest. This card by Scribbler lets you do just that!

Fuck Off

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job

Send this Buddy Fernandez card to your friend, they might be poorly, but they haven't lost their sense of humour.

Work-Shy Bastard

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Let a co-worker know if they want to keep their next job, they better pick up the quality of their work with this card from Scribbler.

Shit At Your Job Supersize

One word says it all with this card designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Judas

This hilarious Dean Morris card is perfect for someone who loves a joke, especially on their birthday.

Arrow Twat

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