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Rude Anniversary Cards

Browse our range of ridiculously rude anniversary cards to turn up the heat on your relationship and add some much needed spice, however long you've been married for! Surprise your spouse with one of our steamiest, most explicit anniversary cards and check out our Top 10 Rudest Cards if you dare...
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Liam needs some lovin! He will look for you, he will find you and he will seduce you. Rude design by Quite Good Anniversary cards.

Liam Needs Some Card
You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy Card
Make it the best Valentine's they've had in 8 years by sending this hilarious Alan Partridge inspired Anniversary card by Pedges Houseboat. Afterwards you can pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going.

Classic Intercourse Card
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But the difference is it's all worth it for that 10% of amazingness! Let her know that Webster's dictionary has had an update with this funny Scribbler design.

Girlfriend Card
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The literal dictionary definition of a Boyfriend. It's the other 10% that makes it all worth it! Designed by Scribbler.

Annoying Boyfriend Card
Deck the paws! For someone who gets their WHOLE family into the Christmas spirit. They can't say no but they can get their revenge? Christmas design by Tillovision.

Decorate Your Pets Card
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Next time they ask "how deep is your love?" you can get out this Scribbler photo upload card and show them. Their face on your bum - you're welcome!

Deep Like A Bumhole Card
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If your partner was fucking annoying yesterday, be sure to let them know with this photo upload Valentine's Anniversary card by Scribbler.

Love You More Everyday Card
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Get adventurous in the bedroom and make your anniversary a kinky one with this film inspired design by Scribbler.

Give You A Good Whiping Card
I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You Card

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