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Rude Anniversary Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Make it the best Valentine's they've had in 8 years by sending this hilarious Alan Partridge inspired card by Pedges Houseboat. Afterwards you can pop the extractor fan on, get a through draft going.

Classic Intercourse

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

You'll never be able to watch Next Generation in the same way again! Awkward Star Trek orgy, as requested by Sam Wise. Hilariously naughty Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Awkward Star Trek Orgy

This Jolly Awesome card is ideal to send to your partner, because even when they?re being a prick you still love them unconditionally.

A Prick

Stuck inside playing endless board games? For someone who frequently takes artistic licences when it comes to Scrabble words. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Triple Word Score

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The one who shall not be named has the best pick up line we've ever seen. If you like it as much as we did get them this brilliant card by Scribbler.

Are You A Horcrux!

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate fifty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

50 Fucking Years

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You willy love them, and you love their willy! Let them know what this hilarious Scribbler Valentine's card.

I Willy Love You

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate sixty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

60 Fucking Years

Add A Photo
They're a grower not a shower and that's totally fine with you. Let them know with this hilarious photo-upload Valentine's card by Scribbler.

It's A Grower

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Let your husband know he has a rather impressive derriere with this hilarious anniversary card by Scribbler.

Letting Me Touch Your Bum

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