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Rude Cards

The home of offensive designs, browse our full collection of outrageously rude cards, filled with filthy adult humour for every occasion. You have been warned: our explicit and insulting cards are not for the faint-hearted!

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This Dean Morris Birthday card is perfect for your swear-word-loving friends on any occasion.

Vagina Synonyms Card
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Show the one you love how much you care, from the 'bottom' of your heart! The perfect card to send a giggle this Valentine's Day.

Moon And Back - Funny Valentine’s Day Card
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The beard suits them so well though! Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch!

Take This Shit Off Me Now Card
Have you got a mate that you did this to after a heavy night out? Remind them of that nightmare with this hilarious Objectables Birthday card!

Bare Card
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Perfect funny birthday card for your socially old friend

Grumpy Fuck Card
Approach with caution Barbara, it's got quite a prick! Hilarious birthday design by Whale & Bird.

Bernard Had Grown Something Rather Large Card
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Make them smile with this card inspired by Gordon Ramsey.

Mum, You're Fucking Unbelievable - Gordon Ramsey Card
Help your friend out of their rut with this hilariously insulting Birthday card by Dean Morris.

Chin Up Dear Card
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Can you take out the trash too?

Dirty Things Card
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Yeah, not for the reason you think buddy... Add a name to personalise this Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card and tell your partner off for the millionth time!

Piss All Over Card
Be brutally honest with them on their birthday with this naughty card by Filthy Sentiments.

Old Slag Card
Send a smile to your bestie when they're not feeling great and remind them that it could be worse!

Funny Get Well Card - At Least It's Not An STI
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Take the piss out of your Uncle and warn him of the joys of aging with this rude birthday card by Scribbler.

Happy Birthday Uncle Card
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That's one very large candle? Give this risky card to your significant other, and even though it's not YOUR birthday, we really hope your wish comes true! Birthday design by King B.

Blow Me Card
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A Valentine's Anniversary card for anyone who watches Bake Off and lives for a dirty baking inneundo. Remember to watch out for a soggy bottom! Designed by Scribbler.

Mix Me Real Happy Card
You'll notice that this isn't your traditional nursery rhyme for Baa Baa Black Sheep. It's been given a rude twist. This Brainbox Candy Birthday card is not for the faint hearted that's for sure.

Baa Baa Black Sheep Card
How ramen-tic! Show them the real way to your heart with this adorably cheeky design by Jolly Awesome.

Send Noods Card
Birthdays are a time to take stock of your life and be thankful of how old you've gotten! Help them do just that with this funny insulting card from Go La La.

You're So Old Card
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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings Card
At least they're your favourite bastard! Send this Quite Good Birthday card and let the know how you feel about them.

Favourite Bastards Card
At what age does maturity hit? Send this rude Lucy Maggie Birthday card to someone who's turning another year older but is sadly still the same old bellend.

Still A Bellend Card
If that's not love, I don't know what is! You're under no illusions in your relationship and you love them anyway. Wish them a happy anniversary with this cute card. Designed by Studio Boketto

I've Seen You Poop Card
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send your fun loving pals or partner this cheeky card design this Christmas to put a smile on their face.

Cheeky Christmas Card Design- Nice Baubles
All the poppin' colours with this retro inspired birthday card

Retro Birthday Card

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