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The home of offensive designs, browse our full collection of outrageously rude cards, filled with filthy adult humour for every occasion. You have been warned: our explicit and insulting cards are not for the faint-hearted!

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The nativity has been slightly reimagined by Buddy Fernandez in the cheeky new Naughtivity range. Funny, but sometimes a bit wrong.

Trip Advisor Card
Can't be easy having a kink as a jellyfish. Then again, probably can't be easy being a jellyfish. Designed by Battered Cards

The Jellyfish Card
We Love Minge, by Dean Morris Cards. The haircuts may be atrocious but this card definitely says what needs to be said. Say happy Valentine's to your minge-loving partner-in-crime.

We Love Minge Card
Inspired by the most badass young couple in the fucking world - Alyssa and James are the cutest little criminals ever!

End Of The Fucking World Card
Think it's safe to say they will only be getting coal for Christmas next year. A card designed by Go Lala.

Oi Santa Card
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Celebrate another fucking birthday by sending them this fucking card!

Another Birthday? O Fucking L! Card
Give them a ROARsome first birthday with this cute dino card by Middle Mouse.

1 Today Card
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Send this funny and naughty Christmas card to your partner to let them know that all you want for Christmas is to give them a good stuffing.

Good Stuffing Christmas Card
Maura is that you? If you hear this in a thick Irish acent, send this rude Lucy Maggie Anniversary card to make your Love Island watching partner laugh.

Fanny Flutter Card
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If she's been very naughty this year, send your girlfriend this brilliantly kinky Christmas card and try not to take a bite out of her. Designed by Scribbler.

Girlfriend Gingerbread XXX-Mas Card
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What a shame, however old they get it won't stop them from being a total knobhead! Send a savage birthday burn on their 18th with this rude design by Scribbler.

Eighteen But Still A Knobhead Card
Send this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card to a friend who loves space and big butts!

Uranus Card
Ru Paul fan art illustration themed Birthday card. Bianca Del Rio "Happy Birthday you shady b&tch" Original illustration by Paige Nicholas.

Bianca Del Rio - Shady Bitch Card
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Whether you call him Dad, Daddy or Papa, personalise this Father's Day card and thank him for making you the winning sperm with this rude Scribbler design.

Thanks For Jizzing Me Into A Tissue Card
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Wish your fellow 7-year-old a Happy Birthday. Card by Pearl Ivy

7th Birthday Card
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The Easter bunny won't be the only one that's coming this holiday! Send a different kind of rabbit to get them excited with this seriously naughty Scribbler card.

Happy Easter Rabbit Card
Send bitching birthday wishes to your bestest mate

Happy Birthday Bitchtits Card
Illustrate your surprise at your friend's birthday with this great card from Brainbox Candy.

Derek Card
Make sure to have a happy chucking fristmas at the most festive time of the year! A Christmas card designed by JellynBean.

Happy Chucking Fristmas Card
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Have a little faith in them and keep everything crossed with this photo upload good luck card by Scribbler.

Fingers Crossed Card
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Ahh nothing like a good old 'That's what your mum said' joke to make everyone feel uncomfortable on Father's Day! Send a BBQ-loving dad this rude, retro style Scribbler card.

Massive Kebab Father's Day Card
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From one saucy bitch to another, let them know just how hot they are with this brilliant photo-upload card by Scribbler.

Saucy Bitch Card
This Dean Morris Birthday card explains why we're always left on hold for so long. Wouldn't you prefer the laughter to the annoying music?

Laugh At Your Problem Card
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He may be a massive prick, but he's your massive prick! Call out your boyfriend with the help of this rude Scribbler birthday card.

Boyfriend Massive Prick Card

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