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Make them smile with this Birthday Card.

Bottoms Up Card
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Send birthday wishes to someone who is 100% that Bitch! ,

Happy Birthday Bitch Lizzo Card
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This 'Fat Twat' cake is a perfect card to send to someone who like a swery card. The 50's artwork combines beautifully with the palin speaking message. Fro those lovely guys and gals at fockcards.com - this one really is 'funny as fock'

Fat Twat Birthday Cake Card
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Make them smile with this Birthday Card.

Window Flasher Card
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A special treat from your favourite Santa Paws! Help your puppy say Merry Christmas with this design by Scribbler.

May Look Cute Card
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Send birthday wishes and giggles to a cock magnet with this hilarious card!

Happy Birthday Cock Magnet Card
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Send this cheekily illustrated rude Cartoon Birthday card to a friend or relative to raise a smile on their special day.

BIG EARS & Bell End 'Your Mum' Card
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If you've had children or are of a certain age, the chances are you'll find this relatable. Send a laugh (but hopefully not too much of one) with this silly pun card.

A Little Pea Comes Out Card
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Let them know they're worth it with this fucking cheep card.

Fucking Cheep Card
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Do you know a dirty bastard whose birthday is on the horizon? If so, how about giving them their own hygiene rating this year?

Dirty Bastard Card
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Send this cheeky Jolly Awesome design to your knob jockey mate.

Name Is Knob Jockey Card
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Let them know you're ready to get drunk and make an idiot of yourself on their birthday with this funny typography card designed by Cupsie's Creations.

Funny Birthday Card, Let's Get Drunk
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This rude card for him features a testicle with the phrase "Have a ball! (or two!)". Ideal for a funny birthday card for a man.

Testicle Pun Birthday Card
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Bring out the LOLs with this funny, jokey, cat card. By Studio Boketto.

Happy Birthday Arsehole Card
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Cat's, they are arseholes, but we love them all the same.

If Your Cat Could Card
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Do caterpillars know that they're about to become a beautiful butterfly? Who knows. But it's some beauty sleep, that's for sure. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Butterfly Card
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Even Fucking Annoying Brothers deserve a card - right! Celebrate your unique relationship with your annoying brother with this honest, straight talking birthday card. `from the Neon Dionne range by the hilarious Foockcards.com

Even F*cking Annoying Brothers Card
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Know a twat? Is it their birthday? Card sorted. Mid Mid Cards by Jennifer Finnigan Design.

Penblwydd Hapus Twat Card
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Picture the scene: It's 5 minutes until closing time and in comes a centipede wanting a full pedicure with gels. What a disaster. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Centipede Card
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Suitable for anyone larger than you. Or send it with a hint of sarcasm. All in good jest.

Happy Birthday You Fat Bastard Card
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Looking for the perfect birthday card for the baker in your life? Look no further than our Prue Leith Funny Bake off Beaver Birthday Card! Order now and surprise your loved one with this adorable and funny birthday card!

Prue Leith Funny Bake Off Beaver Birthday Card
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Because nothing says "Happy Birthday" like a stark dose of reality.

WTF Is This? Card
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Wish a Welsh happy birthday to that very special cunt in your life. Mid Mod Cards by Jennifer Finnigan Design.

Penblwydd Hapus Cont Card
Behold! A stained glass masterpiece that transcends mere art. A vulva, bathed in celestial light. Why? Well life's too short not to celebrate the sacred and the silly.

Vulva Worship Card

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