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Rude Birthday Cards

Want to make fun of a seriously old specimen with the rudest birthday card ever? You've come to the right place! Be warned: these offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted...

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Send this Tiger King inspired birthday card to someone as stylish as Joe Exotic and wish them a roarsome day. Designed by The Cake Thief.

Guess What Mother Fucker Card
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If you're going through the trouble of getting them a Birthday card you may as well let them know how you feel, so send them this hilarious Scribbler Birthday card.

Up Yours Card
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Send birthday wishes and giggles to a cock magnet with this hilarious card!

Happy Birthday Cock Magnet Card
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If your grandpa's an old grumpy bastard, relish telling him on his birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Grandpa You Old Grumpy Bastard Card
They may be a wee weirdo but that's why you like them! Keep it real with this proper Scottish Birthday card from Gie It Laldy.

Wee Weirdo Card
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Obviously we were talking about someone else who's much better than you. Many happy returns though! Birthday design for an October baby by Scribbler.

October A Fucking Legend Was Born Card
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Get this Scribbler design in collaboration with Lana Hughes, because nothing spreads love like telling them to go fuck themselves on their birthday .

Go Fuck Yourself Card
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If you know a bougie fifty year old who appreciates the finer things in life, this is the birthday card for him!

Rude Fifty Fancy Hand Wash Hand Job Birthday Card
Horrible Warning, by Half Moon Bay. Being a good example is so much more boring than being a horrible warning! Send this Birthday card to give them some warning!

Horrible Warning Card
A rude and funny, age specific card for those in-between-y birthdays in your forties. Cynical 46th birthday card designed by Sassy Sarah.

46th Birthday Card
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Say happy birthday to the dry robe wearing wanker

Dry Robe Wanker Card
Drunken Whore, by Dean Morris Cards.Consider yourself a drunken whore and want to say happy birthday to another one? This is the exact card for you.

Drunken Whore Card
Everyone knows someone who is glued to their phone 24/7. Send them this Lucilla Lavender Birthday card and get them to look up for once!

Blue Smiley Face Card
Send this funny, honest and let's face it, slightly rude card to your bestie, brother or sister and make them laugh on their annual ageing celebrating. This patterned, illustrated text with handdrawn typography features the words 'nobody cares it's your birthday'.

Nobody Cares Card
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How low can they go? You've got to have some serious balls to send someone this hilariously rude birthday card by Scribbler - unlike them!

Balls Hanging Low Birthday Card
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He may be an old codger, but he's your old codger! Call out your husband with the help of this rude Scribbler birthday card.

Husband You Old Codger Card
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Occasionally when I find an image the punchline will sometimes present itself almost immediately. This best-selling card was definitely one of them and it's subsequently appeared on coasters, magnets, mugs, gift wrap and more. I think this cat speaks for all cats

This Cat Card
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Sometime's your partner does something silly and you start to wonder why you're with them. Other times they make it all worth it! Send this Scribbler Anniversary card and show them how much you love them.

Why He Put Up With Her Shit Card
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Ooh check them! Make sure your friend knows you've really pushed the boat out for their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Ooooh A Personalised Card
For colleagues with no filter! Celebrate their birthday or any occasion. By Modern Toss

Ideas Meeting Card
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Send a birthday laugh with this slightly rude but funny design from Jolly Awesome.

Little Prick Birthday Card
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He may be a giant stinky turd, but he's your giant stinky turd! Call out your boyfriend with the help of this rude Scribbler birthday card.

Boyfriend Giant Stinky Turd Card
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Obviously we were talking about someone else who's much better than you. Many happy returns though! Birthday design for a September baby by Scribbler.

September Fucking Legend Card
Make someone's day with this brilliant Congratulations Birthday card by Pink And Pip.

Slainte Card

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