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Royal Pain Card
Royal Pain Card

Royal Pain Card

It's the Queen's jubilee this year, and what better way to celebrate a royal occasion than by sending a royal birthday card, complete with a cute corgi dog in a tiara? Perhaps your sister is a bit spo… read more
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It's the Queen's jubilee this year, and what better way to celebrate a royal occasion than by sending a royal birthday card, complete with a cute corgi dog in a tiara? Perhaps your sister is a bit spoiled? Your brother a huge annoyance? Then wish them a happy birthday the honest way. Featuring the text 'Happy Birthday You Royal Pain in the Arse' this card is a must-have funny additional to the birthday card selection on the mantlepiece.

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We've made the conscious decision for aesthetic and environmental reasons to print on matte instead of shiny card. These are easier to recycle and kinder to our planet! Cards bought from our online store are printed to order to allow for your personalisations so this is why they may look a little different to the ones sold in our shops.

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Although we can guarantee a dispatch date, orders are not guaranteed to arrive for a specific date or occasion unless Special/Saturday Delivery is selected.

Delivery Option Price Delivery Time
 UK First Class  Standard: £1.35 per address

Large: £2.10 per address

  Royal Mail First Class currently takes up to 1-3 working days.
UK Special Delivery  Standard: £4.99 per address
Large: £4.99 per address

Guaranteed next working day, if you place your order before 3pm Monday-Friday excluding UK Bank Holidays*

A signature is required for this service, so make sure someone will be home! 
UK Saturday Delivery  Standard: £7.49 per address
Large: £7.49 per address

Guaranteed Saturday delivery, if you place your order before 3pm on Friday excluding UK Bank Holidays*

A signature is required for this service, so make sure someone will be home! 
 EU Airmail  Standard: £1.80 per address
Large: £3.20 per address 
  Royal Mail Airmail currently takes up to 3-5 working days to EU destinations.*
Rest of World Airmail  Standard: £1.80 per address
Large: £3.20 per address		 Royal Mail Airmail currently takes up to 5-7 working days to non-EU destinations.* 

*Please note that we cannot be held responsible for any delays caused by the Royal Mail.

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