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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Send thanks to the one who's helped keep you afloat in troubled waters with this cute design by Lucy Maggie.

Lifesaver Card
And the Best Human on Earth Award Goes to....? Show your appreciation for your favourite people on the planet with this gorgeous typographic text-based illustrated appreciation card. Perfect for best friends, mothers, daughters, sons, dads, grannies and granddads... the list is endless. Featuring the text 'You are absolutely, unequivocally, undeniably and resolutely the most fantastic human being to have ever walked this earth'.

Undeniably Card
Show your besties, pals, mates (or whatever you call them!) how much you care for them with this adorable illustrated appreciation card, perfect to say thank you for those big or small moments in life - perhaps they've done some cat sitting, dog walking, helped you out when you were in a bind, or are just fantastically wonderful all the time? No matter, this card works for all occasions, Featuring a cute illustrated peach character and the text 'Thanks for being a peach'.

Peach Card
Let your Dad know how out of this world he is!

Space Dad Card
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How adorable is this little white guinea pig in Christmas tree Christmas glasses? All dolled up and ready for the Christmas Party! Send a smile this festive season with this humorous animal card.

Guinea Pig Glasses Card
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This cheeky Valentine's Day card is perfect for looking back on your drunken memories together. Be proud of the start of your relationship with this card featuring the text 'I'm so glad we got drunk and shagged that one time'.

Drunk And Shagged Card
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Don't stop me now, I am having such a good time, I'm having a ball... said all the kids before they were dragged home kicking and screaming. Not Freddie though. This legend parties on through his iconic music, making birthday's everywhere something to truly celebrate. Put on your dancing shoes. Get your Queen on. Let's party!

Freddie Mercury Card
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This cute new home hermit crab card is perfect for the person in your life who is transporting their entire life over to a new crib.

Crab Card
The perfect Lucy Maggie card for saving money and saying Happy Birthday from the whole pack, whether it's for your friend or your parent!

Remembered Card
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Know a smarty-pants that's like, well, smart? Like, well, well, smart? Knows what an Oxford comma is, and when to use it, type-smart? Why not wind them up with this grammatically poor congratulations card.

Well Smart Card
It's the Queen's jubilee this year, and what better way to celebrate a royal occasion than by sending a royal birthday card, complete with a cute corgi dog in a tiara? Perhaps your sister is a bit spoiled? Your brother a huge annoyance? Then wish them a happy birthday the honest way. Featuring the text 'Happy Birthday You Royal Pain in the Arse' this card is a must-have funny additional to the birthday card selection on the mantlepiece.

Royal Pain Card
Introducing Disney: For Adults, where Timon and Pumbaa were a couple of drunks corrupting a young and impressionable Simba. Now you know! Birthday design by Lucy Maggie.

Hakuna Ma Vodka Card
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This funny golf themed sports Father's day card is perfect for showing your old man how much you care.

Golf Card
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The cute Mother's Day card says it all - love you more anything Mummy!

More Than Anything Card
Send this birthday card to your favourite wrinkle free, cosmetically enhanced babe and watch them try to smile! Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Got The Memo Card
Send this funny Lucy Maggie card to the coolest person you know and they'll be buzzing to receive the compliment.

You Are So Fly Card
Downward??? Cat? If they love cats and yoga then clearly this is the purrfect birthday card for them! Designed by Lucy Maggie.

Yoga Cat Card
Sometimes, when you've got a problem the only thing to do is drink copious amounts of alcohol and forget about your troubles. It's the one thing my mum taught me! Wish her a happy Mother's Day with this cute Lucy Maggie card.

Deal With Life's Problems Card
Send this funny, honest and let's face it, slightly rude card to your bestie, brother or sister and make them laugh on their annual ageing celebrating. This patterned, illustrated text with handdrawn typography features the words 'nobody cares it's your birthday'.

Nobody Cares Card
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Move over Miley, this wrecking bauble christmas card is the new chart topper! We love Miley Cyrus and her absolute banger of a tune Wrecking Ball, and so created this pun card based on it. You have to love a cheesy christmas card - with cringey comes fun! Send a funny card to your best mate who also loves great pop music with this colourful pink card.

Wrecking Bauble Card
The retro vibes on this cute tamagotchi new baby girl card are too much! Perfect for late 80s and 90s babies who remember their digital pets all too well. Babies are much harder than tamagotchis, it is no lie, but its fun to add a touch of humour to an otherwise incredibly overwhelming situation!

Tamagotchi Girl Card
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Celebrate Easter with this fun design! Featuring 2 adorable fried eggs waving around pom poms in celebration of the spring holiday.

Egg Cheerleaders Card
We like to think she was just so distraught when you moved out, the only thing that could come close to filling the you-shaped hole in her life was the dog. Mother's Day design by Lucy Maggie.

Even Though You Replaced Me Dog Card
Don't be that friend that compares your dog to having a baby. Just don't. Acknowledge their struggle with this new baby design by Lucy Maggie.

Babies Like Pets But Harder Card

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