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If they check your internet history before we enter heaven, we are all damned for eternity. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Just Gotta Check Your Internet History Card
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Show your mate the "After" picture of what they can expect to look like at the end of their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Let's Get Fucked Up Card
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When they're at that charming age where you can do no right. Show your daughter that you know them better than they think! Designed by Do Something David.

You Kept The Receipt Card
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Cruelly remind your significant other (who also happens to be older than you) of their age with this savage birthday card by Do Something David.

Birthday Happiness Card
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Sadly, this is the end of the road. Serve up a slice of sass and say your heartfelt goodbye to an older friend on their birthday. Designed by Do Something David.

Off You Fuck Card
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Looks like Gran needs a little pick-me-up when visiting the family! Send this naughty Do Something David to show how you plan on livening things up!

This Looks Shit Card
Did you forget to warn them that when they reach a certain age, they are cut off like a drunk at a bar? Let them know with this Do Something David Birthday card.

Off You Fuck Card
Congratulate them on yet another birthday to add to their ever-growing collection with this card designed by Do Something David.

So Fucking Old Card
Them 2 minutes could have been used for much more important things like scrolling through social media or sleeping. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Took 2 Mins To Find This Card
You got them their dream present but the unicorn didn't shit gold so what even was the point? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Bought You A Unicorn Card
Ask them if they know any people that you can send this awesome Do Something David card perfect for birthdays.

Special Friends Card
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Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch! I'd argue they're more cute than silly.

So They Look Really Fucking Silly Card
If you got rid of them back then you wouldn't have to buy them a card every year, damn them missed opportunities. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Happy Birthday Brother Card
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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You Card
Not only would they be the mayor they would be the government the police force and the civilians! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Town Called Cock Card
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When the one perk to turning another year older has to be shared with everyone you know? Give this Do Something David Birthday card to someone who just wants cake to get them through this difficult time.

Have The Cake On Her Own Card
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Introducing the Snack Cone: for someone who can't watch TV without polishing off a share bag. But once you've opened it, you can't not finish it, right?! Designed by Do Something David.

So I Don't Snack Card
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Muffin is awfully hostile for such a cute looking dog! Let them know Muffin doesn't wish them a Merry Christmas with this silly Do Something David card.

This Is Muffin Card
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Sounds like a normal Christmas in my house! Know someone with a dog who'll do just that? Then send this hilarious Do Something David Christmas card.

Then Fart On You Card
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Congratulate your oldest friend for making it this far with a cheeky Do Something David birthday design.

Clapping Your Age Card
Take the piss out of your favourite vegan at Christmas with this funny design by Do Something David.

Merry Christmas Vegan Scum Card
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Clearly, Santa has more manners than this grumpy old fart, no wonder she was kissing Santa! A very naughty Christmas design created by Do Something David.

Saw Grandma Kissing Santa Claus Card
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Know a moody teenager that would probably *not* appreciate this birthday card? Perfect! Designed by Do Something David.

Same Wish Every Year Card
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What is myrrh anyway? Not sure how happy Mary is going to be with that! Send someone this cheeky Christmas card by Do Something David and make them smile.

Tough Delivery Card

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