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Ooh check them! Make sure your friend knows you've really pushed the boat out for their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Ooooh A Personalised Card

They've had how many birthdays now? Let them know they are an old fuck with this card designed by Do Something David.

Old Fuck Card

You got them their dream present but the unicorn didn't shit gold so what even was the point? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Bought You A Unicorn Card

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You Card

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Know a moody teenager that would probably *not* appreciate this birthday card? Perfect! Designed by Do Something David.

Same Wish Every Year Card

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today Card

Not only would they be the mayor they would be the government the police force and the civilians! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Town Called Cock Card

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts Card

Celebrate the power of the female anatomy with this Birthday card by Alicorn Birthday cards.

Pussy Power Card

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The perfect Do Something David card to give to your loving wife, who conveniently made plans with the girls for her birthday and left you with the kids. Thanks love.

Going Out Card

A Birthday card for the strong females in your life designed by Alicorn Birthday cards.

Girl Gang Card

Next Time: Come Dine With Me with Jesus and his disciples... If they're a sucker for trash daytime telly, make them laugh with this Do Something David design.

Yes To The Dress Card

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Has someone got to turn their hearing aid on? If you know someone a little hard of hearing this Do Something David Christmas card will be perfect for them!

I Said Six In The Lounge Card

Show your roar lady power with this Birthday card designed by Alicorn Birthday cards.

Grrrl Power Card

They have reached the point where they do not deserve anymore presents Birthday cards however are a different story! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

No Present This Year Card

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Sadly, this is the end of the road. Serve up a slice of sass and say your heartfelt goodbye to an older friend on their birthday. Designed by Do Something David.

Off You Fuck Card

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Oh big whoop! Your friend's managed to turn another year older so send them this unimpressed pug by Do Something David.

Whoop De Fucking Do Card

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Accuse your colleague of constantly finding any excuse to bring cake into work, the monster! She's had three birthdays this year already. Designed by Do Something David.

Not Even Birthday Cake Card

50?? When did that happen? Don't let them forget that when it comes to age, they're in 50th place. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

50 Today Card

What the f*ck Joseph, you're saying this isn't from M&S? I hope they kept the receipt, what do we want bloody Mhyrr for anyway? Funny Christmas card by Do Something David.

Not Just Any Mhyrr Card

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