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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts Card
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Ooh check them! Make sure your friend knows you've really pushed the boat out for their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Ooooh A Personalised Card
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The food is a real fun part of Christmas! Let everyone know how you feel with this cute Christmas card by Do Something David.

But I Do Like The Food Card
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Send a clear message this year with this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Don't Touch My Fucking Gin Card
A Birthday card perfect for your best friend or worst enemy, let them know no one cares about their latest news with this Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

No One Cares Card
So, fucking old is an understatement for the number that they are reaching. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

So Fucking Old Card
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When the one perk to turning another year older has to be shared with everyone you know? Give this Do Something David Birthday card to someone who just wants cake to get them through this difficult time.

Have The Cake On Her Own Card
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This adorable panda wouldn't lie! Whatever you do, PLEASE don't accidentally buy this Do Something David card for your baby niece on her birthday.

Motherfucking Piece Of Shit Card
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Congratulate your oldest friend for making it this far with a cheeky Do Something David birthday design.

Clapping Your Age Card
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At least she knows what she wants! Tell grandma not to bother with the knitting, they want cold hard cash this year with this naughty Christmas card by Do Something David.

I Want Cash Card
Hmm this part must have been edited out of the final draft of the Bible... Can't think why! For someone who appreciates a good prank, send this funny design by Do Something David.

Ol Superglue On The Head Trick Card
Remind them that they are not one of the lucky ones that found the fountain of eternal youth with this birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Some People Don't Age Card
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Cruelly remind your significant other (who also happens to be older than you) of their age with this savage birthday card by Do Something David.

Birthday Happiness Card
With the accuracy of VAR, I would be surprised if they made the right decision here to be honest. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Don't Think You Look Older Card
It's never too late to get rid of it, just think Bruce Wayne was an orphan and he turned out fine! A new baby card designed by Do Something David.

New Baby Card
Snacking is one of life's joys don't ever let anyone take that away from you! A birthday Anniversary card designed by Do Something David.

So I Don't Snack Card
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Know a moody teenager that would probably *not* appreciate this birthday card? Perfect! Designed by Do Something David.

Same Wish Every Year Card
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Hmm, if the elf clothes fit, wear them! Send someone this adorable Christmas card by Do Something David and make them go awww.

I Am Not A Fucking Elf Card
And she calls it Clap For C*nts! Thank him for spending 24/7 at home and still managing to do the bare minimum with this funny Do Something David card.

Slow Claps Card
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Sounds like a normal Christmas in my house! Know someone with a dog who'll do just that? Then send this hilarious Do Something David Christmas card.

Then Fart On You Card
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Accuse your colleague of constantly finding any excuse to bring cake into work, the monster! She's had three birthdays this year already. Designed by Do Something David.

Not Even Birthday Cake Card
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Clearly, Santa has more manners than this grumpy old fart, no wonder she was kissing Santa! A very naughty Christmas design created by Do Something David.

Saw Grandma Kissing Santa Claus Card
What do they think they're doing being all healthy and shit weird bastards! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Close The Curtains Card
At least wait until after your birthday to admit you have a problem, because then you can at least enjoy your day. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Ruin Your Birthday Card

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