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Do Something David Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

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Oh big whoop! Your friend's managed to turn another year older so send them this unimpressed pug by Do Something David.

Whoop De Fucking Do

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When the one perk to turning another year older has to be shared with everyone you know? Give this Do Something David card to someone who just wants cake to get them through this difficult time.

Have The Cake On Her Own

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You

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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy

Congratulate them on finally hitting 40! The old fuckers! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

40 Today

You got them their dream present but the unicorn didn't shit gold so what even was the point? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Bought You A Unicorn

If you got rid of them back then you wouldn't have to buy them a card every year, damn them missed opportunities. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Happy Birthday Brother

Not only would they be the mayor they would be the government the police force and the civilians! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Town Called Cock

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Introducing the Snack Cone: for someone who can't watch TV without polishing off a share bag. But once you've opened it, you can't not finish it, right?! Designed by Do Something David.

So I Don't Snack

They're doing great so far try and motivate them to go another 40 years with this birthday card designed by Do Something David.

40 Great Work

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The perfect Do Something David card to give to your loving wife, who conveniently made plans with the girls for her birthday and left you with the kids. Thanks love.

Going Out

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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For that slightly obsessive friend who's always trying a new diet to lose weight. Remind them not to take it TOO far with this card by Do Something David.

Target Weight

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Has someone got to turn their hearing aid on? If you know someone a little hard of hearing this Do Something David card will be perfect for them!

I Said Six In The Lounge

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What do they want a gold star or something? Bring some sarcasm to the party with this birthday card by Do Something David.

Another Big Achievement

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Cruelly remind your significant other (who also happens to be older than you) of their age with this savage birthday card by Do Something David.

Birthday Happiness

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Having a drink at the end of the day is a parental right. Show your partner that you know where their priorities really lie on their birthday with this Do Something David card.

I Said Children

Remind them that they are not one of the lucky ones that found the fountain of eternal youth with this birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Some People Don't Age

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2020 was the year of isolation and some of us have definitely forgotten how to be around people. Let someone know what not to say during Christmas dinner with this naughty card by Do Something David.

Hold On Itchy Fanny

Congratulate them on yet another birthday to add to their ever-growing collection with this card designed by Do Something David.

So Fucking Old

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