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Do Something David Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Not only would they be the mayor they would be the government the police force and the civilians! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Town Called Cock

This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts

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Who would have thought that a birthday card so deceptively innocent looking could be so rude? Why not send this Do Something David design to a sibling and let them know they stink.

You Fucking Stink

Celebrate the power of the female anatomy with this card by Alicorn cards.

Pussy Power!

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When they're at that charming age where you can do no right. Show your daughter that you know them better than they think! Designed by Do Something David.

You Kept The Receipt

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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Oh well done you! Celebrate this impressive achievement with the sincerest of cards by Do Something David.

40 Today

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You

With the accuracy of VAR, I would be surprised if they made the right decision here to be honest. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Don'T Think You Look Older

You got them their dream present but the unicorn didn't shit gold so what even was the point? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Bought You A Unicorn

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Knock your mate down a few pegs with this Do Something David birthday card. Who can be mad at this adorable kitten?!

Wanker

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For that slightly obsessive friend who's always trying a new diet to lose weight. Remind them not to take it TOO far with this card by Do Something David.

Target Weight

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Has someone got to turn their hearing aid on? If you know someone a little hard of hearing this Do Something David card will be perfect for them!

I Said Six In The Lounge

Did you forget to warn them that when they reach a certain age, they are cut off like a drunk at a bar? Let them know with this Do Something David card.

Off You Fuck

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Well, can you blame them for singing this tune? It has been pretty rubbish! Put a smile on their face with this silly Do Something David Christmas card.

Oh What A Shit Fucking Year

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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings

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2020 was the year of isolation and some of us have definitely forgotten how to be around people. Let someone know what not to say during Christmas dinner with this naughty card by Do Something David.

Hold On Itchy Fanny

Who doesn't like to celebrate an occasion by forcing a panda to drink prosecco! Just us?? A congratulations card designed by Do Something David.

Fuck Yeah

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Ooh check them! Make sure your friend knows you've really pushed the boat out for their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Ooooh A Personalised Card

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This adorable panda wouldn't lie! Whatever you do, PLEASE don't accidentally buy this Do Something David card for your baby niece on her birthday.

Motherfucking Piece Of Shit

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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy

A card that your mum would have loved to give you when you were younger to remind you of what a pain you were! A card designed by Do something David.

Big Disappointment

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