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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings Card

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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy Card

How can you wish this upon someone? Paper cuts are the worst they sting like a bitch! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Hope The Envelope Card

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Who would have thought that a birthday card so deceptively innocent looking could be so rude? Why not send this Do Something David design to a sibling and let them know they stink.

You Fucking Stink Card

50?? When did that happen? Don't let them forget that when it comes to age, they're in 50th place. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

50 Today Card

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today Card

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts Card

It's only a matter of time until the dogs start changing too?. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

What About Rex Card

What the f*ck Joseph, you're saying this isn't from M&S? I hope they kept the receipt, what do we want bloody Mhyrr for anyway? Funny Christmas card by Do Something David.

Not Just Any Mhyrr Card

It's never too late to get rid of it, just think Bruce Wayne was an orphan and he turned out fine! A new baby card designed by Do Something David.

New Baby Card

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Send this Do Something David card to a brutally honest friend who you dread buying Birthday presents for. A gift voucher it is then!

Extremely Gracious Birthday Card

Did you forget to warn them that when they reach a certain age, they are cut off like a drunk at a bar? Let them know with this Do Something David Birthday card.

Off You Fuck Card

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Having a drink at the end of the day is a parental right. Show your partner that you know where their priorities really lie on their birthday with this Do Something David card.

I Said Children Card

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Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch! I'd argue they're more cute than silly.

So They Look Really Fucking Silly Card

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For that slightly obsessive friend who's always trying a new diet to lose weight. Remind them not to take it TOO far with this Birthday card by Do Something David.

Target Weight Card

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You Card

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The beard suits them so well though! Send this Christmas card by Do Something David to someone who would dress their perfect pooch!

Take This Shit Off Me Now Card

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Clearly, Santa has more manners than this grumpy old fart, no wonder she was kissing Santa! A very naughty Christmas design created by Do Something David.

Saw Grandma Kissing Santa Claus Card

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Know a moody teenager that would probably *not* appreciate this birthday card? Perfect! Designed by Do Something David.

Same Wish Every Year Card

Remind them that they are not one of the lucky ones that found the fountain of eternal youth with this birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Some People Don't Age Card

Snacking is one of life's joys don't ever let anyone take that away from you! A birthday Anniversary card designed by Do Something David.

So I Don't Snack Card

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