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Sadly, this is the end of the road. Serve up a slice of sass and say your heartfelt goodbye to an older friend on their birthday. Designed by Do Something David.

Off You Fuck Card
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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today Card
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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts Card
Did you forget to warn them that when they reach a certain age, they are cut off like a drunk at a bar? Let them know with this Do Something David Birthday card.

Off You Fuck Card
What do they think they're doing being all healthy and shit weird bastards! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Close The Curtains Card
How can you wish this upon someone? Paper cuts are the worst they sting like a bitch! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Hope The Envelope Card
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Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card
They're doing great so far try and motivate them to go another 40 years with this birthday card designed by Do Something David.

40 Great Work Card
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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy Card
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Looks like Gran needs a little pick-me-up when visiting the family! Send this naughty Do Something David to show how you plan on livening things up!

This Looks Shit Card
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Send someone this silly Christmas card by Do Something David, if they've forgotten the real meaning of Christmas.

Sit Together Card
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Who would have thought that a birthday card so deceptively innocent looking could be so rude? Why not send this Do Something David design to a sibling and let them know they stink.

You Fucking Stink Card
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When the one perk to turning another year older has to be shared with everyone you know? Give this Do Something David Birthday card to someone who just wants cake to get them through this difficult time.

Have The Cake On Her Own Card
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What is myrrh anyway? Not sure how happy Mary is going to be with that! Send someone this cheeky Christmas card by Do Something David and make them smile.

Tough Delivery Card
At least wait until after your birthday to admit you have a problem, because then you can at least enjoy your day. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Ruin Your Birthday Card
They have reached the point where they do not deserve anymore presents Birthday cards however are a different story! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

No Present This Year Card
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When they're at that charming age where you can do no right. Show your daughter that you know them better than they think! Designed by Do Something David.

You Kept The Receipt Card
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Knock your mate down a few pegs with this Do Something David birthday card. Who can be mad at this adorable kitten?!

Wanker Card
You got them their dream present but the unicorn didn't shit gold so what even was the point? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Bought You A Unicorn Card
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Ooh check them! Make sure your friend knows you've really pushed the boat out for their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Ooooh A Personalised Card
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Sounds like a normal Christmas in my house! Know someone with a dog who'll do just that? Then send this hilarious Do Something David Christmas card.

Then Fart On You Card
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Congratulate your oldest friend for making it this far with a cheeky Do Something David birthday design.

Clapping Your Age Card
So, fucking old is an understatement for the number that they are reaching. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

So Fucking Old Card
And she calls it Clap For C*nts! Thank him for spending 24/7 at home and still managing to do the bare minimum with this funny Do Something David card.

Slow Claps Card

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