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Do Something David Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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This card says so much you wouldn't even have to write a message in the inside of it! A great birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Who Knew

Not only would they be the mayor they would be the government the police force and the civilians! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Town Called Cock

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Oh well done you! Celebrate this impressive achievement with the sincerest of cards by Do Something David.

40 Today

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Remind you of anyone in particular? Keep someone grounded on their special day with this Do Something David design. We wouldn't want it to go to their head!

Saw This And Thought Of You

With the accuracy of VAR, I would be surprised if they made the right decision here to be honest. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Don't Think You Look Older

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This adorable panda wouldn't lie! Whatever you do, PLEASE don't accidentally buy this Do Something David card for your baby niece on her birthday.

Motherfucking Piece Of Shit

How can you wish this upon someone? Paper cuts are the worst they sting like a bitch! A card designed by Do Something David.

Hope The Envelope

Did you forget to warn them that when they reach a certain age, they are cut off like a drunk at a bar? Let them know with this Do Something David card.

Off You Fuck

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When they're at that charming age where you can do no right. Show your daughter that you know them better than they think! Designed by Do Something David.

You Kept The Receipt

They're doing great so far try and motivate them to go another 40 years with this birthday card designed by Do Something David.

40 Great Work

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts

You got them their dream present but the unicorn didn't shit gold so what even was the point? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Bought You A Unicorn

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Sadly, this is the end of the road. Serve up a slice of sass and say your heartfelt goodbye to an older friend on their birthday. Designed by Do Something David.

Off You Fuck

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These days if you hear someone cough you bolt! Know someone who would take every possible precaution then this Christmas card by Do Something David is perfect for them!

I've Lost My Sense Of Smell

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Oh big whoop! Your friend's managed to turn another year older so send them this unimpressed pug by Do Something David.

Whoop De Fucking Do

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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When the one perk to turning another year older has to be shared with everyone you know? Give this Do Something David card to someone who just wants cake to get them through this difficult time.

Have The Cake On Her Own

If you got rid of them back then you wouldn't have to buy them a card every year, damn them missed opportunities. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Happy Birthday Brother

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Well, can you blame them for singing this tune? It has been pretty rubbish! Put a smile on their face with this silly Do Something David Christmas card.

Oh What A Shit Fucking Year

Celebrate the power of the female anatomy with this card by Alicorn cards.

Pussy Power!

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Definitely not the card to give to a vegan... Wish aat-eater a clucking good birthday and give them a chuckle with this Do Something David design.

Buffalo Wings

A card perfect for your best friend or worst enemy, let them know no one cares about their latest news with this card designed by Do Something David.

No One Cares

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Send someone this silly Christmas card by Do Something David, if they've forgotten the real meaning of Christmas.

Sit Together

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For that slightly obsessive friend who's always trying a new diet to lose weight. Remind them not to take it TOO far with this card by Do Something David.

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