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Is your friend or your grandmother moving house? Wish them the best of luck with this card.

Hope Your New Neighbours Aren't Cunts

Harding-Roberts Illustration

Scouse inspired rude birthday card Designed by betiobca.

Birthday Cheeky Cunt

Betiobca

They'll get the message with this funny Birthday card.

Ken Couldn't Finish Your Birthday Message In Time Card

Tillovision

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Next time they ask "how deep is your love?" you can get out this Scribbler photo upload card and show them. Their face on your bum - you're welcome!

Deep Like A Bumhole Card

Scribbler

This Birthday card is perfect for someone who just can't be arsed.

Dave Can't Be Arsed Card

Tillovision

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Upload a photo to this Scribbler Engagement card, perfect for any occasion!

Full Photo Upload Card

Scribbler

You should value all your friends no matter what they look like. Send this Redback Birthday card for any occasion.

Snake Look Out Card

Redback

Give this Birthday card to someone who's amazing. Even if their hair isn't any more.

My Hair's Amazing Card

Tillovision

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You'd feta have the cheesiest birthday imaginable with the help of this seriously punny card by Scribbler.

Cheesiest Birthday Card

Scribbler

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts Card

Do Something David

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: One of my classic male cards from 2010 and the picture was a great find from a collection of East German fashion shoot pictures

Big Man Whore Card

Dean Morris Cards

P-p-pick up a Kevin doesn't quite have the same ring to it but you can still send your Birthday wishes with this comedy card from Lucilla Lavender.

Kevin The Biscuit? Card

Lucilla Lavender

40?! When the fuck did that happen, I just blinked and all of a sudden everything hurt. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck Did That Happen Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Send a loved one a giggle this easter

Jesus Is Back Card

Daniella Illustrates

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Remind your Aunt how brew-tiful she is as a person with this cute Scribbler Birthday card. See what I did there? Another pre-tea good pun?

Aunt Tea Card

Scribbler

For any party animal who likes their sleep! Celebrate their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy

Born To Be Wild Card

Brainbox Candy

Doesn't everyone? This Lucilla Lavender Birthday card is perfect for anyone who loves sitting on their bum all day!

God, I Love Sitting Card

Lucilla Lavender

Ever get that feeling at work? I think we all do. Know someone who hates their job? Then you might need to get a few of the Dean Morris New Job cards!

File Fuck It Card

Dean Morris Cards

Say Hoppy Birdie in an Australian accent and you've (kinda) wished them Happy Birthday! Designed by Mint.

Hoppy Birdie Card

Mint

Have A Fabulous Birthday, Birthday Card by Bold and Bright. They're fab and cool, just like a lolly. This card is perfect for the pun-derful person in your life on their birthday.

Have A Fabulous Birthday Card

Bold and Bright

It's just not possible! Celebrate their birthday or any occasion! By Brainbox Candy

Kung Fu Fighting Card

Brainbox Candy

Let them know exactly what you think of them for being born in March - the worst of all the calendar months with this birthday card by Filthy Sentiments.

March Twat Card

Filthy Sentiments

Punny Birthday card from the Barkside! Designed by Studio Boketto.

Happy Birthday From The Barkside Card

Studio Boketto

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know Card

Jeffrey & Janice