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Funny Valentine's Cards

Send a hilariously funny Valentine's card to laugh your lover into bed this Valentine's Day! From sarcasm, puns and even thinly-veiled insults, choose the comedic route and woo your crush with a Valentine's card that shows off your amazing sense of humour. Fancy something a little cheekier? Check out our top notch selection of rude Valentine's cards!

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Let your partner know you love them even though they think it's funny to tickle you when you need the loo with this funny Valentine's / anniversary card.

Tickler Card
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If that's even possible?! Confirm just how much you love them by sending this LGBTQ+ Valentine's Anniversary card to the one you fancy the pants off. Designed by Scribbler.

Get A Little Gayer Card
Send some classy love with this shoe pun!

All Loafer You Card
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If your partner looks anything like Mark from Peep Show youre taking a big chance on what youre gonna see. A Anniversary card designed by Scribbler.

Wanna See A Peep Show Card
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We love this funny card revealing the cringey side of Valentine's day. Send this to your loved one that doesn't like soppy cards but will get a smile on their face after seeing this one.

Eww Gross Card
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Make them smile with this Valentine's Card.

I Love You Even Though You Talk Through Movies! Card
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Make your recipient laugh with this cheeky card from the Comedy Card Company

Eight Inches Card
Send birthday / anniversary wishes to some one who's your type on paper with this Love Island themed card!

My Type On Paper Card
Big spoon or little spoon? Send your spoon love this cute Anniversary card!

Fancy A Spoon Card
Seduce a quiz show fanatic with this romantic Pedges Houseboat Anniversary card featuring their favourite Chaser.

You Sexy Beast Card
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The highest form of praise that can be given from any Bristolian. This Scribbler card should be sent to someone who's bloody brilliant!

Gert Lush Card
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Looks like you've given him the best present - you, forever! Celebrate taking your relationship to the next level with this Valentine's Anniversary card by Scribbler.

Stuck With Me Forever Fiance Card
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Send your partner this cheeky banana and I dare say you'll never split! Designed by Scribbler.

I Find You Ap-Peel-Ing Card
There is no bigger proof of true love than going to Hasting to get bread for someone... right...? (Unless you live in Hastings)

Hastings For Bread Card
Valentine, you can slide into my DM's anytime... Send this funny Valentine's card to your favourite DM wearer.

Slide Into My DM's Card
Wink Wink, Nudge Nudge, hello gorgeous... It's a framer! Designed lovingly By PengellyArt

Wink Wink Card
You're the Garrett to my Dina

Garrett To My Dina Card
You're like a walking radiator! Send this Paper Plane card to someone who's always moaning they're always cold!

You're So Hot Card
Let your partner know you still love them even though they love to scare you half to death with this funny Valentine's / anniversary card.

Scare Tactics Card
Send this romantic Whale & Bird Anniversary card to congratulate someone who is arguably the luckiest person on the planet: they have you!

You're So Lucky Card
If you watch Stath Let's Flats with your other half then this is the perfect card to send them on Valentine's Day or for a special anniversary!

Oh My Crump Stath Anniversary Card
Let your loved one know what you think of them! Designed by pink + pip.

Badass Bitch Card
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Way to make her an offer she can't refuse! Prove that romance isn't dead with this jokey Valentine's card for your better half. Designed by Scribbler.

Wife I Want To Annoy Valentine's Card
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Send highest praise to your husband and thank him for the five star service with this funny Scribbler card perfect for a birthday or anniversary.

Husband Would Recommend Card

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