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Funny Valentine's Cards

Ha-ha-happy Valentine’s Day! Try your luck at laughing them into bed with one of our hilariously funny Valentine’s cards. From sarcasm, puns and thinly veiled insults, woo your crush by sending some PG humour or treat your other half to a cheeky innuendo. Inject some comedy with TV & film inspired designs or browse our rude Valentine’s cards to make them blush with something a little more risqué!

Rude Cards?
There's nothing quite like stalking your partner and invading their privacy to show them how much you love them... Said no one ever! (Apart from Joe Goldberg...)

Oh You?????

Designed by You've got pen on your face.

I'm Crayonzy About You

We do not condone the burning of donkeys by any means... But you can't help what vampires get up to in their spare time? If your heart is burning for someone, let the know with this hilarious Nadja card inspired by What We Do In The Shadows!

Burning Donkey Love

Designed by You've got pen on your face.

I'm Lost Without You

Let's make babies together. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Jelly Babies

Like totally nutty, cashews and all. Designed by You've got pen on your face.

I'm Nutty About You

These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card

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Is your partner a ketchup addict? Treat them to this cute Scribbler card to celebrate your anniversary and leave them blushing!

From My Head To-Ma-Toes

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

Duunn dunnn... duuunnn duun! Try adding an element of danger into the bedroom by singing the Jaws theme song and see how your partner reacts. Valentine's design by Scribbler.

Can't Wait To Taste You

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Forgotten your anniversary again? Suck up to someone you love and get back in the good books with this sweet design by Scribbler.

Sucker For You

It's getting steamy in here! Hot things up on Valentine's Day with this mouth-watering food pun, designed by Scribbler.

Bao Chicka Wow Wow

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

There is no bigger proof of true love than going to Hasting to get bread for someone... right...? (Unless you live in Hastings)

Hastings For Bread

Let your partner know how you feel with this fruity Scribbler card.

One In A Melon

Why not place a bet on who is gonna die first they!re gonna get all your stuff away? A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Growing Old Together

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