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Funny Valentine's Cards

Ha-ha-happy Valentine’s Day! Try your luck at laughing them into bed with one of our hilariously funny Valentine’s cards. From sarcasm, puns and thinly veiled insults, woo your crush by sending some PG humour or treat your other half to a cheeky innuendo. Inject some comedy with TV & film inspired designs or browse our rude Valentine’s cards to make them blush with something a little more risqué!

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies

Nothing says love like putting your coldest part on their warmest part and saying "is this cold?" A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cold Feet Warm Arse

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Send your fit bird this fit bird by Jen & The Pen, perfect for Valentine's or your anniversary.

Fit Bird

You two go together like sushi and soy sauce: a match made in heaven! Valentine's design by Whale & Bird.

You're My Soy Mate

Funny cheeky card perfect for an anniversary, valentines day, sending a smile or just positive funny vibes.     Send noods. Noodles!

Send Noods!

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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

Add A Name
You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

When your sex life is not what it once was! It's clearly time to get more adventurous and bring vegetables into the bedroom. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Butternut Squash

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card

This adorable card by Jolly Awesome is perfect to send to let someone know how you feel about them.

You Make Me Smile

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