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Funny Valentine's Cards

Want to make your crush smile, tell your “galentines” how much they mean to you, or thank your favourite weirdo for tolerating you this long? Scribbler’s range of funny Valentine’s Day cards has something for everyone, with funky designs and light-hearted messages to brighten up your loved one’s day.

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From the cheesiest puns to the hottest memes, our funny Valentine’s Day cards are sure to make that someone special crack a smile. We work with a range of local designers and studios to create unique cards for all types of couples.

If you’re looking to win the heart of someone special, Scribbler has plenty of playful ways to let them know how you feel, without getting too serious. Who knows? Sharing a laugh just might lead to true love! On the other hand, if you’re wishing your long-term partner or long-suffering spouse a happy Valentine’s Day, our funny cards give you a way to celebrate your favourite in-jokes and keep the smiles coming. 

We’ve got a great range of funny Valentine’s Day cards to choose from, as well as light-hearted congratulations cards for just about any occasion.

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The great thing about having no morals is anything goes! Make your loved one laugh with this Trump inspired Scribbler card.

Win Your Heart

Send this funny Lucy Maggie card to the coolest person you know and they'll be buzzing to receive the compliment.

You Are So Fly

Why not share the love this Valentine's card by Jolly Awesome?

Love Pug

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I love you

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

Boo Bees, by Jelly Armchair. Boobees have never been so delightful. This ghosties definitely won't give you a fright! Send this paranormal card before these boo bees haunt you!

Boo Bees

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

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Who's a good boy?! Seduce a corgi lover this Valentine's Day with a face they just can't say no to! Designed by Scribbler.

Because You're Corg Eous

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Propose a cosy night in with a partner or even a chum with this Scribbler card.

Netflix and chill

Send this blunt Buddy Fernandez card to your partner and tell it like it is.

I Fucking Love You

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

We love olive of the food puns, particularly this one! Express your feelings with this cute Doodles From My Brain design.

Olive You So Much

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

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Dickheads need love on Valentine's Day too, so rein in the nagging for a day and send this Scribbler card.

You're A Dickhead

This Jolly Awesome card is ideal to send to your partner, because even when they?re being a prick you still love them unconditionally.

A Prick

When it hasn't been your day, week, month, or even year! Send this comforting Dean Morris card to a friend who's always there for you when life gets sh*t.

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