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Valentine's Cards For Girlfriend

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Show your romantic side and say it with roses - they're always a winner! Designed by Scribbler.

Girlfriend I Rose To The Occasion Card

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If they're obsessed with Below Deck, declare your love this Valentine's Day with the help of Captain Lee. Designed by Scribbler.

I Love You A Yacht Card

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Show how peachy keen you are for that booty by sending her this cheeky Scribbler Valentine's card.

Touch Your Bum Card

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Send love to your girlfriend with this super cute and fun Valentine's card!

Happy Valentine's Day To My Girlfriend Card

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Do you have someone who fits those conditions perfectly? Then let them know with this brilliant Scribbler Valentine's card.

Perfect Girlfriend Pie Chart Large Card

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A funny (and slightly cheeky!) Valentine's Day card featuring national treasure, Bruce Forsyth, perfect for your girlfriend or wife this Valentines. Designed by The Cake Thief

Brucey Bonus Valentine's Day Card

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Give your partner this funny award-winning Valentine's card guaranteed to make them smile. Designed by Sassy Sarah.

Girlfriend Of The Year Award Valentine's Card

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Sometimes it's good to test positive, especially if it's for being the best girlfriend ever!

Positively The Best Girlfriend Ever! Card

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Send this hilariously naughty Valentine's card to your girlfriend and make sure her beaver comes out to play tonight! Designed by Scribbler.

Girlfriend Cock And Beaver Valentine's Card

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You've got her the Anniversary card, brownie points for you - now let's get down to the good stuff! A funny and only half joking Scribbler Anniversary card to send your girlfriend.

My Gorgeous Girlfriend Card

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Send this rather peachy Anniversary card by Scribbler to your bootyful girlfriend.

To My Bootyful Girlfriend Card

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Give your partner this funny award-winning Valentine's card guaranteed to make them smile. Designed by Sassy Sarah.

Girlfriend Of The Year Award Valentine's Card

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A funny twist to the traditional Roses are red poem, perfect for fans of the Netflix TV series and game, The Witcher. Send this cute Witcher card to your boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife this Valentine's Day. Designed by The Cake Thief

Hunt Monsters For You Card

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Oh, damn! Whatever the occasion, send your girlfriend this naughty design and make sure she's wet with excitement. Designed by Scribbler.

Girlfriend Wet Beaver Card

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Pour your heart out and send a love note to your girlfriend to keep her sweet. Designed by Scribbler.

Lots Of Love To My Girlfriend Card

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Send this funny Scribbler card to someone you want to be your girlfriend and maybe it'll come true!

Girlfriend Wishful Thinking Card

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Make damn sure your girlfriend knows just how lucky she is! This brilliant Scribbler Anniversary card is sure to be the icing on top of the cake for her. Designed by Scribbler.

Girlfriend Consider Yourself Lucky Card

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This would have really changed that sir mix a lot song. A Anniversary card designed by Jolly Awesome.

Like Big Mutts Card

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If they leave you wheezy and gasping for air (even more than normai) make them laugh with this Scribbler Valentine's card.

You Take My Breath Away Card

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Send this cute Scribbler Anniversary card to a girlfriend you love watts and watts and sparks will definitely be flying!

Girlfriend You're The Light Of My Life Card

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But the difference is it's all worth it for that 10% of amazingness! Let her know that Webster's dictionary has had an update with this funny Scribbler design.

Girlfriend Card

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She even grew it herself! Of course, she's a lot more than just a fine booty but let her know it's one of your fave things about her with this cheeky design by Scribbler.

Nice Arse Ribbon Card

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This list is short and sweet, just like your girlfriend! It's always best to start from the bottom, especially in this case. Designed by Scribbler.

Her Arse Card

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Send this cost-of-living card to your Girlfriend this Valentine's Day and remind her that she's so hot the boiler can stay off! Design by Aimee Stevens Design.

Girlfriend, So Hot We Don't Need The Heating On

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