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Valentine's Cards For Girlfriend

Great job swiping right! Make her feel like the luckiest girl in the world this Valentine’s Day with one of our unique cards that we know your girlfriend will love. Take the opportunity to show how much she means to you and compliment her best assets - you romantic, you! She’ll be surprised and touched to receive a funny Valentine’s card featuring her favourite celebrity and who knows how she may reward you… If you’re lucky!

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These so many reasons you love them, they buy the pizza, spell you're correctly but most importantly they have a cute ass! Show why you love them with this awesome Valentine's card by Scribbler. Also perfect for an anniversary.

Reasons I Love You

Both boobs together are probably bigger than a heart so it's a great thought! A valentine's card designed by Studio Boketto.

With All My Boobies

Let your bestie know how you feel with this brilliant Jolly Awesome card.

You My Ride Or Die

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You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down! A personalised Valentine's card for someone you'd gladly give the moon to. Designed by Scribbler.

Love You To The Moon And Back

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Not to sound cheesy, but you guys are really gouda together! Make your partner melt and show them you brie-long together with this Sribbler Valentine's card.

Cheesy Love Card

True love is them wiping for you after youre done. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Going For A Poo

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They're gonna destroy your ring! Send your precious this hilarious card by Scribbler.

You Are My Precious

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Anyone who doesn't know emoji's might not get this Valentine's card by Scribbler, but to anyone who does, it's perfect to send to your partner!

Emoji Text Wanna Fuck

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They'll definitely be cashing these in as soon as they see this Valentine's card by Scribbler.

Love Coupons

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Some might say this Scribbler card is a bit sharp but we just think it's to the point! Show someone you love them really by sending this prickly design.

You're A Prick

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

Send this card to the person you're absolutely nuts about! Designed by Charli Tait.

Nut-Thing Compares To You

If you don't feel like playing it cool then lay it on thick and let someone know just how AMAZING you think they are with this Whale & Bird design.

Nicest Human Ever

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Send a Mean Girl this hilarious Valentine's card by Scribbler and let them know what a big fat lesbian crush you have on them!

Big Fat Lesbian Crush

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Send Scribbler's hilarious, personalised take on the famous Fulltal Jacket scene to someone you love long time this Valentines. Especially if they happen to love Dachshunds!

Love You Long Time

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

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It's all good having a Bonnie and Clyde type relationship until you learn what happens at the end. Designed by Scribbler.

Partner In Crime

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Your relationship has survived the pandemic? Congrats! Add a name and send your partner this Lockdown inspired Valentine's card by Scribbler to get them feeling hot under the mask.

Sit On My Face

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