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Rude Father's Day Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Put Your Feet Up Dad, You Lazy Git. This is his day for celebration and relaxation. No different to any other day, then. A brilliant Father's Day or birthday card for your idle dad, as long as he thinks you're joking.

Dad Lazy Git

Be A Bad Parent, by Half Moon Bay. The perfect advice for any parent that can't wait to be free! Send this card to the bad parent in your life.

Be A Bad Parent

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Not everyone has a relationship where they can get soppy with their Father. If you're more comfortable exchanging insults, then forget Thank you and say Fuck You Dad with this Scribbler design.

Fuck You Dad

Use this card to tactfully suggest that maybe... just maybe, he's past the motorbike stage of his midlife crisis with this Brainbox Candy card.

Dad's Life

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Grandad. There's nothing more thoughtful and effective than an acrostic poem at showing someone just what you think of them. We hope your Grandad feels really special when he receives this Scribbler Father's Day card. This yellow Father's Day card says Grandad.

Grandad

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So, you weren't planned, take some reassurance that you were the strongest swimmer with this hilariously rude Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Your Pull Out Game Is Weak

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Is your Dad broad-minded, or do you resent Father's Day and want to annoy him? This Scribbler card covers both.

Bad Ass Bitch

It goes without saying- Where do you think you got it from? Celebrate Father's Day with this rude design by Filthy Sentiments.

My Dad But Still A Twat

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Happy Father's Day Grandad. And hopefully the insults are too small for him to read! Just hide his glasses and tell him it says I love you or some BS. Father's Day design by Scribbler. This red card says Happy Father's Day Grandad.

Happy Father's Day Grandad

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Happy Father's Day Grandad. Give a special shoutout to your Grandad this Father's Day for being prehistoric but still always up for a laugh! Rude design by Scribbler.  This green Father's Day card says Grandad You Fucking Fossil.

Happy Father's Day Grandad

Wink, wink - we all know how much a slapper loves cock, and so do Dean Morris.

Slapper Loves Cock

All fathers are grumpy arseholes its just their characters. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Old Arsehole

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It's Father's Day, so make sure your Dad takes it easy! Send him this awesome Scribbler card and put a smile on his face.

Never Mind The Bollocks

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This manages to sound way creepy? The perfect Father's Day card for if you have a Sugar Daddy I guess? Please don't give this to your actual Dad. Designed by Scribbler.

Still My Daddy

I Love You Dad, You Old Fucker. A heart-warming, if rude, birthday or Father's Day card by Dean Morris for your beloved ageing daddy. He does already know that word, doesn't he?

Old Fucker

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The dreaded man-boobs! Too many pints we think. Gently let him know what's happened to his Dad-bod with this silly Father's Day card by Scribbler.

Dad, You've Got Tits

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Happy Fucking Father's Day, by Scribbler. He taught you all the swear words you know so why not use them! Make him laugh with this hilariously rude Father's Day card.

Happy Fucking Father's Day

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Make sure your long-suffering Dad knows exactly where he stands this Father's Day: tomorrow business will resume as normal so he'd better make the most! Photo upload card by Scribbler.

King For The Day

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If this is straight out of your Dad's crappy joke repertoire, then get your own back with this funny Father's Day design by Scribbler.

Your Jokes Are Shit

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World's Greatest Farter, by Scribbler. If dad's are good at one thing, it's letting rip! Send this hilarious Father's Day card to make him chuckle.

World's Greatest Farter

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