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Rude Christmas Cards

Send one of our ridiculously rude Christmas cards and cement your spot on the naughty list! Choose the perfect insulting, suggestive or highly offensive card to shock your friends & relatives and spice up the Christmas celebrations.
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Send this risky Christmas card to your grandad and hope that he sees the funny side! Designed by Scribbler.

Grandad Old Bastard Crimbo Card
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A special treat from your favourite Santa Paws! Help your puppy say Merry Christmas with this design by Scribbler.

May Look Cute Card
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The perfect Scribbler card to call out a boyfriend who never learns from past Christmases and always has to take it too far. There's always one!

Boyfriend Drunk Elf Christmas Card
Apologies For The Vulgarity Spunk Bucket, by Dean Morris Cards. Is there a better combination of two words than 'spunk bucket'? I think not. Say happy Christmas with a smile with this card.

Apologies For The Vulgarity Spunk Bucket Card
Express your dislike for the festive season with this anti-Christmas, pro-Scrooge Christmas card.

Ho Ho No Card
Wish you're loved one a very Merry Christmas!

Bitch Card
This card is a total slut and we love it, perfect to send to your bestie this Christmas. Illustration by The Queer Store

Mean Girls Christmas Card
Send a Christmas card that any parent can relate too with this hilarious Forest_Fr1ends Christmas card. Designed by Whale & Bird

Sneaky Little Elf Hiding In The Recycling Bin Card
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Tis the season to be jolly! Mulled wine, eggnog, Bailey's... Bring it on! Christmas design by Scribbler.

To Get Pissed Card
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Send this untraditionally exotic Scribbler card to a total pain the arse this Christmas!

Prick Mas Card
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Feeling naughty this year? Send this Scribbler card to your other half and ask him for a Christmas stuffing.

Stuff Me Card
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Add a name and celebrate the season with these perky festiv-titties that'll put a smile on anyone's face. Personalised design by Scribbler.

Shake Your Tits Card
1 of 6 Naughty but nice Christmas cards you know that will get a giggle.

Santa's Coming Card
Firm but fair. Christmas card buying can be draining.

Xmas Fuck It Card
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Mrs Claus is a wise lady... Make someone laugh with this seriously rude Christmas card joke that you won't find in any cracker! Designed by Scribbler.

Back Door Crap Christmas Joke Card
Cheeky Christmas card for those who like a laugh during the festive period.

Jingle My Bellend Card
Listen to Christmas Cat and tell someone to do whatever the hell they want this festive season! Designed by Dean Morris.

Christmas Cat Card
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Hasn't this year been hard enough? Let them have another year believing in Santa with this Christmas card by Do Something David.

No That's Next Year Card
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If your sister's a massive prick, then clearly she deserves this cheeky, cactus themed Christmas card by Scribbler.

Sister Massive Prick Christmas Card
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Christmas lights: causing Dad's to have a breakdown since Victorian times. Every. Single. Year. Designed by Scribbler

Knot This Shit Again Card
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James, John, Matthew! And Keith? The perfect Whale & Bird card to call out that friend who somehow tags along to everything, whether invited or not. Keep party crashing this Christmas, Keith!

Who Invited Keith Card
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Forget lumps of coal, send this little prezzie to someone on the naughty list who REALLY deserves it this Christmas. Designed by Scribbler.

Massive Shit Christmas Card
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Muffin is awfully hostile for such a cute looking dog! Let them know Muffin doesn't wish them a Merry Christmas with this silly Do Something David card.

This Is Muffin Card
Urgh not f*cking Rudolph again, what have we told you about that?! Send this rude Christmas card by Tillovision to another horny b*stard.

Here's Your Christmas Card

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