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Cannot Be Fucked Card
This funny Christmas card is perfect for those who dread the dawning of December each year - the faff of putting up the Christmas tree (and the interference of the cat!), the broken decorations, the f… read more
Cannot Be Fucked Card - LMD499
This funny Christmas card is perfect for those who dread the dawning of December each year - the faff of putting up the Christmas tree (and the interference of the cat!), the broken decorations, the family arguments and the mess. Featuring the humorous tagline 'Cannot by fucked with Christmas', this novelty card is sure to bring a smile to the recipient's face. After all, that is what Christmas is all about. Eat your heart out Mr Scrooge, and move over Mr Grinch!
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW...
We've made the conscious decision for aesthetic and environmental reasons to print on matte instead of shiny card. These are easier to recycle and kinder to our planet! Cards bought from our online store are printed to order to allow for your personalisations so this is why they may look a little different to the ones sold in our shops.
Cards and gifts are sent separately. View our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.
FYI
Although we can guarantee a dispatch date, orders are not guaranteed to arrive for a specific date or occasion unless Special/Saturday Delivery is selected.
Delivery Option | Price | Delivery Time |
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UK First Class | Standard: £1.35 per address Large: £2.10 per address |
Royal Mail First Class currently takes up to 1-3 working days. |
UK Special Delivery | Standard: £4.99 per address Large: £4.99 per address |
Guaranteed next working day, if you place your order before 3pm Monday-Friday excluding UK Bank Holidays* A signature is required for this service, so make sure someone will be home! |
UK Saturday Delivery | Standard: £7.49 per address Large: £7.49 per address |
Guaranteed Saturday delivery, if you place your order before 3pm on Friday excluding UK Bank Holidays* A signature is required for this service, so make sure someone will be home! |
EU Airmail | Standard: £1.80 per address Large: £3.20 per address |
Royal Mail Airmail currently takes up to 3-5 working days to EU destinations.* |
Rest of World Airmail | Standard: £1.80 per address Large: £3.20 per address |
Royal Mail Airmail currently takes up to 5-7 working days to non-EU destinations.* |
*Please note that we cannot be held responsible for any delays caused by the Royal Mail.