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Christmas Cards For Her

Looking to send season’s greetings to a woman in your life? Browse our large selection of Christmas cards for her filled with all things feminine and festive. You know, like getting absolutely hammered! Alternatively, why not check out Christmas cards for him?

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I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You Card

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Know a Mabel? Add a photo to personalise this rude Dean Morris card and send to someone who likes to let their hair down at Christmas.

Mabel Flash Her Minge Card

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No matter what age you reach, you should always tell your Mum you love her, even if only once a year. This Scribbler designed Birthday card does it for you.

Love You Mummy Card

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's Anniversary card.

You're The Tits Card

The true meaning of Christmas, as requested by Nicola Hine. Which clearly is a dinosaur nativity featuring Ainsley Harriott as Jesus Christ, obvs. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

True Meaning Of Xmas Card

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You don't need to tell me twice! Add a name and a treat a fellow Bailey's lover to this boozy personalised Christmas card by Scribbler.

Whack Out Card

If you can't be bothered to pick out the perfect Anniversary card - this Anniversary card covers it all! Buy one or one hundred, it works for every occasion!

All-Purpose Card

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Give them a big festive thanks for putting up with you all year long with this personalised Christmas pudding design by Scribbler.

Pudding Up With Card

Holidays are coming! Mad Max protecting the Coca Cola Christmas truck from assault by competing soft drink providers, as requested by Jamie Baynham. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mad Max Cola Card

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Like to show your emotions as much as Captain Holt? Then this Brooklyn Nine-Nine inspired Christmas card by Pedges Houseboard is the perfect way to show how you feel.

Christmas Ecstatic Card

It!s good to know what role you are going to play when Christmas comes and this is definitely the funnest. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Christmas Aunt Card

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If they love Brooklyn Nine Nine then there's no doubt they must be cool cool cool enough to deserve this Christmas card. Personalised design by Scribbler.

Have A Noice Christmas Card

Santa Claus: exposed! If you're a parent who's had enough of "Santa" taking all the credit, take a stand with this Buddy Fernandez Christmas card.

Fat Bastard Card

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Do you two share a love of pizza, gaming and cats? Then this Fuzzballs Anniversary card is perfect to personalise and send to your partner or best friend.

Fuzzballs Photo Frame Card

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Tis the season to be jolly! Mulled wine, eggnog, Bailey's... Bring it on! Christmas design by Scribbler.

To Get Pissed Card

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Sometimes it feels good to be bad! Why not be naughty, that way Santa won't need to visit your house this year, you filthy animal. Send this awesome Scribbler Christmas card to someone special this year.

Save Santa The Trip Card

Let them know they rock your world with this Anniversary card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

You Rock Card

Why can't tits be festive as well. All you have to do is add some tinsel! Send this silly Dean Morris card at Christmas.

Tinsel Tits Card

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