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Looking to send season’s greetings to a woman in your life? Browse our large selection of Christmas cards for her filled with all things feminine and festive. You know, like getting drunk! Find seasonal cards to please your wife, sister, mum, girlfriend or grandma and have her laughing with crude and punny jokes a plenty. It’s clearly a time for being with your loved ones so why not send her an animal inspired design to help her forget her own crazy family.

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I think we got more than we bargained for with this little drummer boy! Maybe he had too many brussels? Send this cheeky Foggish design to get someone cracking up at Christmas.

Pa Rump Um Pump Um

It was hard enough to find one wise man but three in the same place at the same time is near impossible. Send this card by Cath Tate to your pal at Christmas.

Three Wise Men?

No crab for his bed? Christmas but make it sea themed! Send this cute Helen Thompson design to a pun-lover.

A Whale In A Manger

This cat's feline festive AF in its little knitted stockings. Spread Christmas cheer with this card by Dean Morris.

Festive AF

Holidays are coming! Mad Max protecting the Coca Cola Christmas truck from assault by competing soft drink providers, as requested by Jamie Baynham. Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Mad Max Cola

Send this Buddy Fernandez Christmas card to your friend that needs all the help they can get.

Mistletoe Friend To The Ugly

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Merry Christmas To My Otter Half by Scribbler. Show your otter half some love at Christmas with this cute couple, designed by Scribbler.

Merry Christmas To My Otter Half

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Richard Curtis eat your heart out. A thoughtful Christmas card for your partner who always complains that you're not romantic enough' Because in reality, it's never like the movies.

Christmas Romance

As you get older recovering from hangovers seems more and more like mission impossible. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Christmas Legends

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

Ah nothing like a classic "Your Mum" joke, always a crowd-pleaser. Take the rip out of a mate and watch them squirm with this rude Buddy Fernandez Christmas card.

Shagging You Mum

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If we know your Nan, we reckon this sweet design will be right up her street this Christmas! Designed by Scribbler.

Quailty Christmas

All it takes is a couple of egg nogs and she son her back. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Making Snow Angels

You really tried but just couldn't bring yourself to do it. Who wants a "nice" card anyway? Boring! Ideal for any occasion by Whale & Bird.

I Tried To get You A Nice Card

You may be a prick but they put up with you for some reason! A card designed by Stacie Swift.

XOXO Hog

We all know Santa would have joined in he loves emptying his sack. A Christmas card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Always On The Naughty List

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Use the force this Christmas you shall, merry as a Stormtrooper you will be! Personalised design by Scribbler.

Merry Side

A simple and bright Claire Giles card to send to the grandparents on the birth of their granddaughter.

New Granddaughter

KEVIN! Send this classic Home Alone inspired Christmas card to your favourite Wet Bandit. Designed by Middle Mouse.

Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal

I think that may be the wrong kind of c!. You know what never mind, merry Christmas! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Presents Prosecco And Cock

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All I want for Christmas is you... butt naked by Scribbler. We believe this was the original working title for Mariah's festive classic. Either way, this Scribbler design guarantees you more than a stocking filler.

All I want for Christmas is you... butt naked

Happy Blow Job Day! That is the unofficial name for it. A charmingly direct Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris. Perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who needs reminding.

Happy Blow Job Day

Let the loved one in your life know you love them with this Cardi inspired valentines card designed by Rumble Cards.

My Cardi B-ae

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Doesn't get more straightforward than this. Send this hilariously blunt personalised Christmas card to make them laugh on the big day. Designed by Scribbler.

Have A Christmas