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Looking to send season’s greetings to a woman in your life? Browse our large selection of Christmas cards for her filled with all things feminine and festive. You know, like getting drunk! Find seasonal cards to please your wife, sister, mum, girlfriend or grandma and have her laughing with crude and punny jokes a plenty. It’s clearly a time for being with your loved ones so why not send her an animal inspired design to help her forget her own crazy family.

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Proud owner of a Spaniel? Use your ball of floof as an excuse and let them take the fall because who could be mad at that face! Designed by Scribbler.

But The Dog Ate It
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Spent Lockdown entertaining yourself with an online shopping addiction? You may be broke but you can still send your loved ones this funny Scribbler Christmas card.

Spent All My Money
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Only a cat owner knows the true joys of receiving their idea of a "present" which unfortunately isn't exclusive to Christmas or birthdays. Personalised design by Some Ink Nice.

You Don't Want Your Present
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Let them know they rock your world with this personalised card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

NAME You Rock
No flies on you if you get this punny card! Embrace internet shopping this Christmas and treat a loved one to this Tillovision design.

Got It Off The Web
She's about to bury her sibling in the snow and hope she's never found. A Christmas card designed by Go Lala.

Christmas Only Child
Let them know they are your favourite with this card designed by Angela Chick.

My Favourite
I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You
The nativity play summed up in a way that today's youth will understand. Get #GodsTheDad trending? #PlotTwist #SpoilerAlert. Christmas design by Buddy Fernandez.

Hashtag Christmas
Their body has been on your mind but after giving them this valentine card their body will be on your body. A card designed by Rumble Cards.

Your Body On My Mind
Send this beautiful Sarah Lovell card this Christmas and let them know you're thinking of them.

Polar Bear Northern Lights
You love someone more than something that keeps you alive? How interesting. A card designed by Angela Chick.

More Than Food
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Planning on skipping seeing the relatives this year? Well, this Stevie Wonder inspired Christmas card by Pedges Houseboat is perfect for you to send!

I Won't See You But Merry Xmas
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It's about time Dolly Parton swooped in to save 2020! Send Christmas wishes to a loved one via this country icon to make them smile. Designed by Scribbler.

Happy Dolly Days
This cat's feline festive AF in its little knitted stockings. Spread Christmas cheer with this card by Dean Morris.

Festive AF
Let your other half know no matter how bad it gets they make everything better'. like hot sauce. A card designed by Rumble Cards.

Hot Sauce
Take a leaf out of Patsy's book and celebrate every day like it's Christmas. Cheers, sweetie darling! Designed by Foggish.

Cheers Sweetie
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She's lucky just to have you in her life! Save yourself the stress this holiday season and give your Mum this funny Scribbler card instead. At least we hope she'll laugh.

Mum You're Really Difficult
You really tried but just couldn't bring yourself to do it. Who wants a "nice" card anyway? Boring! Ideal for any occasion by Whale & Bird.

I Tried To get You A Nice Card
And a sh*tty new year. You send the card, now, is it over yet?! Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Merry Fucking Christmas
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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits
I Fucking Love You. A cheeky, romantic Valentine's card by Dean Morris for a husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend that you fucking love.

I Fucking Love You
A great happy birthday card by Cardinky for your sister, friend, girlfriend or wife. Celebrate with a balloon. Just the one.

Balloon Birthday Girl
Ffs Sandra, not again - put them away! We all know a friend that has a few too many and has to gets their tits out. Funny Christmas design by Go La La.

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