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Personalised Text Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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There's always one in every friend group. Send this Scribbler card to a lightweight who dies and resurrects themself again every weekend; perfect for predicting the result of a birthday sesh.

Being A Fucking Lightweight

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There's something fishy about this card? Reel in a shellfish lover and catch their attention with this cute Scribbler design.

You're Shrimply The Best

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The perfect Do Something David card to give to your loving wife, who conveniently made plans with the girls for her birthday and left you with the kids. Thanks love.

Going Out

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

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Know someone feeling a bit sensitive about reaching a new milestone? Come for their eyesight with this sneaky Scribbler design and let's hope they can read it!

At Your Age

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know

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For a Dad so old he's got his arse permanently glued to his armchair. Personalised this Jeffrey & Janice birthday card to make his day!

Magnificent Old Bastard

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A birthday card by Do Something David for someone who's a permanent resident of fantasy island. Give them this and they'll probably think you fancy them.

Therapy

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This birthday card may be quite simple but we don't think an Elton fan will mind that you put down in words, how wonderful life is while they're in the world! Designed by Scribbler.

You Can Tell Everybody

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Only a cat owner knows the true joys of receiving their idea of a "present" which unfortunately isn't exclusive to Christmas or birthdays. Personalised design by Some Ink Nice.

You Don't Want Your Present

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Send this llamazing Whale And Bird birthday card to make sure a long-distance friend makes the most of their day. Remember the Birthday Llama is ALWAYS watching!

Birthday Llama

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Send this cheeky little robot to celebrate a special someone's big day! Personalised age birthday design by Scribbler.

Robot AGE

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A personalised birthday card for the person that's hot as fuck in your life! A card designed by Tache

You Are Hot As Fuck

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Don't burrito around the bush, wish a friend a fantas-taco birthday with thisxcellent design by Scribbler.

Spec-taco-lar Birthday

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Having a drink at the end of the day is a parental right. Show your partner that you know where their priorities really lie on their birthday with this Do Something David card.

I Said Children

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Personalise this cute Kali Stileman design to send to a cheeky monkey and celebrate their birthday or other special occasion.

Cheeky Monkey Personalised Card

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Whether your Dad, Brother or Uncle, personalise this Kali Stileman design to celebate a cycling mad lad.

For My Relation Personalised Card

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She already done had herses! Challenge a birthday queen to put on her best drag and get ready to bring it to the runway with this design by Scribbler.

Birthday Extravaganza

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At this age you'll need glasses? Of prosecco! Make a fizz of your friend on their birthday with this sparkling card choice by Whale And Bird.

Prosecco Pal

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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today

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And not just as the expendablember who'll take one for the team and be eaten in the first 3 days! Send this Whale And Bird card to a friend you want by your side at the end of the world.

Zombie Apocalypse Team

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Whether this is a cruel bluff or you officially cutting off a familymber, send this Whale And Bird card to savagely call out a younger relation hoping for a hand-out.

No Money In This Card

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