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Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Hang in there everything will get better eventually, right!? A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hang In There Bitch

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We don't think there's a better compliment than you're the tits! Let them know with this hilariously unique Scribbler Valentine's card.

You're The Tits

Is your mum a busybody who just can't help interfering? Despite her good intentions, someone should really tell her to sit the f*ck down. Designed by Whale & Bird.

I'll Bring It Over

Dive in with this multi-porpoise card; perfect for a sea lover in any occasion! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Multi-Porpoise Card

I Fucking Love You AND I Love Fucking You. Be completely open and honest with this anniversary or Valentine's card from Dean Morris. What better compliment could you give to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend?

I Love Fucking You

A simple and bright Claire Giles card to send to the grandparents on the birth of their granddaughter.

New Granddaughter

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Send this thoughtful get well card and ask them to stay a good 1-2 metres away from you, just incase! Insensitive? How dare you! Designed by Scribbler.

I Mean Get Well Soon

Happy Blow Job Day! That is the unofficial name for it. A charmingly direct Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris. Perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife who needs reminding.

Happy Blow Job Day

Let the loved one in your life know you love them with this Cardi inspired valentines card designed by Rumble Cards.

My Cardi B-ae

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Eye love you more than I love looking at you! A personalised valentine's card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

NAME Eye Love You

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Richard Curtis eat your heart out. A thoughtful Christmas card for your partner who always complains that you're not romantic enough' Because in reality, it's never like the movies.

Christmas Romance

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A stylish birthday card by Scribbler for the Patsy to your Eddy, who appreciates the nicer things in life. Don't forget a bottle of Bolly to go with it darling!

Absolutley Fabulous Birthday

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Youre the bees knee its legs and its arms! A personalised congratulations card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

NAME You Are The Bee's Knees

Send this Angela Chick card to remind someone that they are wonderful!

You Are Wonderful

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Let them know they light up your world with this personalised card designed by Doodles from my Brain.

NAME Light Of My Life

A hot drink is the equivalent of a big, warm hug in a mug. Send this Whale & Bird card to someone far away who could do with cheering up!

Hug In A Mug

Ooh Look! You've Given Me A Huge Stiffy. Boner alert! Proceed with caution. A great Valentine's or anniversary card by Dean Morris for your girlfriend or wife. Send one to each to avoid mistakes.

Huge Stiffy

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