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Rude Anniversary Cards

Browse our range of ridiculously rude anniversary cards to turn up the heat on your relationship and add some much needed spice, however long you've been married for! Surprise your spouse with one of our steamiest, most explicit anniversary cards and check out our Top 10 Rudest Cards if you dare...
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Show your loved one you care with this funny Thanks For The Orgasms Anniversary card

Thanks For The Orgasms Card
Anniversary Card. Send your friend this Funny Anniversary card by Pink And Pip

Anniversary Card
The Official Dilf Anniversary card is a chance to celebrate many occasions for a man-friend. They may be a new father, it could be a spouse telling their partner they have chippendale dancer features or just a chance for a secret admirer to tell a hot daddy that they would like to frolic with them.

Official Dilf Card
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Some might say this Scribbler Anniversary card is a bit sharp but we just think it's to the point! Show someone you love them really by sending this prickly design.

You're A Prick Card
Greetings Anniversary card designed by Banterking

I Love Cuddling You Card
Twat But I Like You. General Greeting Anniversary card by Brainbox Candy. Send this Anniversary card to someone who you like, even though they can be a bit of a doughnut sometimes.

Twat But I Like You Card
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a cheeky saucy design for that special someone

In Cider You Card
Full of doggies, full on pink ! Here's to the upcoming PARTYY you wish to celebrate with the birthday pal, hen, stag, newly-weds, or any occasion you see fitting to send a dog Anniversary card...I say all occasions!

Let's Party Bitch Card
A Birthday Anniversary card for the prick in your life

Cactus Card
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That's a bloody long time! Celebrate fifty years with this rude Scribbler milestone design, ideal for a birthday or anniversary.

50 Fucking Years Card
Till you say stop... Designed by You've got pen on your face.

Let Me Lick You Up And Down Card
This Brainbox Candy Anniversary card is perfect for the couples whose love life is hotter than 50 Shades of Grey?

Fuck 50 Shades Get Your Cock Out Card
You're My Dickhead Jeffrey and Janice Anniversary Card. If we all just agree that we're all dickheads, the world would be a better place. Send this card to your fave dickhead to remind them why you love them.

You're My Dickhead Jeffrey And Janice Card
Straight-talking, full-bodied romance Anniversary card from the honest but funny Buddy Fernandez.

FUCKING LOVE YOU Card
Send your Wife some Birthday / Anniversary wishes with this Funny and Rude Tequila based card which features the suggestion that she's in for quite the evening.

To My Wife Card
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This cheeky typography based card featuring the words 'sex bomb' keeps the sentiment simple, fun, and effective! Perfect for a Valentine, an Anniversary or just because.

Sex Bomb Card
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Stake your claim and make sure everyone knows that he's yours with this cheeky anniversary card. Photo upload design by Scribbler.

You're A Dick Card
Greetings Anniversary card designed by Banterking

Together Is My Favourite Place Card
Better to be half an arsehole than a full-on arsehole in my opinion. A Anniversary card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Hopeless Romantic Card
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Aw, isn't that romantic! Tell your boyfriend to save his money this Valentine's Day cos lube isn't necessary! Designed by Scribbler.

Make Me Gush Like Niagara Falls Card
Let your loved one know how much they annoy you but also that you wouldn?t be able to live without them with this Anniversary card designed by Sweary Anniversary card co

Do My Fucking Head In Card
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You must be a saint! Award yourself a medal for sixty years service as a devoted partner with this rude 60th wedding anniversary card by Scribbler.

Put Up With Your Shit For Sixty Years Card
Wish your other half a Happy Anniversary with this lightly insulting card.

Lump Of Shit Card
Happy anniversary you filthy animal! Wish your partner a happy anniversary with this dirty piggy card designed by Sassy Sarah.

You Filthy Animal Card

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