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Rude Cards

The home of offensive designs, browse our full collection of outrageously rude cards, filled with filthy adult humour for every occasion. You have been warned: our explicit and insulting cards are not for the faint-hearted!

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Wish your loved one a happy anniversary with this heartfelt, slightly passive aggressive card!

4 Wonderful Years Card
This cheeky little card works for mahy occasions, but probably best for a birthday. Especially for someone called Brian.

Wildlife Brian Card
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You smelly pirate hooker. Stay classy with this hilarious Birthday card by the talented designers at Scribbler.

Whore Island Card
Have you been given some insider information there? Wish them a happy birthday with this naughty card by Filthy Sentiments.

Hairy Pussy Card
If they were bravely facing the big birthday (the new 30, right?), squash them with this Paper Plane card.

By Your Age 40 Card
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Send this card to your person and make them smile.

Lick Card
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Looks like Gran needs a little pick-me-up when visiting the family! Send this naughty Do Something David to show how you plan on livening things up!

This Looks Shit Card
Blow me. Well that IS what you do to a ballon, right? That's OBVIOUSLY what this illustrated card by Stoats & Weasels means. What did YOU think it meant? Filthy mind!

Blow Me Card
because no one wants to see 40 on the mantlepiece...

39 + 1 *middle Finger* Card
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Do they have the best bum you've ever seen? Then this photo-upload card by Scribbler and let them know how you feel this Valentine's.

I Love Your Arse Card
Make your bestie laugh with this punny Whale & Bird boob Birthday card, just because.

Breasy Friends Forever Card
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If your dad's an old grumpy bastard, relish telling him on his birthday with the help of this rude Scribbler design.

Dad You Grumpy Old Bastard Card
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Give cancer a (lip) smack and make a loved one laugh with this funny breast cancer design by Scribbler.

Cancer Can Kiss My Arse Card
Send this card to someone who appreciates humour on their birthday!

Happy Birthday Grey Pubes Card
This card is perfect for a great all-rounder like your partner, he's a catch! So, let him know how you feel with this fantastic Valentine's or anniversary card from Dean Morris.

Kindness To Animals Card
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Thank him for being the coolest dad and letting you swear like a trooper with this cheeky, retro style Father's Day card. Designed by Scribbler.

Fucking Legend Father's Day Card
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Someone going through a tough time or in need of a pick up? Let your friend or loved one know that you're behind them every step of the way

Totally Fucking Got This Card
Send them your best wishes with this Funny Birthday card by Giddy Kipper.

60 Fucking Hell Pink Card
This card is a joke. A Christmas Joke. It's an organic card. I took ages researching it online. The infamous Christmas Turkey FREAKOUT is now on a pretty pink card for everyone's enjoyment - Complete with TRADITIONAL CAULIFLOWER OK?! Please refrain from sticking this card in the shredder (yes you Mark...)

A Christmas Joke Card
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This year send your loved one this hilariously cheeky birthday card. Perfect for partners, parents, friends and anyone else in-between. By Rooster Cards.

How On Earth Do You Get Out Of Bed In The Morning? Card
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From one saucy bitch to another, let them know just how hot they are with this brilliant photo-upload card by Scribbler.

Saucy Bitch Card
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Are you the Steve to their Dustin, then let them know you care about them and their birthday with this brilliant card by Scribbler?

Birthday Dipshit Card
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Make your recipient laugh about his advancing age with this funny and cheeky caption card by the Comedy Card Company

Old Bastard Card
Christmas caroling for the Tik Tok generation... Make sure there's plenty of ho, ho, hos in the house with this hilarious retro design by Do Something David.

Wet Ass Pussy Card

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