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Rude Cards

The home of offensive designs, browse our full collection of outrageously rude cards, filled with filthy adult humour for every occasion. You have been warned: our explicit and insulting cards are not for the faint-hearted!

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Ru Paul fan art illustration themed Birthday card. Bianca Del Rio "Happy Birthday you shady b&tch" Original illustration by Paige Nicholas.

Bianca Del Rio - Shady Bitch Card
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Whether you call him Dad, Daddy or Papa, personalise this Father's Day card and thank him for making you the winning sperm with this rude Scribbler design.

Thanks For Jizzing Me Into A Tissue Card
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The Easter bunny won't be the only one that's coming this holiday! Send a different kind of rabbit to get them excited with this seriously naughty Scribbler card.

Happy Easter Rabbit Card
Send bitching birthday wishes to your bestest mate

Happy Birthday Bitchtits Card
Illustrate your surprise at your friend's birthday with this great card from Brainbox Candy.

Derek Card
Make sure to have a happy chucking fristmas at the most festive time of the year! A Christmas card designed by JellynBean.

Happy Chucking Fristmas Card
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Have a little faith in them and keep everything crossed with this photo upload good luck card by Scribbler.

Fingers Crossed Card
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Ahh nothing like a good old 'That's what your mum said' joke to make everyone feel uncomfortable on Father's Day! Send a BBQ-loving dad this rude, retro style Scribbler card.

Massive Kebab Father's Day Card
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From one saucy bitch to another, let them know just how hot they are with this brilliant photo-upload card by Scribbler.

Saucy Bitch Card
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Right round! Admit it, as soon as you saw this hilarious Valentine's card by Scribbler, you heard the song! Also perfect for an anniversary.

You Spin Me Right Round Card
This Dean Morris Birthday card explains why we're always left on hold for so long. Wouldn't you prefer the laughter to the annoying music?

Laugh At Your Problem Card
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He may be a massive prick, but he's your massive prick! Call out your boyfriend with the help of this rude Scribbler birthday card.

Boyfriend Massive Prick Card
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Wish your loved one a Happy Birthday!

How Did We Card
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It's Christmas Bitch, by Scribbler. They better not have forgotten, maybe send a card just to remind them? Keep it simple with this card this Christmas.

It's Christmas Bitch Card
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They're so lazy they aren't even going out for their birthday! A personalised card designed by Tache

You Lazy Twat Card
You have zero faith in them but you still wish them the best of luck. A card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Good Luck Card
Another year, same old sh*t. Spread your Christmas pessimism with this design by Dean Morris.

Same Shit Card
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Let dad know he gave you all his best qualities and send him this cheeky Scribbler card on Father's Day.

Sorry I Was Suck A Little Bastard Card
Sugar Tits. Valentine's Day Card by Brainbox Candy. Keep your valentine message short and sweet with this cheeky card.

Sugar Tits Card
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Let your loved one know how much they truly mean to you with this romantic Saltburn card. Perfect for any Barry Keoghan fan.

I Would Drink Your Bath Water Card
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Rule number one, if a couple of tits are flying by then do not look. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Birds Card
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Let someone know that nobody gives two fucks about their birthday with this photo upload card designed by scribbler.

Nobody Gives A Fuck Card
Do you know someone who loves to go on Tinder dates? Then this Jolly Awesome Anniversary card is perfect for them.

Taller On Tinder Card
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Worth a try, right? Send your current favourite lover this cheeky 'Aubergine & Splash Emoji' Valentine's card from Buddy Fernandez. They'll love it if they've got a sense of humour. If not, why the hell are you with them anyway?

Funny Valentine's Card - 'Aubergine & Splash Emoji'

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