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If you know someone who doesn't look their age, give them this brilliant Birthday card from Jeffrey and Janice and hope they're not 55.

Happy Birthday 60 Card

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Well you know what they say youre only as old as your mind is unless youre like really old. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mind Think's You're 29 Card

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If you see an elderly person napping make sure to check their pule on a regular basis as they may be dead. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

A Birthday Nap Card

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Adventure is waiting with this sweet Sarah Lovel Birthday card.

Sail To The Stars Card

Sarah Lovell Art

Rolling can become harder when you get older with your eyes giving up on you maybe higher a joint roller? A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Problems With Their Joints Card

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This is a PSA directed personally to the birthday girl! Why go out, when you can stay in and dance like nobody's watching in your underwear? Designed by Sadler Jones.

Party Pants Card

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Send this silly Dean Morris on their birthday and make them laugh!

Big Gay Card

Dean Morris Cards

Send birthday greetings Jack Jarvis and Victor McDade style with this funny Still Game inspired card.

Still Game - Jack And Victor - Birthday Card

Poppy Card Designs

Do you have a bestie that's more like a sister? Send them this gorgeous Birthday card and make their day. Designed by Nubiart in collaboration with the Illo Agency.

Besties 4 Life Card

Nubiart

Wish a happy birthday to someone who's going to need a fire extinguisher for how many candles are going to be on their cake!

Too Many Candles Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag Card

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Celebrate the power of the female anatomy with this Birthday card by Alicorn Birthday cards.

Pussy Power Card

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There really isn!t believe me I tried for this description, hydrating adultly? No idea. A Birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

No Classy Way To Say Binge Drink Card

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know Card

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If humans were flowers i'd pick you. Let them know you choose them with this sweet floral Birthday card. Design by Nikki Miles for Whale & Bird.

Pick You Card

Whale And Bird

Send this hilariously cheeky card by Dean Morris on their birthday.

Happy Birthday You Dirty Whore Card

Dean Morris Cards

Elmo wasn't a fan of Death Valley... Bert and Ernie take a Fear and Loathing style trip to Las Vegas, as requested by Sam Richards. Hilarious Jim'll Paint It design by Lesser Spotted Images.

Bat Country Card

Lesser Spotted Images

As soon as the good weather rolls around, this guy'll be all up in the grill! For someone whose "cooking" takes place exclusively outside with a couple of beers on hand.

King Of The Grill Card

Folio

We all have that one friend. Celebrate them with the perfect card.

We Entertain Us - Birthday Card

Art By Rowley

A great man once said revenge is the sweetest joy next to getting pussy and that!s facts. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Vengeful Wishes Come True Card

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They're kind of a big deal, just saying? This Art File design deserves to go to someone special on their birthday, get ready to party amongst the stars!

Head And Shoulders Card

Art File

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Whether your friend has a cat or not, this Scribbler Birthday card is a fun wake-up call.

One Year Closer To Crazy Cat Lady Card

Scribbler

Everyones favourite bendy over bum birthday card! Get your best mate laughing out loud! Designed by Studio Boketto.

Happy Birthday LOL Card

Studio Boketto

It's always 5pm somewhere am I right? A Birthday card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Wine Amateur Card

Brainbox Candy