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Wine Birthday Cards

For a loved one who’s old like a fine wine, raise a glass and celebrate with one of our hilarious wine themed birthday cards.

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

It's always 5pm somewhere am I right? A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Wine Amateur

We don!t judge here at Scribbler get what you deserve and enjoy it! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cock Hungry Hoe

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter FFS

There comes a point in your life when the cake is replaced by birthday wine, but the best people just have both! Designed by Lucilla Lavender.

Sod The Cake

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And you're still stuck with them! Make every year a milestone to celebrate (sort of) with this cheeky birthday card by personalising the age. Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Years Of Being An Arsehole

Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass

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The Ant to your Dec, the Eddie to your Patsy; spend another year side by side, wreaking havoc with the other half of your double act! Birthday design by King B.

My Partner In Crime

You!ve got a fantastic ass just make sure your birthday is as good or if possible better. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Birthday Nice Ass

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know

Do your balls hang low do they dangle to your toes can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Growing old is a bitch. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Saggy Balls

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The girl on the card has even made her mate a cake but that seems a bit unrealistic. Don't worry about that, she knows she's your best bitch. Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

Bestest Birthday Bitch

Our kind of queen always has a drink in each hand! Celebrate their birthday down the Queen Vic with this iconic design by Foggish.

Yas Queen

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One day you're young and beautiful, and the next you're a couple of old bags sharing a bottle on the sofa. It happens to us all! Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck

If you see an elderly person napping make sure to check their pule on a regular basis as they may be dead. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

A Birthday Nap

If you don!t have a hangover the morning after your birthday then you are doing birthdays wrong. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Kicked Ass Last Night

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