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Send some words of wisdom from hilarious US football coach Ted Lasso with this inspirational Scribbler card.

Early Drinkin

P-p-pick up a Kevin doesn't quite have the same ring to it but you can still send your Birthday wishes with this comedy card from Lucilla Lavender.

Kevin The Biscuit?

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You'd feta have the cheesiest birthday imaginable with the help of this seriously punny card by Scribbler.

Cheesiest Birthday Card

She is amazing and a fantastic cook, so hopefully she won't take a day off from the kitchen on Mother's Day. This Dean Morris card might flatter her into forgetting you won't take her out for lunch.

When's Dinner Ready?

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter FFS

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

Look on the brightside: you may be completely alone on your birthday but at least you don't have to share your cake with anyone! Isolation birthday design by Stormy Knight.

More Cake For You

For a health and fitness fanatic, why not give them some amusing and unconventional new exercises to try for their birthday this year? Designed by Whale & Bird.

Aco-Cardio

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18th Birthday Balloon. Celebrate a finally legal 18 year old with this Scribbler birthday design. Get ready to act like a proper adult and get off your tits without ending the night in A&E please.  This pink card says 18th Birthday and has a drawing of a balloon.

18th Birthday Balloon

There's always one friend on a night out who insists on buying everyone jagerbombs and forcing them to down it against their will. This one's for that b*stard. Designed by Jolly Awesome.

Bad Influence

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Happy Birthdae. Muggles won't get this card. Send this magical Scribbler birthday design to a Harry Potter fan still waiting for their Hogwarts letter and tell them: yer a wizard! This white birthday card says Happee Birthdae and has a drawing of Harry Potter's birthday cake.

Happy Birthdae

Its their birthday but unfortunately theyre not allowed to leave the house! Get them a Corona when we can finally leave the house. A card designed by Filthy Sentiments.

Birthday Beer

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know

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