Food & Drink Birthday Cards - Scribbler

If your loved one is special and unique, here at Scribbler we think they deserve a greetings card to match! Find the perfect design for any occasion or individual at Scribbler.com and show them how well you know them! Whether for Christmas, Valentine’s, Mother’s Day or Father’s Day, or just to say Hey, personalise and send a funny, cute or ridiculously rude card online from one of our talented designers and make someone smile today.

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Imagine all the pancakes you can make with these special ingredients! A card by Go La La.

John Lemon And Yolko Ono

P-p-pick up a Kevin doesn't quite have the same ring to it but you can still send your Birthday wishes with this comedy card from Lucilla Lavender.

Kevin The Biscuit?

Body Weight In Cake Jeffrey and Janice Birthday Card. Is there any anything more satisfying than a glass (or bottle) of prosecco to wash down a full cake? I think not. The perfect card for all those prosecco and cake fans out there.

Body Weight In Cake Jeffrey And Janice

Cake? Where?! Send birthday wishes to a young pup (or an old dog) who's ears prick up at those magic words! Designed by Poet & Painter.

Someone Say Birthday Cake

Well of course but either way youre gonna end up with a belly ache or a massive headache. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Full Of Wine

The perfect card for a friend who's barking mad about the punniest show on TV. We hope their special day is free of soggy bottoms with this Poet & Painter design.

Great British Bark Off

You'd feta have the cheesiest birthday imaginable with the help of this seriously punny card by Scribbler.

Cheesiest Birthday Card

If anything, grumpy fuckers need a card more than others because they need at least one thing to cheer them up! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers

We really don't wanna know what was going on while this cake was being made! For a friend who's so bad at baking you'd do this just so you have an excuse not to try it. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Ginger Pube In My Battenberg

Well you shouldn't be bloody looking should you Brian! Perv. Designed by Whale & Bird.

Christ Alive Janet

Are you second only to beer? That's not too bad. Beer is brilliant and so are you! Send him this awesome Tillovision card.

Happy Birthday Dad

Add A Name

The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

Look on the brightside: you may be completely alone on your birthday but at least you don't have to share your cake with anyone! Isolation birthday design by Stormy Knight.

More Cake For You

Sounds about right! Tell them where to stick their gluten free, vegan cake with this hilarious Scribbler card.

Gluten Free Vegan Birthday Cake

We've all been there before haven't we? It can easily happen! Send this Whale & Bird card to a friend who you always laugh the hardest with.

Little Pea Comes Out

*Inserts lots of fire emojis* Send this flaming hot birthday design by Pearly Ivy to the spice in your life.

Birthday Hot Stuff

Who doesn't like to celebrate an occasion by forcing a panda to drink prosecco! Just us?? A congratulations card designed by Do Something David.

Fuck Yeah

At least when all this blows over we'll be able to get through it with good old breakfast tea. For someone who has a classic cuppa in any situation, by Poet & Painter.

English Brexit Tea

Add A Name

Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

So, this Lucilla Lavender card might be the most relatable thing we've ever seen! You go out for milk, and come back with bags of shopping and no milk!

Did You Remember The Milk?

Snacking is one of life's joys don't ever let anyone take that away from you! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

So I Don't Snack

I'm no detective but I think I know where Mr Davenport is! Don't eat those carrots! Designed by Whale & Bird.

Mrs Davenport Carrots

It's a bit like a lady never tells, but tastier! Send this Scribbler card to a nacho loving hombre for their birthday.

It's Nacho Business

To be fair, Toblerone's are delicious so we don't blame them for giving into their bellies! Put a smile on their face with this silly Lucilla Lavender card.

Right Who Ate My Toblerone?