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Food & Drink Birthday Cards

Let them eat cake! Serve up a feast for the eyes to your favourite foodie with our spread of food & drink themed birthday cards, totally stuffed full with puns. Get their mouth watering with a buffet of delights and raise a glass with a boozy design featuring their beverage of choice, be it beer or wine. Go on, treat yourself! While you’re at it, take a look at our other popular birthday themes: animal, celebrity and film & TV inspired cards.

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Celebrate your friend or family member getting another year older and loving their kitchen appliances just a little more with this funny Birthday card. Hand lettering and a cute illustration perfectly complement the design. Design by Aimee Stevens Design

One Day You're Hip And Cool Birthday Card

Aimee Stevens Design

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You'd feta have the cheesiest birthday imaginable with the help of this seriously punny card by Scribbler.

Cheesiest Birthday Card

Scribbler

A Koala-tea pun, we think you'll agree! Guaranteed smiles for the lovers of dad jokes and silly humour. Perfect for a son, daughter, friend, husband, cousin, niece, sister, brother, aunty, uncle, mum or dad. All the way from Thirty Mussels, purveyors of preposterous Birthday cards for all occasions and senses of humour. Don't be shellfish, send a Birthday card!

Hope Your Birthday Is Koala Tea Card

Thirty Mussels

P-p-pick up a Kevin doesn't quite have the same ring to it but you can still send your Birthday wishes with this comedy card from Lucilla Lavender.

Kevin The Biscuit? Card

Lucilla Lavender

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Remind your Aunt how brew-tiful she is as a person with this cute Scribbler Birthday card. See what I did there? Another pre-tea good pun?

Aunt Tea Card

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know Card

Jeffrey & Janice

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If you know someone who can easily polish off a bottle of supermarket vino in less than 20 mins then this is for them - we bow down! Birthday design by Scribbler.

Wasn't The Right Answer Card

Scribbler

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass Card

Jeffrey & Janice

Ever spent 15 minutes looking for something that was right in front of your face. This Lucilla Lavender Birthday card illustrates your frustrations perfectly!

I Can't See The Jam Card

Lucilla Lavender

It!s funny how time changes someone, especially when they used to party like they were a Rockstar. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sneak Out Of Parties Card