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Food & Drink Birthday Cards

Let them eat cake! Serve up a feast for the eyes to your favourite foodie with our spread of food & drink themed birthday cards, totally stuffed full with puns. Get their mouth watering with a buffet of delights and raise a glass with a boozy design featuring their beverage of choice, be it beer or wine. Go on, treat yourself! While you’re at it, take a look at our other popular birthday themes: animalcelebrity and film & TV inspired cards.

P-p-pick up a Kevin doesn't quite have the same ring to it but you can still send your Birthday wishes with this comedy card from Lucilla Lavender.

Kevin The Biscuit?

Ever spent 15 minutes looking for something that was right in front of your face. This Lucilla Lavender card illustrates your frustrations perfectly!

I Can't See The Jam

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You'd feta have the cheesiest birthday imaginable with the help of this seriously punny card by Scribbler.

Cheesiest Birthday Card

Loo roll? Check. Flour? Check. Copious amounts of booze? Fucking Check. This Whale and Bird card is for the panic buyers out there, and the boozers!

Panic Buy

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter FFS

Pfft, William Wallace had it easy! Bet he could still go for a pint of mead with all this pals after Bannockburn. Help them smile through the pain with this funny lockdown inspired Lucy Maggie design.

Never Take Our Freed FFS

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

Fuzzballs might be onto something with this design' perfect for occasions such as birthdays!

Pizza Salad

Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag

Look on the brightside: you may be completely alone on your birthday but at least you don't have to share your cake with anyone! Isolation birthday design by Stormy Knight.

More Cake For You

For a health and fitness fanatic, why not give them some amusing and unconventional new exercises to try for their birthday this year? Designed by Whale & Bird.

Aco-Cardio

Make a wish that the grumpy cat you send this card to will cheer up and enjoy their birthday! Designed by Folio.

Yay Cat

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