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Wine Birthday Cards

For a loved one who’s old like a fine wine, raise a glass and celebrate with one of our hilarious wine themed birthday cards.

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Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

A play on words and a minimal portrait from The Handmaid's Tale feature on this fun card for wine lovers.

Blessed Be The Wine Fruit

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter Ffs

Best friends are really something, an extra special bond, but if they touch that glass of chardonnay the gloves are off!

Best Friends Forever

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The girl on the card has even made her mate a cake but that seems a bit unrealistic. Don't worry about that, she knows she's your best bitch. Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

Bestest Birthday Bitch

We don!t judge here at Scribbler get what you deserve and enjoy it! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cock Hungry Hoe

It!s funny how time changes someone, especially when they used to party like they were a Rockstar. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sneak Out Of Parties

If you see an elderly person napping make sure to check their pule on a regular basis as they may be dead. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

A Birthday Nap

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The Ant to your Dec, the Eddie to your Patsy; spend another year side by side, wreaking havoc with the other half of your double act! Birthday design by King B.

My Partner In Crime

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass

Do your balls hang low do they dangle to your toes can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Growing old is a bitch. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Saggy Balls

If anything, grumpy fuckers need a card more than others because they need at least one thing to cheer them up! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers

This sassy little sausage loves a cocktail! The perfect card for wiener loving cocktail drinkers. Designed by Charli Tait.

Cocktail Sausage

Our kind of queen always has a drink in each hand! Celebrate their birthday down the Queen Vic with this iconic design by Foggish.

Yas Queen

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Time flies when you're pissing your life away! Have a drink and forget the realities of adulthood with this personalisable age birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real

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Sadly these glasses won't help him to see clearly but they'll definitely make his birthday more enjoyable! Designed by Scribbler.

Dad You Need Some Glasses

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