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Wine Birthday Cards

For a loved one who’s old like a fine wine, raise a glass and celebrate with one of our hilarious wine themed birthday cards.

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter FFS

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag

It's always 5pm somewhere am I right? A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Wine Amateur

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know

Wine is also easier to acquire and won't ever disappoint you. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Wine Does That

Do your balls hang low do they dangle to your toes can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? Growing old is a bitch. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Saggy Balls

There comes a point in your life when the cake is replaced by birthday wine, but the best people just have both! Designed by Lucilla Lavender.

Sod The Cake

Probably because she was down a bottle of wine every time, she spoke to someone. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

It Wasn't An Act

It!s funny how time changes someone, especially when they used to party like they were a Rockstar. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sneak Out Of Parties

I mean this goes without saying if you open a bottle and do not finish it you are a bitch. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Finish The Bottle

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Time flies when you're pissing your life away! Have a drink and forget the realities of adulthood with this personalisable age birthday card by Jeffrey & Janice.

Shit's Starting To Get Real

We hear that leopards don't change their spots, so this birthday you should get ready to party twice as hard as last year. Bottoms up! Designed by Sadler Jones.

Party Animal

If you see an elderly person napping make sure to check their pule on a regular basis as they may be dead. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

A Birthday Nap

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One day you're young and beautiful, and the next you're a couple of old bags sharing a bottle on the sofa. It happens to us all! Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

How The Fuck

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A supportive friend always keeps up with her bestie, drink for drink, even if she'll REALLY pay for it in the morning! Birthday design by King B.

My Liver Hates You

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