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Wine Birthday Cards

For a loved one who’s old like a fine wine, raise a glass and celebrate with one of our hilarious wine themed birthday cards.

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Mother hood actually starts the first time you mutter ffs under your breath. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mutter Ffs

It!s funny how time changes someone, especially when they used to party like they were a Rockstar. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Sneak Out Of Parties

This sassy little sausage loves a cocktail! The perfect card for wiener loving cocktail drinkers. Designed by Charli Tait.

Cocktail Sausage

Being a drunken old hoe bag has never been more in! Go Feminism!! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Drunken Old Hoebag

It's always 5pm somewhere am I right? A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Wine Amateur

If you see an elderly person napping make sure to check their pule on a regular basis as they may be dead. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

A Birthday Nap

Their age may be forever changing but the thing that follows them around is still in tip top shape. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Mighty Fine Ass

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Send this personalised birthday card to a miserable old b*stard and see if he'll crack a smile. Maybe after the 7th drink? Designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Grumpy Fuckers Deserve A Card

Wine is also easier to acquire and won't ever disappoint you. A card designed by Brainbox Candy.

Wine Does That

This funny prosecco gecko card is perfect to give to a friend or family member who enjoys a pun and a cheeky drink! Great for any celebratory occasion!

Prosgecko

Probably because she was down a bottle of wine every time, she spoke to someone. A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

It Wasn'T An Act

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Picnic in the park? More like piss-up in wherever the hell you end up! Where are we again? Personalised birthday design by Jeffrey & Janice.

One Of The Classiest Bitches I Know

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The perfect Jeffrey & Janice card to personalise and send to your favourite gal on her birthday. Hopefully it'll get a wine-induced giggle!

Fantastic Bitch

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The Ant to your Dec, the Eddie to your Patsy; spend another year side by side, wreaking havoc with the other half of your double act! Birthday design by King B.

My Partner In Crime

This card includes everything it takes to make a birthday great! A card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Bring It The Fuck On

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A supportive friend always keeps up with her bestie, drink for drink, even if she'll REALLY pay for it in the morning! Birthday design by King B.

My Liver Hates You

We don!t judge here at Scribbler get what you deserve and enjoy it! A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Cock Hungry Hoe

Our kind of queen always has a drink in each hand! Celebrate their birthday down the Queen Vic with this iconic design by Foggish.

Yas Queen

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The girl on the card has even made her mate a cake but that seems a bit unrealistic. Don't worry about that, she knows she's your best bitch. Personalised design by Jeffrey & Janice.

Bestest Birthday Bitch

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