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Rude Birthday Cards

Want to make fun of a seriously old specimen with the rudest birthday card ever? You've come to the right place! Be warned: these offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted...

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cheeky birthday card

Birthday Suit Female Card
Another great Birthday card designed by Banterking

30 And Still A Dickhead Card
Send this foxy Birthday card by Jolly Awesome to your friends on any occasion.

Fox Shit Up Card
We all know a badass but this is the baddest of them all. This Birthday card from How Funny is perfect for the badass in your life.

Bad Ass Card
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He may be a fucking twat, but he's your fucking twat! Call out your Fiance with the help of this rude Scribbler birthday card.

Fiance You Fucking Twat Card
Send this Brainbox Candy Birthday card and define the word hobby: An activity done regularly in one's leisure time for pleasure. Unfortunately as much as you love them, cock and drinking don't count!

Real Hobby Card
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Make your recipient laugh about his advancing age with this funny and cheeky caption card by the Comedy Card Company

Old Bastard Card
Wish them a very happy birthday with this brilliant card.

Willy Gay Card
This funny October birthday card features a cactus illustration and the phrase "Only pricks are born in October" on the front.

Prick October Birthday Card
Possibly one of the only benefits of getting old is you probably don't need to remember all the rubbish

The Older I Get The Less I Give A Fuck Card
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Whether you're celebrating a birthday or anniversary, ensure your boyfriend has a truly magical day with this cheeky Scribbler card.

Boyfriend Horny Animal Card
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Yeah, you don't sound like you give you give a fuck. Wish them a happy fucking birthday with this Dean Morris card featuring a photo upload of your choice.

Happy Fucking Birthday Card
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Do they have the best bum you've ever seen? Then this photo-upload card by Scribbler and let them know how you feel this Valentine's.

I Love Your Arse Card
Best friends are really something, an extra special bond, but if they touch that glass of chardonnay the gloves are off!

Best Friends Forever Card
This crazy Tillovision Christmas card is laugh out loud funny and ridiculously rude - look away kids, the wheelie bins are having a moment!

Fucking Rubbish Christmas Card
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: I???ve always thought this card was very meta considering some of the filth that I put out on a regular basis. Being a fan of vintage greeting cards too this is a brilliant image to find.

Tosser On Card
If your mum is a gindependent woman, wish her happy birthday with this card by Tillovision - it's a real tonic.

Happy Birthday Mum Card
An adult's birthday wish list!

Birthday Cock Card
Let you're friend know they are like vintage wine, the older they are the better?and older they get with this Brainbox Candy Birthday card.

You Just Get Better Card
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Are you the Steve to their Dustin, then let them know you care about them and their birthday with this brilliant card by Scribbler?

Birthday Dipshit Card
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Nice lego set you got there. It would be a shame if someone were to... see it and out you as an absolute weirdo. Just kidding, Lego is great. Designed by Battered Cards

Virgin Venn Diagram Card
If you know....you know! Give the green light to party and send them this Squid Game inspired birthday card.

Squid Games - Happy Birthday Card
Shits is about to get wild on their birthday! Let them know with this card designed by Jolly Awesome!

Shit's About To Get Wild Card
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Wish your loved one a Happy Birthday!

MF Card

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