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Rude Birthday Cards

Want to make fun of a seriously old specimen with the rudest birthday card ever? You've come to the right place! Be warned: these offensive cards are not for the faint-hearted...

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What's better than a big cock for your birthday?

Big Cock Card
Wish your brother a happy birthday with this passive aggressive yet loving card!

To My Brother Card
What better way to wish someone a happy birthday than with a cock fest!

Cock Fest Card
What better way to wish someone a happy birthday than with lots of cock!

Lots Of Cock Card
What better way to wish someone a happy birthday than with this lovely cock!

Nice Cock Card
She might not be as cool, good looking, or successful but you love her all the same!

Sister Card
They might not be as cool, good looking, or successful but you love them all the same!

Inferior Sibling Card
Well, the Birthday card says it all!

No Such Thing As Too Much Cock Card
Tell your Dad you'll always be his little shit with this funny Birthday card.

Dad I'll Always Be Your Little Shit Card
Why wouldn't you want to wish your bestie a happy birthday while simultaneously reminding them to be vigilant with their sexual health? Michael Scott certainly would... Him being the king of all thing inappropriate and all...?

Michael Scott Herpes Birthday Card
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For all the Swifties out there! This hilarious Birthday card has a more realistic feel for those who are feeling a lot older than 22!

Taylor's Knackered Birthday Card
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What's the score Roger? Oh yeah, love! Enter into a love game with this seriously cheeky, tennis inspired birthday card by Scribbler.

Birthday Rogering Card
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Watch out, the bitch is back! Send this gag-worthy, Drag Race inspired Scribbler card to a bad birthday bitch like Miss Ra'Jah O'Hara.

Birthday Bitch Card
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Send the one and only Justin Bieber to hype up a total peach with this music inspired Scribbler Birthday card.

You're Such A Badass Bitch Card
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Send this rude, Line of Duty inspired card to call out a bent copper on their birthday. Designed by Scribbler.

Birthday Wanker Card
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They're also wise, pretty and wise - just like Annie! Make a Shrill fan laugh with this Scribbler Birthday card inspired by the hilarious TV show.

You've Got A Fat Ass And Big Titties Card
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If you love French Bulldogs, this card's for you! Give them an extra special birthday present with this rude Scribbler design.

Shit It's Your Birthday Card
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Give your loved ones and friends a laugh with this fun, floppy disk themed card for birthdays and all occasions.

At Your Age You Must Know About Floppy Disks Card
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Treat em mean, to keep them keen. That's how it's supposed to work anyway. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Anteater Card
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Celebrate another fucking birthday by sending them this fucking card!

No Fucking Change There Then Card
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He may be a massive prick, but he's your massive prick! Call out your husband with the help of this rude Scribbler birthday card.

Husband You Massive Prick Card
This funny July birthday card features a cactus illustration and the phrase "Only pricks are born in July" on the front.

Prick July Birthday Card
A cheeky play on words from the fabulous Mrs Slocombe from 70's sitcom Are You Being served to create an original birthday greeting.

Birthday Pussy Card
Another great Birthday card designed by Banterking

50 And Still A Dickhead Card

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