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Every birthday the countdown gets closer and closer until the inevitable happens. A birthday card designed by Jeffrey & Janice.

Another Year Closer To Mid-Life Crisis Card

Bold and Bright

Some wise words there for their 60th birthday. This card by My World is perfect to send on their special day.

60th Birthday Card

My World

Have a puuurfect 90th birthday with this card designed by CardShit.

90 Birthday Purr-Fect Card

CardShit

Forget Super Sweet 16, didn't anyone tell you that 50 is the new 16? Give them a sugar high with this Cadell Cruse milestone birthday card.

You're 50 Eat Sugar And It Will Be Sweet Card

Cadell Cruse

We can't lie, he's not asked after you once. A cat-lover will appreciate this amusing birthday card by Some Ink Nice.

Happy Birthday From The Cat Card

Some Ink Nice

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Thank god for invisalign The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Walrus' Card

Battered Cards

Send a special uncle birthday wishes with this super fun golf inspired card!

Golf Mad Uncle - Happy Birthday Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

It's the circle of life! Anyone in love with the Lion King and JT is going to love this awesome Chloe Langer Birthday card.

Justin Simbalake Card

Chloe Langer

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All the signs point to an amazing 18th birthday!

Oops You Hit Eighteen Card

Tillovision

Send this funny birthday card to a loved one turning 70! I'm not saying you're old... but if you were a whisky you'd be really expensive!

70 Today You'd Be An Expensive Whisky Card

Poppy And Mabel

Put on your red shoes and dance the blues and have a damn good birthday with this cute card by CardShit.

David Meowie Card

CardShit

Want a real statement Birthday card to show how much you (don't) care? This is it, so send this awesome Redback Birthday card!

This Is Going To Look Rubbish Card

Redback

Send them this funny birthday card designed by Banterking

Happy Birthday, I'm So Glad I Found Someone To Annoy Card

Banterking

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send this coming of age card to your friend

Alarm Card

Phaedra Peer

Wish a fabulous girlfriend a sexy birthday with this super fun colourful card!

Sexy Girlfriend Birthday Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

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We think he should stick 'em where the sun don't shine! Let's hope he's sending this Scribbler Birthday card as a joke.

I Know How Much You Love Ironing Card

Scribbler

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Send your friends and family turning 30 or in their 30's this fun 30's life cocktail recipe birthday card.

30's Life Cocktail Birthday Card

Rosewood Designs

The perfect card for a spooky October birthday. Send this cute ghosts illustration by Jessiemaeve Studio to your boo-tiful friend.

Birthday Boos Card

Jessie Maeve Studio

Wish someone who's face is just FABULOUS a very Happy Birthday!

Birthday Fabulous - Happy Birthday Card

Laura Lonsdale Designs

We know what they say about Octopi, actually not we don't! Raise an eyebrow with this silly Birthday card by Tillovision.

Look Again Card

Tillovision

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Send grandpa this wonderfully punny Scribbler Birthday card to tickle his funny bone and let the good times roll!

Grandpa You're Wheelie Great Card

Scribbler

Inform someone special ever so politely you've noticed their advancing years with this Kate Bush inspired card.

Kate Bush Over The Hill Birthday Card

Poppy Card Designs

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If it's a direct order it would be rude to just ignore it! A personalised Birthday card designed by Tache

Order You To Drink Card

Tache

Send your dad some Father's Day love with this Birthday card designed by Funtz.

Have A Drink On Me Dad Card

Funtz

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