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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Merry as fuck! Send this rude, festive card for christmas!

Merry As Fuck, Rude Christmas Card
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Where's My Hoes At?, Christmas card by Scribbler. If Snoop Dogg was Santa, then would Christmas be held on 420 ? Food for thought. Send this card to wish your favourite ho a Happy Christmas.

Where's My Hoes At? Card
Send Christmas wishes with this hilarious festive card, sympathising with the poor Christmas fairy who has to have it up the bum all through the festive period

'Tis The Season To Put A Tree Up Your Bum Card
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Encourage your son to go easy on the drinks (for once) this Christmas and give his liver a well earned break. Designed by Scribbler.

Son Liver Christmas Card
The nativity has been slightly reimagined by Buddy Fernandez in the cheeky new Naughtivity range. Funny, but sometimes a bit wrong.

Trip Advisor Card
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Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card
The perfect joint card for anyone whose birthday's also close to Christmas and can relate to Jesus' pain. Designed by Buddy Fernandez.

Tight Prick Card
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Poor Mrs Claus, the chimney gets more action than she does! Send this naughty Scribbler card to give someone a giggle at Christmas.

Down A Chimney Crap Christmas Joke Card
Santa Claus has seen Die Hard quite a few times now. This Dean Morris Christmas card is perfect for anyone.

Ho Ho Ho Mother Fucker Card
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Know a Mabel? Add a photo to personalise this rude Dean Morris card and send to someone who likes to let their hair down at Christmas.

Mabel Flash Her Minge Card
Send this hilarious Angry Cat inspired card to the ultimate Grinch this Christmas! Bah humbug!

Merry Fucking Christmas Card
Wish your feline loving friends a merry crapmas with this funny and rude Christmas card. Designed by Studio Boketto.

Merry Crapmas Card
No one likes it when the relatives come knocking on Christmas Day. So just tell them to fuck off with this Dean Morris card!

Go Fuck Yourself Card
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Call your brother out for being a pain in everyone's arse and prepare him for the coal he'll get in his stocking on Christmas Day with this rude Scribbler card.

Brother Naughty Little Shit Christmas Card
Cheeky/rude Christmas card featuring everyone's favorite reindeer Rudolph!

Rude-Olph Card
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What a sweet head he has! Celebrate the true meaning of Christmas with this jokey, nativity themed Scribbler card.

Let Us Adore Him Christmas Card
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Define "nice"! Stage a small rebellion and get huge amounts of satisfaction from sending your annoying brother this Christmas card by Scribbler.

Nice Christmas Card
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Here comes Santa Paws... And look, he's cocked his leg up against the Christmas tree! Make a dog lover laugh with this rude Scribbler card.

Merry Pissmas From The Dog Card
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This Scribbler Christmas card is for those friends that have just been naughty all year round!

Dear Santa Card
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On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me? Celebrate the season with these perky festiv-titties that'll put a smile on anyone's face. Designed by Scribbler.

Shake Your Tits Card
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This Scribbler Christmas card is perfect for that ungrateful Mother!

Merry Christmas Mother Fucker Card
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He's reading his list, he's checking it twice? And yep, you're definitely still a cunt! Gently break the unsurprising news with this seriously rude Christmas card by Scribbler.

Santa's List Again This Year
This rude Christmas card shows Santa at his filthy best. Naughty, naughty St. Nicholas.

Empty Sack Card
Naughty rudolph, he just can't resist a big ol' carrot! Someone who lives near Baskingstoke will really love this festive shoutout. Designed by Tillovision.

Back Garden Near Basingstoke Card

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