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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Send a clear message this year with this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Don't Touch My Fucking Gin Card
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Send your partner a funny reminder you won't give him blue baubles this Christmas!

Blue Balls Christmas Card
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Basic Bitch Christmas by Scribbler. Don't mince your words with this blunt, basic bitch Christmas card.

Basic Bitch Christmas Card
Problematic? Absolutely. But a chance to get a peck on the cheek from somebody you have no chance with in real life? You bet your ass.

Mistletoe Ugly Card
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Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Send this brilliantly cheeky Christmas card to a dirty minded individual. Designed by Scribbler.

Fancy You Snowman Christmas Card
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Folded Piece Of Paper, Christmas card by Scribbler. They're getting a card so they can't complain can they? Make them laugh with this hilarious Christmas card.

Folded Piece Of Paper Card
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Never is dad more happy than when he's giving the Christmas turkey a good stuffing! Designed by Scribbler.

Dad Turkey Fucker Christmas Card
Celebrate the best christmas in the hole entire world with this card designed by CardShit.

Best Christmas In The Hole World Card
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Give this Scribbler card to a Mum who's already totally over it and hopefully she'll be laughing through the tears this Christmas.

Christmas Dinner Mum Card
Festive Ginger Nuts Card. Send your friend this Funny Christmas card by Adam Regester Design

Festive Ginger Nuts Card
Christmas Card designed by Totally Mailed It

The Only Gift You Need Card
The age old question that we're all still wondering, Gary? Best to just accept that he's the son of God and move on ey! Christmas design by Buddy Fernandez.

Leave It Gary Card
Send this cheeky Rumble Cards design to get a special someone excited for a big package on Christmas morning and get yourself put on Santa's naughty list!

I Have A Big Package For You Card
An adult wish list for Christmas!

Cock For Christmas Card
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Muffin is awfully hostile for such a cute looking dog! Let them know Muffin doesn't wish them a Merry Christmas with this silly Do Something David card.

This Is Muffin Card
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Send WARM wishes this season with this crochet Peter heater, Tallywhacker Toaster, Jimmy Jacket, Winter Willy Warmer Christmas card.

Chilly Willy Season Card
Send this hilarious card to your partner to let them know that the pigs in blankets won't be the only sausage they're getting this Christmas!

Pigs In Blankets Card
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How did that happen? I swear it was only just Christmas last year! Designed by Scribbler.

Holly Shit Card
Christmas is that season of goodwill to everyone and remember giving is much better than receiving. Sod that...we all like a nice big present!

Piss Off These Are Mine Card
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Take this opportunity to call someone a dickhead but in the most exotic and festively appropriate way. Christmas card designed by Scribbler.

Feliz Navidickhead Card
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Got a family member who doesn't know when to call it a night? Then send them this hilarious Christmas card by Do Something David.

Four Words Card
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A cheeky Whale & Bird card for the person who's been eyeing up your package in anticipation for Christmas. Don't ruin the surprise, you'll end up on the naughty list!

Eyes Of My Sack Card
We've all got a special name for our best friend (there's one!) so instead of just sending a Christmas card to your friend, why not send it to them and their Candy Cane (and another!) too.

Merry Christmas To You And Your Card
Do you get mad when neighbours ask you in for a mince pie? Who doesn't have their own? A funny Modern Toss Christmas card for anyone.

Mince Pie Card

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