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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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Yes of course I'll come to your wedding, and terrorise the evening buffet before anyone else can get near it. Designed by Battered Cards

Buffet Venn Diagram Card
There are plenty perils of being a lobster. One, is the crushing reality that you must mate for life with the first lobster you see. Maybe that's how you met your partner. Maybe this is the card for you, then.

The Lobsters Card
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Some people come into your life and it feels like a gift. Maybe you know someone like that. Or maybe you don't. Designed by Battered Cards

You Are A Gift Card
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I ain't no Stephen Hawking, but I think another big bang is on the horizon. Saddle up, baby. Designed by Battered Cards

Big Bang Valentines Card
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Nice lego set you got there. It would be a shame if someone were to... see it and out you as an absolute weirdo. Just kidding, Lego is great. Designed by Battered Cards

Virgin Venn Diagram Card
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Thank god for invisalign The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Walrus' Card
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Treat em mean, to keep them keen. That's how it's supposed to work anyway. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Anteater Card
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Forehead, fivehead, sixhead? Even if they're a sevenhead, this is the perfect card for them. Designed by Battered Cards

You've Got A Big Forehead Card
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Do caterpillars know that they're about to become a beautiful butterfly? Who knows. But it's some beauty sleep, that's for sure. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Butterfly Card
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Back in the good old days, there was just two HDMI ports. Designed by Battered Cards

Old People Venn Diagram Card
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Once you hit 30, it's game over. And once you realise the Lidl bakery is discounted after 7pm, say goodbye to a good BMI. Designed by Battered Cards

30th Birthday Venn Diagram Card
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The real cost of living is having to see you walk about with that makeup. Designed by Battered Cards

Eyebrows Venn Diagram Card
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We see that cucumber, and we raise you an aubergine. Designed by Battered Cards

Veggie Venn Diagram Card
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Whoever decided they should be called sperm whales have a lot to answer for. Creep. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Whale Card
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Maybe walking sideways is the key to life. Maybe it makes everything faster, better, more fun. Or maybe crabs are just stupid. No one will ever know for certain. The Animals range designed by Battered Cards

The Crabs Card
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What happens in Amsterdam stays in Amsterdam. And what happens in the zoo gets caught on CCTV and gets you in trouble with animal charities. Designed by Battered Cards

Cougar Venn Diagram Card
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Everything about Santa is red and white, excpet the little blue pills in his drawer at the North Pole that Ms Claus doesn't know about but highly suspects he has, given he is about 1000 years old. Designed by Battered Cards

Santa's Little Helpers Card
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Congratulations! They have just given away 50% of everything they make in exchange for the chance to wear a suit and choose the flavour of a cake. Better remind them. Designed by Battered Cards.

You're Engaged! You Idiot Card
Do you know two gingers that are constantly going at it? Then this is probably the card for them. Designed by Battered Cards

The Foxes Card
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0% interest over 4 years is something my finances would kill for. RIP relationships. Designed by Battered Cards

Banks Venn Diagram Card
Penguins are often far right. They're also far south, because that's where the Pole is. Designed by Battered Cards

The Penguins Card
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Stop it, gran. It wasn't nice last year and it isn't any better this time around either. You're scaring the children. Designed by Battered Cards

Christmas Stockings Card
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Sometimes it's hard to put into words what someone means to you. Numbers though, that's a lot easier. Designed by Battered Cards

Words Can't Express How Much I Love You Card
Do you have a lobster in your life? Yes? Buy this card. No? Sorry Designed by Battered Cards

The Lobsters Card

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