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I Do Not Careds Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Let's hope no one has an allergy because this party is about to go NUTS. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for the Rocher-Nosher in your life.

Ferrero Rocher

Who needs a pin badge when you can four badgers? This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for pun/badger lovers!

Cards With Badges

Sometimes you gotta just say it how it is. This cheeky card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for that absolute fucker.

Happy Birthday Fucker

Birthdays don't get happier than this, quite frankly! So, tell it like it is with this funny birthday card by I Do Not Careds.

Happy Fucking Birthday

Somehow Robin didn't get the upgrade, and I sense a tad bit of jealousy. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any superhero fanboy!

Batman And Robin

These guys really know how to party! This classical card from I Do Not Careds will make them laugh!

Shots

No matter how strong you are, poop will always win. I think Socrates said that. Make them laugh with this hilarious card from I Do Not Careds.

Eddie Hall

The secret is, he adds a little smoked paprika and almost a full tub of butter. He knows how to mash. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for potato and hulk lovers alike.

Hulk's Mash

I pity the fool that doesn't laugh at this card. This card from I Do Not Careds is part of the card A-Team.

BA Flight

Every time you're neeeaaarrrr. Make your other half laugh and sing with this hilarious card from I Do Not Careds.

Birds

The real question is why did this guy need a shark in the first place - and where can I get one. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any pun lover or loan shark that you want to send a card to.

Loan Sharks

We've always wondered about this but the logic adds up! Make them laugh with this hilarious and darn cute card from I Do Not Careds.

Cat Lives

This brings a whole new meaning to that Steve Miller Band song. Know someone who loves a space bar? No? Well pretty much anyone will love this card from I Do Not Careds.

Space Cowboy

The ultimate accessory, you can dress it up or down and you don't need to book an uber. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any Ashton Kutcher/pun lover in your life!

Dude Wears My Car

WHO DOESN'T LIKE VIENNETTA? IT IS MADE BY THE GOD'S THEMSELVES. This card from I Do Not Careds is perfect for any fussy eaters out there.

Viennetta

We've all had a shit card with a footballer or flowers on, at least this one is honest about it. Make them laugh with this hilarious card from I Do Not Careds.

Happy Birthday Darren

Know someone with an absurd sense of humour? Then this I Do Not Careds card will be perfect for them.

Take Fish For A Walk

All dove's care about is world peas. Spread some peas with this hilarious card from I Do Not Careds.

Peas

Don't mess with Nanna, she is on top of her emoji game. Make them laugh with this hilariously irreverent card from I Do Not Careds.

Poo Emoji

All they want is a pupper that doesn't have teeth on the outside of it's face, is that too much to ask Santa? Make them laugh with this hilarious Christmas card from I Do Not Careds.

Normal Puppy

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