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Another year, same old sh*t. Spread your Christmas pessimism with this design by Dean Morris.

Same Shit Card
Send this hilarious Dean Morris Birthday card to someone who can take a good joke, especially if they really are a bellend!

The Man, The Myth, The Bellend Card
How fantastic? Bloody fantastic! And don't worry, we all know you learned the swearing from her. Dean Morris Birthday card tells it like it is.

Bloody Fantastic Card
Send this Dean Morris card to someone who couldn?t give a shit about Christmas!

Fuck This Shit Card
To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Occasionally when I find an image the punchline will sometimes present itself almost immediately. This best-selling card was definitely one of them and it's subsequently appeared on coasters, magnets, mugs, gift wrap and more. I think this cat speaks for all cats

This Cat Card
Officially an adult! Send this Dean Morris Birthday card to someone who can no longer us their age as an excuse.

Who's 21 Card
Drunken Whore, by Dean Morris Cards.Consider yourself a drunken whore and want to say happy birthday to another one? This is the exact card for you.

Drunken Whore Card
Send your friends this rude Dean Morris card on their birthday.

Rude Birthday Card
Depending on what you like, this could be a disgraceful act or an act of brilliance! Explain the salty taste with this naughty Dean Morris Christmas card!

I've Jizzed In You Mince Pies Card
Mother You're A Drunk, by Dean Morris Birthday cards. She loves a glass of wine, or gin ? or any alcohol to be honest! This is the perfect Birthday card for your tipple loving mother on Mother's Day.

Mother You're A Drunk Card
Cliched Father's Day Card. But all Dad's love golf, football, gardening and beer, don't they? For a brilliant Dad who doesn't fit in any mould, have a laugh with this Dean Morris Father's Day card. This green card says Cliched Father's Day Card and has a drawing of two retro men playing golf.

Cliched Father's Day Card
Send this Dean Morris birthday card to a pensioner who'll soon need a walker to get about? Well your 40's are a difficult decade!

Hip Hip Replacement Card
Happy Birthday Cocksucker, by Dean Morris Cards. The insults just prove how much you love them. Show them you care with this sweet (and crude) birthday card.

Happy Birthday Cocksucker Card
Well, now we know what's filling her stockings. Hilarious Dean Morris Christmas card, perfect for a Mum who likes a festive tipple.

Blind Drunk Card
Holy Crap! You're Old! There's no other way to say it: they're getting really old. Let Dean Morris help you blurt it out quickly.

Holy You're Crap Old Card
Send this ballsy Dean Morris card to a man in your life this Christmas and get him to deliver the goods!

Jingle Bollocks Card
That's TRUE LOVE right there. We find the one that we can do this with you want to keep them.

Not Going Into The Other Room To Fart Card
Does gin keep your Mum going? Then send her this Dean Morris Mother's Day card!

Mother Needs Gin Card
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Here's a loud and proud birthday card with the sole intention of making birthdays fabulous again.

Make Birthdays Fabulous Again Card
Wish your boyfriend a Happy Birthday with this awesome card by Dean Morris.

Boyfriend Birthday Card
Do you have a friend who blames their utterly embarrassing behaviour on the alcohol, and not because they drank 15 Proseccos in 20 minutes and started twerking on top of a table? Well, this Dean Morris Birthday card is for them!

Prosecco Made Me Do It Card
Send this rude word search to that one friend who is an absolute... (well they'll have to find it).

Rude Word Search Card
Piss Off Kids. If your Dad shows his affection in a very unaffectionate way, make him uncomfortable with this show of love on Father's Day. Retro inspired design by Dean Morris. This multi-coloured Father's Day card says Piss Off Kids and has a drawing of a retro family.

Piss Off Kids Card
And they say size doesn't matter. The Dean Morris card for the well-hung romantic.

Enormous Cock Card

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