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Dean Morris Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Honesty is always the best policy. How lucky that Dean Morris has the perfect card to explain your RSVP.

A Big Wank

Send this silly Dean Morris on their birthday and make them laugh!

Big Gay

Probs best to toss it in the bin in that case! Say happy birthday with this hilarious Dean Morris card and let them know just because you're a vegan, you still have a damn good sense of humour.

Vegan Birthday Cake

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Nothing like a spot of casual blasphemy to provide a humour Birthday, Christmas or Easter greeting

Out Of My Way Bitches

Let them know what happens when they're around with this naughty Valentine's card from Dean Morris.

Pussy All Excited

When it hasn't been your day, week, month, or even year! Send this comforting Dean Morris card to a friend who's always there for you when life gets sh*t.

Everything Is Shit

You guys are the real life version of the two girls dancing emoji: f*cking fabulous! Wish a happy birthday to your always dance partner and forever friend with this Dean Morris card.

Someone As Amazing As Me

So many occasions, so many twats. Dean Morris has the perfect card, so make a start and tell them all.

You're A Twat

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck my dick

Gin and wine - possibly the two best words in the English language and the only ones making note of in a conversation! Send this brilliant Dean Morris card on any occasion.

Blah Blah Gin

Send this great Birthday card by Dean Morris to the camp little sausage in your life.

Camp

Say the C-word without actually saying it with this hilarious Dean Morris card.

Tuesday

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: A list of rude words on a card, first launched in 2007. Still quite an effective design and happy to still be selling these.

Fuck, Bollocks, Wank

I think everyone's spirit animal is gin! Would you want your spirit animal to be anything else?! Send this Dean Morris card on their birthday and be sure to treat them to a bottle of gin!

Spirit Animal

To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Another early card and still a best seller, and another one popular with frequent flyers. Over the years this has become my mantra.

Look Like I Fly Economy

There are two types of people, those who live, laugh and love and others who bitch, swear and drink. Be the latter, always. Let your friends know great minds think alike with this brilliant card by Dean Morris.

Bitch Swear Drink

Didn't know what insult to use? Well, this covers them all! Happy Birthday from Dean Morris.

Happy Birthday Insults

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit on my face

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