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Dean Morris Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs) maybe send them this card, just so that they know.

Today Is All About You

I've heard it was more like 9, either way if there's a c*** in your life this might be a wonderful Birthday card for them. Even more if they love cats.

8 out of 10 Cats

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit On My Face

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Didn't know what insult to use? Well, this covers them all! Happy Birthday from Dean Morris.

Happy Birthday Insults

This Brainbox Candy card has a menu of very? colourful cocktails. Send this to a cocktail lover you know.

Cocktail Menu

Some days you just can't decide between arsebadger and shitnubbin. This delightfully rude birthday card makes sure you'll always have a perfect swear word at hand.

Favourite Swear Word

This Dean Morris card is perfect for your friend for any occasion but remind them you give zero fucks about it.

Zero Fucks Given

Someone this damn sexy certainly deserves a Valentine's Card. Just who will you send it too?

I Love You You Sexy Beast

Cat's couldn't give two shits whether you've aged or not, just feed them and get on with it! Send a fellow cat-owner this hilarious Dean Morris card from their cat.

Birthday Cat

Well who would send such a thing...?!? You probably..

What Kind Of Deviant

So many occasions, so many twats. Dean Morris has the perfect card, so make a start and tell them all.

You're A Twat

Don't be shy we've all done it. Maybe don't be quite so enthusiastic as this merry bunch of OAP's though

Hands Up In The Pool

Well she is tossing a salad so there's nothing absolutely rude about this card, unless the recipient is a tosser of course .

Happy Birthday Tosser

Here's Some Gratuitous Man Flesh For Your Birthday. A muscular birthday card by Dean Morris. Perfect for steaming up the glasses of a single friend or family member.

Gratuitous Man Flesh

You guys are the real life version of the two girls dancing emoji: f*cking fabulous! Wish a happy birthday to your always dance partner and forever friend with this Dean Morris card.

Someone As Amazing As Me

Happy Birthday Sexy Wifey. A great birthday card for the sexy lady on your arm.  A brilliant Dean Morris card for your gorgeous other half. Now pretend you noticed her new hair style.

Sexy Wifey

Celebrate the royal Jubilee and be your own queen for the day! Send this Dean Morris card to a royal friend of yours.

Queen For The Day

A slight amendment (some would say explanation) to a classic Leonardo Da Vinci painting. A great general card from Dean Morris for a birthday, anniversary or even Valentine's Day.

Mona Lisa

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