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Dean Morris Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need via the filters or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

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To mark Dean Morris Cards 20th Birthday, we've spoke to the man himself and he has this to say about that card: Nothing like a spot of casual blasphemy to provide a humour Birthday, Christmas or Easter greeting

Out Of My Way Bitches

Some days you just can't decide between arsebadger and shitnubbin. This delightfully rude birthday card makes sure you'll always have a perfect swear word at hand.

Favourite Swear Word

Don't be shy we've all done it. Maybe don't be quite so enthusiastic as this merry bunch of OAP's though

Hands Up In The Pool

Do you have that one friend where everything has to revolve around them, even if it's your Birthday!? Next time it's your birthday (or theirs) maybe send them this card, just so that they know.

Today Is All About You

Well, I guess there's nothing else to say really. Don't beat about the bush, send this Dean Morris card now.

Suck My Dick

Self-Centred Macho Prick, by Dean Morris Cards. Body-conscious doesn?t even cover it. Send this birthday card to the mullet in your life.

Self-Centred Macho Prick

Send this Dean Morris card and remind them exactly what Christmas is all about.

Loads Of Money

It's always nice when you find a friend that you can bitch with 24/7! Let your bestie know how happy you are to be friends with this hilarious Dean Morris card.

Both Bitchy

So many occasions, so many twats. Dean Morris has the perfect card, so make a start and tell them all.

You're A Twat

Here's a jolly old birthday card for someone who's just blossomed into a fine man, well far better than the dick that they used to be. I'm sure they'll appreciate the sentiment.

Grown Into A Great Man

Send this Dean Morris card to a friend of yours who wants to dance the night away on their birthday.

Gusset

Is 'ask your Mum' the soundtrack to your childhood? Then let you Dad know with this silly Father's Day card by Dean Morris.

Ask Your Mum

I Love You Dad, You Old Fucker. A heart-warming, if rude, birthday or Father's Day card by Dean Morris for your beloved ageing daddy. He does already know that word, doesn't he?

Old Fucker

Some people just need reminding that they're getting on a bit. Sometimes elasticated trousers, readers Digest subscriptions, and crows feet are not evidence enough.

You Old Bastard

Add A Photo
Send your love to your favourite penis with this romantic Dean Morris design. Don't try and upload a dick pic here, we know what you dirty lot are like.

I Heart Your Penis Photo Upload

Tell it like it is with this hilarious card by Dean Morris.

You Are Very Very Gay

Mmm doughnuts! This rather raunchy design from Dean Morris Cards is ideal for any couple with a great sense of humour.

Sit On My Face

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