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Cunning Linguist Cards

Buy the perfect card for any occasion or individual here at Scribbler - send a funny, cheesy or downright rude card and make their day. Find exactly what you need with the filters above or search by designer for even more inspiration. If you order before 2pm, we'll dispatch on the same day too. Sorted!

Do you think they might be milking it for the attention? They probably are, so send them this hilarious get well soon card by Cunning Linguist.

You Lying Shit

They are 30 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Thirty Still A Twat

They are 50 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Fifty Still A Twat

They are 40 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Forty Still A Twat

Fuck the occasion! This card by Cunning Linguist is perfect for anything.

Happy Fucking Whatever

We all know one, and they've definitely let you know 98726 times that they're a vegan! So, get them this hilarious Cunning Linguist card and let them know you've got the message!

Vegan Wanker

Have there ever been a more romantic phrase than 'cheeky finger blast'? Let them know that romance isn't dead with this hilarious Cunning Linguist card.

Cheeky Finger Blast

There's nothing fun about the working world, let's face it. But maybe you can put a smile on their face with this new job card by Cunning Linguist.

New Job Wanker

OK, so if you send this hilarious Cunning Linguist bon voyage card, they might get the impression that it's possible you're a little jealous!

Bon Voyage Tosser

They are 21 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Twenty One Still A Twat

Lovingly let your friend know that although they might spend more time horizontal you still love them with this hilarious card by Cunning Linguist.

Happy Birthday Slut

Know someone who lives and breathes everything unicorn? Then this card by Cunning Linguist might be the one for them!

Mother Fucking Unicorn

They are 18 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Eighteen Still A Twat

Getting a new car is great, but if the car is a flashy number with a tonne of pointless features then it's safe to say the person that bought it is a wanker! So, let them know with this new car card by Cunning Linguist.

New Car Wanker

If they are marrying him they better be ready to have the same dick forever. An engagement card designed by Cunning Linguist.

He Finally Proposed

They are only going to become more of a twat through the rest of their teenage years. A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Sixteen Still A Twat

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