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They are 50 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Fifty Still A Twat Card
Let them know that you are not a fan of their fianc?e with this engagement card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Getting Married Card
Congratulate a couple on their totally cliche and predictable Christmas engagement with this design by Cunning Linguist.

How Romantic Card
Tell that someone special they're the only one in your wank bank and how could they not fall head over heels? Designed by Cunning Linguist.

I Love To Card
Arse man? Send your partner this cheeky Valentine's card by Cunning Linguist and let them know their bum has super powers.

Your Bum Gives Me Card
Do you think they might be milking it for the attention? They probably are, so send them this hilarious get well soon card by Cunning Linguist.

You Lying Shit Card
Know someone who claims they're going to quit on a daily basis? Have they said it so much that you thought they already had? Then this Cunning Linguist leaving card is perfect!

I Thought You'd Already Left Card
Give the gift of anal this Valentine's Day with this seriously romantic Valentine's Day card by Cunning Linguist.

Roses Are Red Card
You have zero faith in them but you still wish them the best of luck. A card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Good Luck Card
They are 18 and they are still a twat? Will they ever change? A birthday card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Eighteen Still A Twat Card
If that doesn't scream love, I don't know what does! Let them know just what they do to you with this hilarious anniversary card by Cunning Linguist.

Give Me A Wide On Card
Let them know the reason you messed up is that you're a cunt with this sorry card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Sorry I'm Such A Cunt
Have there ever been a more romantic phrase than 'cheeky finger blast'? Let them know that romance isn't dead with this hilarious Cunning Linguist Anniversary card.

Cheeky Finger Blast Card
Twat and trace? Nah that'll never catch on! Make up for their shit birthday this year and cheer someone up with this hilariously rude design by Cunning Linguist.

Stop The Spread
This might be the most sarcastic way to say congratulations! If they're as sarcastic as this Birthday card by Cunning Linguist then it's prefect for them!

Whoop De Fucking Do Card
Tell them to buckle up buttercup and get well soon with this hilariously naughty card by Cunning Linguist.

Get Well Soon Card
They may have achieved something but they are still an arrogant tosser! A congratulations card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Well Done You Arrogant Tosser Card
Your friend got so lonely that they settled for that? Yikes. An engagement card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Oh You Settled Card
They have their nose so far up their teachers arse they're only going to be able to smell shit for the next 2 years. A congratulations card designed by Cunning Linguist.

Fucking Brown Nose Card
Congratulate a couple on their totally cliche and predictable Valentine's engagement with this design by Cunning Linguist.

How Romantic Card
We don't want to say that you're punching but he's bloody gorgeous! Send a compliment to your fave guy with this Cunning Linguist card.

Beautiful Bastard Card
Lovingly let your friend know that although they might spend more time horizontal you still love them with this hilarious Birthday card by Cunning Linguist.

Happy Birthday Slut Card
This one from Cunning Linguist is perfect to send to someone who can laugh about their man boobs!

Happy Birthday Bitch Tits Card
Let your partner know you're dying to see how they taste with this naughty Valentine's design by Cunning Linguist.

I Want To Lick Card

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