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Say no to bog-standard and boring, spit in the face of traditional and get ready to usher in a new era of greeting cards. Scribbler is proud to be home to the rudest and funniest cards around and you can find our entire collection right here, so you don’t miss a thing!

This selection includes our Birthday, Anniversary and Thinking of You cards, as well as seasonal must-haves like Father's Day,  Christmas and Valentine's cards. Browse hundreds of unique designs for every possible occasion and find that perfect card to surprise and delight the one you love.

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When you get to the age where having birthday plans with friends gets in the way of your preferred past time of sitting at home doing f*ck all. Designed by Do Something David.

Loved The Wonderful Gifts Card
So, fucking old is an understatement for the number that they are reaching. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

So Fucking Old Card
How can you wish this upon someone? Paper cuts are the worst they sting like a bitch! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Hope The Envelope Card
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Oh well done you! Celebrate this impressive achievement with the sincerest of Birthday cards by Do Something David.

40 Today Card
They're a massive wanker and don't ever let them forget it with this card designed by Do Something David perfect for birthdays.

Wanker Card
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Ooh check them! Make sure your friend knows you've really pushed the boat out for their birthday this year. Designed by Do Something David.

Ooooh A Personalised Card
Not only would they be the mayor they would be the government the police force and the civilians! A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Town Called Cock Card
At least wait until after your birthday to admit you have a problem, because then you can at least enjoy your day. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Ruin Your Birthday Card
Ask them if they know any people that you can send this awesome Do Something David card perfect for birthdays.

Special Friends Card
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Sounds like a normal Christmas in my house! Know someone with a dog who'll do just that? Then send this hilarious Do Something David Christmas card.

Then Fart On You Card
And she calls it Clap For C*nts! Thank him for spending 24/7 at home and still managing to do the bare minimum with this funny Do Something David card.

Slow Claps Card
They have reached the point where they do not deserve anymore presents Birthday cards however are a different story! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

No Present This Year Card
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Clearly, Santa has more manners than this grumpy old fart, no wonder she was kissing Santa! A very naughty Christmas design created by Do Something David.

Saw Grandma Kissing Santa Claus Card
What do they think they're doing being all healthy and shit weird bastards! A Birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Close The Curtains Card
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Accuse your colleague of constantly finding any excuse to bring cake into work, the monster! She's had three birthdays this year already. Designed by Do Something David.

Not Even Birthday Cake Card
Christmas caroling for the Tik Tok generation... Make sure there's plenty of ho, ho, hos in the house with this hilarious retro design by Do Something David.

Wet Ass Pussy Card
With the accuracy of VAR, I would be surprised if they made the right decision here to be honest. A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Don't Think You Look Older Card
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Send this Do Something David card to a brutally honest friend who you dread buying Birthday presents for. A gift voucher it is then!

Extremely Gracious Birthday Card
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Know a moody teenager that would probably *not* appreciate this birthday card? Perfect! Designed by Do Something David.

Same Wish Every Year Card
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This adorable panda wouldn't lie! Whatever you do, PLEASE don't accidentally buy this Do Something David card for your baby niece on her birthday.

Motherfucking Piece Of Shit Card
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Knock your mate down a few pegs with this Do Something David birthday card. Who can be mad at this adorable kitten?!

Wanker Card
You may not have gotten them a present but you aren't enough of a bastard to not get them a card, are you? A birthday card designed by Do Something David.

Guess Who Got You Fuck All Card
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Christ, talk about having one foot in the grave already! Congratulate someone on reaching this half a century milestone to really brighten their day. Designed by Do Something David.

50 Today Card
Take the piss out of your favourite vegan at Christmas with this funny design by Do Something David.

Merry Christmas Vegan Scum Card

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