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You’ve pulled a name… Now what?! Whether you’re doing Secret Santa with colleagues, mates or family this year, say no to playing it safe and take this opportunity to give someone the cheekiest, quirkiest and most memorable Christmas gift (within budget, that is) – remember, they need never know it’s you! Haven’t got a clue? We’ve got you!

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The ball busting stress reliever. Calm yourself down with these soft and durable testicles. Funny gift for both men and womenSurprisingly realistic!. Something driving you nuts? Time to squeeze the life out of these crown jewels. Our stressticles provide instant, satisfying stress relief for every type of situation. Cards and gifts are sent separately. Please view our Delivery page for more details on Gift processing and delivery times.

Stressticles Stress Ball

£4.99

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A big fuck you to single-use plastic!. Black slogan tote bag. Call out the plastic lovers. Printed in the UK. 100% Cotton. Don't be a slag and go through a hundred different plastic bags; be green and proud with this stylish black re-usable one! Why not show your love for our planet with this statement tote bag? Don't be afraid to send a message to those less conscious in order to encourage positive change. Sometimes you have to stand out to make a point and there's nothing like a bit of humour to shout about a serious issue! Whether you've cut out plastic yourself, or want to motivate a friend, this is a bag you can commit to for the long-term. Although you can never have too many tote bags, you won't want to leave the house without this one!

Only Slags Tote Bag

£8.99

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Perfect gift for potty mouthed friends and relatives. 100 cards to ‘guide' you through your travels. The filthiest swear words and insults in every language. Ages 18+. Well you don't want to be that person who always goes abroad and can't communicate with the locals, do you? Keep yourself busy with 100 of the best, weirdest and most wonderful rude words we could find from around the world. Ever wondered how to say ‘Suck my balls bitch' in Nepali? Well here is your chance to learn how to be unbelievably rude to anyone and everyone. You have been warned.

How To Fucking Swear Around The World

£6.99

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Sweary Socks. Take a look at this fabulous Scribbler favourite that your friends and family will love. Treat them (or yourself) to something special for their birthday.

Sweary Socks

£5.99

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I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks. Send them something a little cheeky with this brilliant Scribbler gift and trust us, they won't be disappointed!

I'm A Ray Of Sunshine Socks

£5.99

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An unforgettable smooth, aromatic vodka bursting with citrus zest and fresh herbal notes.<br /><br />Created by multi-awarded master distiller Sion Edwards, new One Vodka features One Gin's signature botanical of fresh sage, plus beautiful zesty citrus notes and a subtle hint of vanilla.<br /><br />One Vodka is bottled at 40%, vegetarian, vegan, and gluten free.

One Vodka

£35.00

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<p>This wonderfully crisp, award winning (Silver at The Gin Masters) fragrant gin is the perfect balance of juniper, fresh sage and crisp russet apple. </p><p>Tapping into the current trend for flavoured gins, but without creating an overly sweet gin, One Gin use the oil from the pip of the russet apple to deliver crisp apple freshness distilled as a London Dry.<br /><br />One Gin is bottled at 43%, vegetarian, vegan, and gluten free</p>

One Gin Crisp Apple

£36.00

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<p>Perfect for those who LOVE all things gin! </p><p>Includes a box of Vanilla Bean marshmallows, a box of Elderflower &amp; London Gin marshmallows, Gin &amp; Tonic Caramel dipping sauce and marshmallow toaster! Naked Masrhmallows Gin lovers gift set comes perfectly presented in a printed kraft gift box and includes a set of bamboo skewers and toasting instruction guide.</p><p>CONTENTS:</p><ul> <li>1 x Vanilla Bean Gourmet Marshmallows </li> <li>1 x Elderflower &amp; London Gin Marshmallows </li> <li>1 x Marshmallow toaster </li> <li>1 x Gin &amp; Tonic caramel sauce </li> <li>8 x Bamboo skewers </li> <li>1x Toasting instruction card Beautifully gift boxed. </li> <li>Everything you need to live a gin lovers dream. </li></ul><p><strong>Please note that this product is fulfilled by our partner Naked Marshmallow and therefore will be sent separately to our other cards and gifts.</strong></p><p>INGREDIENTS:Vanilla Bean: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Bovine Gelatine (Sulphites), Corn Flour, Icing Sugar, Vanilla Extract (1.4%), Salt. Elderflower &amp; Gin: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Bovine Gelatine (Sulphites), Corn Flour, Icing Sugar, Salt, London Gin (0.4%), Juniper Gin Natural Flavouring (0.2%), Natural Colouring (Spirulina, Safflower), Elderflower Natural Flavouring (0.1%), Cream Of Tartar. Gin &amp; Tonic Caramel Sauce: Double Cream (Milk) (44%), Golden Syrup, Sugar, Tonic Water (6%), Gin (5%).</p>

Gin Lovers Gift Set

£24.00

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<p>Introducing Black Lines Margarita Cocktail&nbsp; - Born in Mexico. Raised in California. </p><p>A modern classic with a kick.</p><ul> <li>LOS ARCOS</li> <li>AGAVE</li> <li>LIME</li> <li>CHILLI&nbsp;</li></ul><p>12.7% ABV Each bottle is 500ML, containing 5 serves at 100ML.</p><p>Spicy Tommy's Margarita contains no allergens. It is Gluten Free and Dairy Free.&nbsp;</p>

Spicy Tommys Margarita Cocktail

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<ul> <li>Must-have for daydreaming or late night talking...</li> <li>Pastel Harry Styles eye mask</li> <li>A fan girl's essential</li> <li>Perfect gift for a die-hard Harry Styles fan</li> <li>Never goes out of style!</li></ul><p>Any Harry Styles girly will absolutely ADORE YOU for getting them this cute, novelty eye mask! Falling asleep will never be the same as it was once you've got this bad boy enhancing your slumber. This padded mask does a great job of blocking out the golden daylight so that you can dream sweet, sweet dreams of the sweet creature that is Harry Styles until it's time for lights up. </p><p>In fact, this eye mask actually has magical powers which will absorb thoughts of Harry from the mask and into your dreams. Facts. Treat people with kindness and gift them this pretty, pastel mask with satin, black ribbon trim - as stylish as the man himself!</p>

Harry Styles Eye Mask

£8.99 £2.24

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Set your year off to a good start with this 2024 Scribbler No Shits Given themed diary

2024 No Sh*ts Given Diary

£7.99

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<ul> <li>Guaranteed happy feet &amp; happy days!</li> <li>Limited edition TRIP CBD gift set</li> <li>Includes wild mint CBD oil &amp; a pair of stylish socks</li> <li>Beautifully presented gift box</li> <li>Ultimate feel-good gift for him!</li></ul><p>Boy, have we got a treat for your feet and your soul! We present to you the limited edition TRIP Socks &amp; CBD Oil Gift Set - for happy feet and happy days! This thoughtful gift is a match made in heaven that'll have you walking on cloud nine while reaching new heights of relaxation.</p><p>First up, we have the cosiest 'Happy Days' socks.&nbsp;Slip these bad boys on and you'll feel like you're walking on marshmallow clouds while wearing a hug on your feet! Made from high quality, organic cotton, these white and blue, ribbed socks give stylish, sporty and retro vibes that'll really elevate your sock game. It's pure comfort, style, and a whole lot of swagger, all rolled into one fabulous pair!<br /><br />But wait, there's more! Paired with the stylish socks is our trusty sidekick: TRIP Wild Mint CBD Oil. This liquid enchantment is like a calming hug for your entire being. Packed with premium CBD goodness, it's the ultimate elixir to melt away stress&nbsp;Simply place a few drops of CBD oil under your tongue and hold for a minute before swallowing - happy days!<br /><br />Imagine the scene:&nbsp;You slip on your socks, open your TRIP WIld Mint CBD Oil, and embark on a journey of relaxation and bliss. Whether you're settling in for a cosy night on the sofa, enjoying a self-care Sunday, or simply need an escape from the hustle and bustle of everyday life, this gift set is your golden ticket to tranquility. </p><p>From the CBD aficionado to the sock lover, the TRIP Socks &amp; CBD Oil Gift Set is the perfect pressie for that special someone in your life who deserves a little pampering and a whole lot of "me time."&nbsp;You don't even need to wrap this one - it's presented beautifully in a matching, cloud-covered gift box and tied with a bow for good measure!<br /><br />Don't miss out on this epic combo of comfort and relaxation. Get your hands (and feet) on this fab gift set 'cos it's time to put your feet up, kick back, and let the TRIP begin!&nbsp;</p><p><strong>This set contains one bottle of 1000MG Wild Mint CBD Oil and one pair of 'Happy Days' socks.</strong></p><p><strong>A full dropper contains approx. 20 drops and 66 MG CBD (STRONG).&nbsp;</strong><strong>Not suitable for children or pregnant women. Zero THC.</strong></p>

TRIP Socks & CBD Oil Gift Set

£35.00 £24.50

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<p>Perfect for those who LOVE all things prosecco!</p><p>Includes a box of a box of Vanilla Bean marshmallows, a box of Raspberry Prosecco marshmallows, Prosecco Caramel dipping sauce and marshmallow toaster! Naked Marshmallows Prosecco lovers gift set comes perfectly presented in a printed kraft gift box and includes a set of bamboo skewers and toasting instruction guide.</p><p>CONTENTS:</p><ul> <li>1 x Vanilla Bean Gourmet Marshmallows </li> <li>1 x Raspberry &amp; Prosecco Gourmet Marshmallows </li> <li>1 x Marshmallow toaster </li> <li>1 x Prosecco caramel sauce </li> <li>8 x Bamboo skewers </li> <li>1x Toasting instruction card </li></ul><p>Everything you need to live a prosecco lovers dream.</p><p><strong>Please note that this product is fulfilled by our partner Naked Marshmallow and therefore will be sent separately to our other cards and gifts.</strong></p><p>INGREDIENTS:Vanilla Bean: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Bovine Gelatine (Sulphites), Corn Flour, Icing Sugar, Vanilla Extract (1.4%), Salt. Raspberry &amp; Prosecco: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Bovine Gelatine (Sulphites), Corn Flour, Icing Sugar, Raspberry Powder (2%), Salt, Finest Italian Prosecco (0.3%) (Sulphites), Raspberry Natural Flavouring (0.2%), Prosecco Natural Flavouring (0.07%). Prosecco Caramel Sauce: Double Cream (Milk) (52%), Golden Syrup, Sugar, Prosecco (5%), Sea Salt.</p>

Prosecco Lovers Gift Set

£24.00

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<p>Experience Double The Delight With Stormtrooper Beers Craft Lager Gift Set.</p><p>This Two Can Do It pack is the perfect gift for craft beer enthusiasts and Star Wars fans alike.</p><p>It features two exceptionally tasty 330 ml cans of 5% ABV Lightspeed Pilsner, paired with a tactical drinking chalice and elegantly presented in a durable and eye-catching gift pack. 2 x 330 ml cans of Lightspeed Pilsner (5% ABV - suitable for Vegans) 1 x 384 ml / 13.5 fl. oz.</p><p>Original Stormtrooper toughened Craft Ale Glass with front and back print &amp; nucleation</p><p>Contains allergens - Malted barley and wheat </p><p>Keep cold, drink fresh </p><p>Brewed by Vocation Brewery</p>

Lightspeed Pilsner Beer Gift Pack

£16.00

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Surprise your loved one with this brilliant Scribbler gift

Ray of F*cking Sunshine Coaster

£3.99

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Big gay socks for your big gay friend! Or a nice, soft, colourful treat for you own big, gay feet. Unisex, adult size 6-11

Big Gay Socks

£5.99

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<p>Perfect for those who LOVE all things salted caramel!</p><p>Includes a box of Vanilla Bean marshmallows, a box of Salted Caramel marshmallows, Salted Caramel dipping sauce and marshmallow toaster! Naked Marshmallows Salted Caramel lovers gift set comes perfectly presented in a printed kraft gift box and includes a set of bamboo skewers and toasting instruction guide.</p><p>CONTENTS:</p><ul> <li>1 x Vanilla Bean Gourmet Marshmallows </li> <li>1 x Salted Caramel Gourmet Marshmallows </li> <li>1 x Marshmallow toaster </li> <li>1 x Salted caramel sauce </li> <li>8 x Bamboo skewers </li> <li>1x Toasting instruction card </li></ul><p>Everything you need to live a salted caramel lovers dream.</p><p><strong>Please note that this product is fulfilled by our partner Naked Marshmallow and therefore will be sent separately to our other cards and gifts.</strong></p><p>INGREDIENTS:Vanilla Bean: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Bovine Gelatine (Sulphites), Corn Flour, Icing Sugar, Vanilla Extract (1.4%), Salt. Salted Caramel: Sugar, Glucose Syrup, Water, Crushed Caramel (3%) (Glucose Syrup, Sugar, Sweetened Condensed Milk, Salted Butter, Salt), Bovine Gelatine (Sulphites), Corn Flour, Icing Sugar, Salt, Caramel Natural Flavouring (0.3%). Salted Caramel Sauce: Double Cream (Milk) (49%), Golden Syrup, Sugar, Sea Salt.</p>

Salted Caramel Lovers Gift Set

£24.00

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Scribbler exclusive Christmas socks A great Secret Santa gift Made from: 77% cotton, 22% polyamide, 1% elastane Unisex size 6-11 These brand-new white and red Christmas themed socks make a humorous edition to gift giving this year. Give them something that will make them laugh out loud with these rude, funny socks. You won�t find socks quite like these anywhere else

Shit Xmas Gift Socks

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<ul> <li>Why chose just one..?</li> <li>Premium dry gin, 43%</li> <li>3 x exceptional flavours</li> <li>Lovingly crafted in England</li> <li>Gin-spired gift set for a gin-lover</li></ul><p>Did you know that One Gin was the first spirit launched by the One Brand, known for One Water? The idea behind it was simple &ndash; to merge their love of beautiful, premium craft spirits with their vision of a world where everyone has access to safe clean water, forever... And thus, One Gin was born!<br /><br />Inside the One Gin Miniatures Gift Set, you'll find a trio of tiny wonders from the realm of One Gin&mdash;a gin so divine, it'll make your taste buds sing! Each mini bottle is a meticulously crafted&nbsp;gateway to a world of botanical brilliance. These miniatures are a whirlwind tour of One's most remarkable gin flavours, from their original, bold and distinctively savoury Classic Gin, their orchard-fresh Crisp Apple Gin, and their limited edition One Port Barrel Rested Gin.</p><p>Not only that but this gorgeously illustrated gift set with&nbsp;signature butterfly, botanical and copper details is a gift that also gives back!&nbsp;That&rsquo;s because every bottle of One Gin funds life-changing water projects in the world&rsquo;s poorest communities.&nbsp;Inspired by the work of The One Foundation, the gift box&rsquo;s illustrations celebrate the natural wonders of the countries the foundation supports: the red rose of Rwanda, the Kenyan lilac-breasted roller, the lotus of Malawi and the elephant ear plant from Ghana.</p><p><strong>Each gift box includes 3 x 5cl bottles: Classic Gin, Crisp Apple Gin, and One Port Barrel Rested Gin.</strong></p>

One Gin Miniatures Gift Set

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Fuck Affirmations Flip Book

£4.99

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